>>508620863 (OP)>>extremely intelligentbut couldn't outsmart 4000 meters of water
>>508620863 (OP)titanium caps - great idea
carbon fiber body - death
he should have opted for stainless steal body and titanium caps
>>508621393That costs more money and any time anyone brought up safety concerns to him he thought they were just being a pussy.
>extremely intelligent
>used carbon fiber to resist compression, not expansion
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>literal retard
>get told you are a literal retard by non retards
>take other retards money upfront
>confident in your ability to con retards as king of the retards brag about it whilst in your coffin sub
>implode with some stinky jeets
>only 1 of those jeets was retarded, the other was just trying to be a good son for his shit brain boomer dad
Legit feel bad for the son jeet san jeeb
Everyone else got what they paid for
>>508623539No amount of memeflags can hide the jeet.
>>508620863 (OP)I see the problem. There's no loctite on those bolts.
>>508620863 (OP)>died in his inventionI'll give him that, he didn't give a fuck but you can't out-Chad materials science.
>>508620863 (OP)White excellence truely. Why are Whites so excellent?
>>508620863 (OP)I feel like you can't use no fucks given when the guy imploded so fast that he couldn't have given a fuck if he wanted to
>>508620863 (OP)Hurr dirt let's glue carbon fiber to titanium.
>I'ma smart scientist guise
>port hole rated for 700 meters
>goes down to 4000 meters
amazingly it wasn’t that that failed
>>508620863 (OP)He killed 4 black rock ceo's. Unfathomable based. An hero per se.
>>508623799It would have made many loud cracking noises before it failed.
>>508620863 (OP)why didn't he just put cross section beams or whatever in his submarine so it didn't implode
>>508620863 (OP)>extremely intelligenthe's a smoothbrain retard.
the science was already done
he just wanted shekels.
>>508624801the science was done in the 1950s or before by hand in a time when computer models didn’t exist so all the calculations are extremely conservative. with modern technology and computers we don’t need to listen to outdated scientists anymore
he also said all the time that Amazon and Tesla were 'big swinging dicks'. Probably addicted to BBC porn
>>508620863 (OP)>Used a Bluetooth game controller from Amazon on his multi-million dollar sub. >Extremely intelligentHe had too much money and time.
Is it really an intelligent decision to take a poorly built submarine down to crushing depth?
>>508620863 (OP)>extremely intelligent>reckless...sir. We know what recklessness means. It does not exist on the same axis as extreme intelligence.
Lemme translate for ya.
>suicidally retarded
>>508625254>computer math still uses the same math Not gonna get a different answer bud
>>508620863 (OP)He was a raging moron high on his own farts. The kind who thinks if he can make every naysayer shut up means he is right.
>>508625254>conservativeThis anon has never heard of "fail safe." Yes, that phrase has more than one meaning. Please consider the ramifications.
>>508620863 (OP)He's a prime example of true white privilege. When you're white ppl are automatically trusting of your word and competency. When you're white ppl are give you far more credibility than is justified. Had he been any other race folks would have given his trashcan submarine and his claims an appropriate level of scrutiny and probably wouldn't have went anywhere in that thing.
White privilege feeding white hubris is what killed those people.
>>508620863 (OP)you don't know that. there could have been many fucks given prior to their demise. im sure he had a couple of regrets
>>508620863 (OP)>>was an egotistical businessman>>extremely reckless with marginal intelligence>>died in his invention and took 4 people with him>>many fucks givenFTFY that idiot should never have been allowed on the water.
it wasn't really an invention, just a shitty version of a deep diver submarine was going deeper 50 years earlier except it used carbon fiber because fucking why
OceanGate's niggerish arguments:
>Previous Operational Dives: The Titan had completed 13 successful dives to the Titanic wreck site between 2021 and 2022, which OceanGate may have considered practical tests of the submersible’s capabilities. However, these dives also revealed significant issues, including 118 equipment problems (e.g., a front dome falling off, thruster failures at 3,500 meters, and a battery failure trapping passengers for 27 hours). These incidents raised red flags about the vessel’s reliability
>Test Dives: OceanGate claimed the Titan completed over 50 test dives, including dives to depths similar to that of the Titanic, conducted in waters around the Bahamas and in a pressure chamber. These tests were intended to validate the submersible’s ability to withstand deep-sea pressures. However, specific details about the outcomes, frequency, or rigor of these tests are sparse, and they were not independently verified.
>Acoustic Monitoring System: The Titan was equipped with an acoustic monitoring system to detect potential hull issues, such as cracking or delamination of its carbon fiber hull. This system used sensors to listen for sounds indicating structural failure. However, former OceanGate employee David Lochridge criticized this method, arguing it could only detect issues milliseconds before a failure, providing insufficient time for the pilot to react. Despite these concerns, OceanGate maintained that this was the best available method for monitoring hull integrity
>>508620863 (OP)What are you gonna do. Find the paste that was once his body and take it to court?
>>508620863 (OP)The thing I never hear anyone talk about is that his retarded submarine only had one single tiny window. DSV Alvin started out with 3 pretty substantial windows and now has 5 big windows. Like... If you're going to go see the Titanic... Wouldn't it be nice to actually see it? I just don't think that the tourist experience of the submarine he built would be enjoyable at all. Like... Never mind that it's a carbon fiber death trap... Even if it worked flawlessly, the experience of being a passenger would be fucking lame. You'd get your 60 seconds of window time, then someone else would get their 60 seconds of window time, everyone would have a look, then it would go back up. It just sounds fucking gay. Compare that to Alvin where everyone has their own window. I need my own fucking window.
>>508624472It did. On a previous dive. He said whatever. Lol
>>508625930Man that was a comfy few days when we thought they were down there with diminishing o2, angry at one another for defecating. Good times. Good memes.
>billionaire double kill
the state of Luigifags
>>508620863 (OP)he knew the sub hull was compromised and still dove
he basically murdered those people
>>508621393Rush Stockton would have been fine if he kept diving to shallower and shallower depths until retiring his sub but he kept pushing it to its limits eqch and every time
>>508625421Average American thought process
His mistake was allowing cursed pajeets onto his vessel.
>>508620863 (OP)He wasn't a "scientist", not even a mad one. He was obsessed with his know-it-all attitude and stubbornly ignorant and died because of it. Timorousness once again got confirmed as the true measure of intelligence.
>>508627355>Shouldn't be allowed on the water Listen to this guy. Who's going to stop him? Do you think you own the water?
>Nobody owns the water. God owns... It's God's water.
>>508620863 (OP)He killed his own son, same son who opposed going into that death trap.
>>508620863 (OP)It was memed for months, one of the best memes of last year,.it was worth it just for that.
Oh I checked and it was 2023, time flies huh...
>>508621393>carbon fiber body - deathWith how many people that would need to be involved in its construction you'd think he would have had a lot of people telling him he's going to die.
>>508631124he did. a retired british navy sub captain told him he was going to die, and he sued him for slander kek
what was his connection to bohemian grove again?
This retard was so jealous of the hype Musk was getting at the time that he died trying to overtake him in a popularity contest no one but him was even aware of.
I still smile when I think about the final battle over the playstation sticks at crush depth
>>508620863 (OP)If he had just asked me I would have told him how stupid it was to use carbon fiber, but the ivy league boomer knew better....
>>508629056>we thoughtUh. That's not what "thought" means.
>>508631124Some lady actually tried to tell him but he didn't listen
>>508633133scams look legitimate until they don't. nobody gave a shit about what you thought at the time.
No other way to annihilate your body so completely without the use of explosives
>>508620863 (OP)He's got nothing on this one
>build amateur sub>rape kill and behead journo covering it>scuttle the ship to cover tracks>caught = scandi hotel prison>they need to pass a law to stop you from getting teen pussy
>>508620863 (OP)The billionaires knew the risk and thought it was safe. They were already lucky enough to be born rich, so of course they're unlucky enough to be crushed to death in an instant. Again, only person to feel bad about is the son who did it as a gift for his father on Father's Day.
>>508633935I knew about the murder, but not about the groupie, women like this are so weird.
Also the guy other than being evil was really stupid he obviously wouldn't get away with that murder and he had a lot of money. So he threw away his life.
>>508631124This retard fired all the actual engineers that told him that thing was a death trap. "old white men" he called them. Then replaced them all with cargo culting, nigger yesmen because they were cheaper and weren't smart enough to know that the thing was a fucking deathtrap.
Just another example of the ultra rich not being very competent and how their wealth was a fluke of luck. Either on their part or their ancestors.
>>508631124these faggots just want "yes men", which is what he ended up with.
a richfag and miserly, pretty typical. He wasn't loaded like 'the actual rich' people are today, but its estimated he still had tens of millions.
>>508620863 (OP)>Engineering team filled with women.Nothing to see here goy. Move along.
>>508620863 (OP)He wasn't a mad scientist, he was a retarded asshole, using Diversity Dumbfucks to create a design that had been proven to fail, decades earlier.
>>508620863 (OP)>>died in his invention and took 4 people with him>>no fucks givenProbably because they were compressed to the size of a spaghetti sauce can in 2 milliseconds
