There are "people" posting on /pol/ who eat 5000 calories or more per day. And no nigger, no. You are not 6"6 and you are not Michael Phelps. You are just fat.

>>508621380 (OP)
Dude did anyone catch the NIG v GER game last night

>>508621380 (OP)
i ate 900 calories today
i drank 600 calories
i still have not jerked off yet today and have burned absolutely no calories

>>508621380 (OP)
lungs getting infested by smelly german girl feet

>>508621380 (OP)
Why have you been posting these women for years? Is it a Croatian foot thing?
Also Zagreb sucks

>>508621764
>drank 600 calories
nigga you gon die

>>508621380 (OP)
I've baked fresh bread this morning and that's all I've been eating all day.

>>508622066
>nigga you gon die
you are too

>>508622801
Yeah, but I'm having fun mtbiking while you're a sad sack

>>508623172
>mtbiking
nigger you're gay
gonna die way sooner than me

>>508623347
You're going to die a week after chest pains

>>508621380 (OP)
i eat very little
i do fuck all
nothing ever happens