Cletus here, I’m literally dying of heat exhaustion while i type this. Please send aid to the Appalachian mountains, we are dying. I can’t go on much longer. Water sources are depleted, I’m so dehydrated….

>>508621625 (OP)
>Water sources are depleted
>Appalachian mountains

>>508621625 (OP)
TURN THE A/C ON YOU-YOU
DOUBLE NIGGER

Pajeets are more disgusting than blacks.

>>508622192
This is serious heat anon trump needs to do a national emergency or some shit and send fema for real or we might all die my HVAC just burned out and quit working it is so hot

guiz, the temperature in central park is the highest ever for the entire month of june! we all gonna die

>>508622784
Where the fuck is Central Park? That doesn’t sound like Appalachia you city slickin yankee

Should have signed up to pay carbon tax

>>508622365
I've lived around lots of both and pajeets never tried to mug me.

>>508623106
central park is a suburb of appalachia

double down on the mountain dew

>>508621625 (OP)
Just go in the lake

>>508624027
my mom told me not to talk to strangers

>>508622488
That's no heat wave that's the Jewish space lasers firing up. Get outta there asap!

>>508622365
Jews need to be gassed

>>508621625 (OP)
Nice try fag but the die has been cast

>>508621625 (OP)
Get good faggot. I was working outside all day in this shit. My pajeet coworkers were complaining it feels hotter than India but I survived.

>>508624178
Faggot why do you have a rainbow on your door? Is that for gay pride?

>>508624178
dude, it is fucking hot as fuck out there.
>>508624185
this is in the far foothills of appalachia

>>508624668
No it's so my blind ass grandma doesn't keep walking through the door when it's closed... Same reason there is a hummingbird on the screen. At some point a gay door is better than a broken one

>>508621625 (OP)
is that the hottest it gets there? thats just a normal summer

How fat are you people?

>>508621625 (OP)
FEMA will be there shortly to help

>>508621625 (OP)
>water
everyone knows you subside on mountain dew

>>508624356
WTF
I didn't know Canada got this hot

>>508624712
Ya I know it's like 35 so go for a swim... I'm gonna take the seadoo out but I just got back from camping and I'm waiting for my phone to charge. We get it life's tough. Have another beer and calm fown

At what temperature do Jews spontaneously cook off?

>>508625235
>mountain dew
the other anon will read this as meaning moonshine

>>508625364
Gtfo of the thread you fucking maple nigger

>>508625377
6million degrees

>>508625442
Kek. You sound angry. You must be hot and tired... While I'm over here at the lake drinking beer and eating peanut butter while the squirrels fight over the lid. Stay mad faggot.

>>508625020
Kek I’m just messing with you

>>508626208
Lol I know that's why I'm just chill rodent posting... But seriously it is a beautiful day outside

>>508625977
>making squirrels fight like some roman emperor
that's pathetic. give them some peanut butter.

Well ya... But now it's stationary. So they can't just steal the bowl. So they also have to fight the chipmunks. I don't choose the warriors only the prize.

>>508621625 (OP)
I actually had to water my plants for once
My tobacco and maters are loving the heat
I don't worry about heat because I don't live in one of these retarded new houses that they build in full sun for "natural light"
Our forefathers new better. Covered porches and north facing houses = I don't even need my AC on until like 5pm.
My only concern is that Trump has been in office for more than 10 days and the slaughterhouse is still hiring a bunch of illegals
I want them to leave bros

>>508621625 (OP)
it was 105 in upstate new york today. i have nothing but a fan and open windows. stop being fat.

>>508621625 (OP)
I would have died about 10°F ago. How is the humidity?

>>508621625 (OP)

sorry Cletus. dear leader eliminated FEMA and your state govt. is too poor to be able to help.

>>508625156
im a big guy

>>508621625 (OP)
Come to the low country where it’s 105 and 85% humidity.

>>508621625 (OP)
White people suffering from their self destructive consumption of fossil fuels.

>>508627285
that meme was made by a brown kid for brown kids

>>508628641
yeah okay dog fucker. try not to give the doggo your herpes

>>508622281
>>508621625 (OP)
My car said 109 outside today when I got done work. Lol.
That cant be right. Accuweather says its only 99.

>>508621625 (OP)
>appalachia
>105
Faggot, you live in asheville or knoxville where there's tons of concrete making it hot as shit. It's only 91 in the woods right now.

>>508625184
I hope they bring window air conditioning units and some bottles of that Antarctic water

>>508628806
>>508628974
Cars are a little high when they aren’t moving. Still hot as fuck and humid.

>>508628735
>brown kids who are not only autistic but are spreading bestiality memes
dude you do not have the high ground here

i have AC so im gucci
also its only 85

>>508629152
bro if you keep talking about how you fuck dogs i'm going to report you to the police. you sick disgusting animal abuser.

>>508624668
That sticker has probably been there since 1985. That’s an old school decal. >>508625020
See?

Just the other day it was snowing in Southern Alberta/Northern Montana. Switch biomes.

>>508622192
lol appalachia has had a metric fuckton of rain this year too, can't remember a year where it's rained more, last year was dry though

>>508629141
>Still hot as fuck and humid.
Yup. Feels like when I was in Nam.

>>508629472
How old are you nigger?

>>508628208
For you

> appalachia
It's literally not even 90 out

>>508629438
Last year was extremely dry, my hay crop is already way above last summer and we are only halfway through the season.

>>508632041
>I rgow hay in the hills
that has got to be an euphemism for something

>>508633168
Nah but the bales become missiles when they pop out which is a problem as they go mach fuck through a fence.