Imagine if a Democrat said this

>>508624578 (OP)
I’m already doing it and it’s based. If you have a cellphone you’re already being monitored at least with this you can have an early warning system for illness.

>>508624578 (OP)
>medical field becomes majority female
>it is now, literally insane
wearables aren't going to fix the problem with medicine

>>508624955
The masses don't have a clue

>>508624578 (OP)
old people vote, they have nothing better to do
old people vote for other old people
old person in charge of health promises old people a modern "life alert" to keep them alive longer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ
old people fear death, they love this idea
old people will pay a company 100x too much for this device, but no worries
the old people will pass that bill along to their children and grandchildren after they are long gone
and this process continues forever
we call it "Democracy!"

>>508624578 (OP)
A democrat did say that…

>>508624578 (OP)

He IS a Democrat you fucking retard.

>>508624955
this, literally
apple watches and shit save people from heart attacks every day

>>508626218
and now the American taxpayer is going to subsidize one on the wrist of every Jamal and Sheniqua because brainworm man says

>>508624958
I'd trust a wearable to detect disease more than some roastie nurse or some money grubbing jew of a doctor

"Oh let's run some more tests" - Every doctor ever as they charge you for each and every one

>>508624578 (OP)
>$10 have been deposited in your x.com account
Kill yourself.

>>508624955
>it's ok because it's already happening
kys

>>508624578 (OP)
They will have to arrest me, and I don't feel like getting arrested. So they might have to shoot me. :/ for a mask

what the fuck is an wearable

>>508624578 (OP)
What is a wearable?

>>508626486
>>508626552
Stuff like fitbit
Devices you wear, that track biometrics (i.e. heart rate)

>>508626306
most of them already have fagple watches because they just steal them from the stores

>>508624578 (OP)
>"wearable"
is that supposed to be a biometic monitor
fuck that

>>508624578 (OP)
Are there any FOSS wearables?

>>508624578 (OP)
>I-i-it's o-okay to l-let these g-guys f-f-fuck us b-because it o-o-owns the l-l-l-libs!

>>508626711
I don't know anyplace that sells apple watches that lets you get anywhere near the product without paying, even in the whitest neighborhoods.
t. loss control guy

>>508624578 (OP)

>>508626870
It's called a smartphone

>>508624578 (OP)
I think he has another worm in his head.

>>508626885

cope & seethe in that order

>>508624578 (OP)
I can't disagree with the sentiment

>>508624578 (OP)
Wearable what?

>>508624578 (OP)

>>508624578 (OP)
Oh no not a fit bit you retarded ham cow

>>508626870
Smartwatch linked to your phone that monitors your heart rate

>>508626626
And also your location

>>508624578 (OP)
Wtf is a wearable

>>508626486
Palantir

>>508624578 (OP)
You have to such a faggot to wear an apple watch. or wear airpods. or any geeky gakky techno gadget bullshit. just fry my nuts with that 5G shit gang

>>508624578 (OP)
I'm not a faggot why would I glue mark Zuckerberg to my skin?

>>508630099
Is kikes in a watch

>>508626218
>save people from heart attacks
Stop eating McDonald's it's that simple. You don't need a blackmail device

>>508629941
So.. just like your phone, others phones, every camera, every microphone, etc..?

>>508627133
so...stupid shit you get for a Christmas present when you cant think of anything else

If you actually watch it he just says the HHS is going to recommend that people wear them not that they're going to force anyone to do anything retard

>>508626486
He's talking about dildos. Strap on dildos. Not sure why he's calling it a "wearable" like a gay ass European tho

>>508624578 (OP)
The fuck I will, I wouldn't use a smartphone if my job didn't force me to use their faggy app for login/pushes

Give me back my old gps, ipod, panasonic camera, flip phone, and non-spyware windows OS. Now.

>>508631246
>and non-spyware windows OS.
Normie

>>508631246
hick grandpas on the loose again

>>508624578 (OP)
he is a democrat and what the hell is a wearable?

>>508624578 (OP)
by liberal wearable, you mean buttplugs and strapons?

i'm kinda autistic about things on my wrist or any kind of accessories like that on your body (especially jewelry) I even told my wife that I don't think I'd be willing to wear a wedding ring

>>508626218
if you take 15 seconds a day to check your pulse (15x4 = bpm) then you shouldn't need to pay Apple $300 to tell your fatass you're having a heart attack

t.Casio Chad

>>508626356
how about you try trusting God you cretin

>>508631523
I thought you were gonna say condom but I shoulda assumed that since you're a Chad

>>508624578 (OP)
What kind of wearable ware would we wear, and where would we wear it?

>>508624955
>>508626400
>>508626711
>>508627133
>>508627188
>>508627999
>>508629911
>>508630099
Checked

>>508624578 (OP)
>Wearing a wearable
What
In the actual fuck
is this supposed to mean

>>508624958
That's for the coming slow motion zombie outbreak. See the solstice prophecy:
>We'll sleep with restraints
>Military will walk everywhere
>If anyone shows signs, they'll be shot at sight
>We will be heavily monitored. 24*7. Health implants will be mandatory for everyone. AI will analyse 24*7 and flag you based on the data from implant.
> Some chances that there will be a bounty system in some areas. Not everywhere. Just some areas.
>No clean food, no clean air, no clean water. People will scrape for basics.
>combination of s_o.y-lent green and the walking dead

>>508632232
500 million civilian weapons and a nation full of hardware stores says it won't be as clean as you say

>>508631532
Based fellow Casio enjoyer.

>>508627133

>>508624578 (OP)
a what?

does he know that emf signals harm the human skin

wearables electronics can never jive with human bodies

>>508632042
I think he means a fit bit.

Can my wearable live stream my sexcapades with the local WHORES TO THE FUCKING ELITE?

>>508632957
A mark of the beast

>>508632042
Omg grab a cloo man

>>508624578 (OP)
vitamin d meter

>>508630687
>Whats the matter with an RFID chip implanted into you tied to your biometrics they are following you anyway whynot give them even more informtion and power
kys

>>508624578 (OP)
Shit is a scam they removed heartbeat censors from phones to sell that crap

>>508632739
>>508631532
i lost my gshock somehow (drinking) :(

>>508624578 (OP)
party of small government

Smart watches kinda suck only reason to have them was to unlock phone but honestly the front camera is pretty good better than dealing with charging a watch all the time.

>>508624578 (OP)
imagine if Bill Gates was working with Biden to create an AI dictatorship like Trump and Palantir

They will arm the wearable. You heard it here first. Screencast this

>>508617653
Keep running cover for and helping the technocrats on their mind-reading & manipulating kill-grid agenda, it won't stop that apparent genetic defect that your family has of catching bullets.
Except this next time, hopefully the gunman won't be glownigger connected, and it'll actually be organic and totally justified (but not legally in the eyes of the lawful evil "law"; so that'll make it doubly righteous).

You wage for the satanists and luciferian technocrats to make this material realm prison planet into more of a demon-run hellscape, then you and your entire bloodline will get the erasure you deserve (an even your benefactors and masters know and live by this, as they are setting you pawns up to take the karmic hits by doing the public footwork to spread their agenda).

Also, your war tourist drone-operator coward son needs to be murdered too; just the way it goes. Shouldn't have gone over to Neo-Khazaria (Ukraine) to play "soldier" (really, he was a mercenary figurehead meant to dupe more western redditor types to sign up to be meat shield munition sponges and blood sacrifices; all he really was, was a POW/"non-compliant" draftee executor and snuff film maker), if you didn't want people in states coming after you at a later date for being war profiteering nepo-trash (wonder why you wanted to defend that dem-entrenched crime-filled shithole and how many prior UA connections you had before the war (like all the rest of the uniparty traitors who made tons of questionable money through ukraine) to know how to join up and "volunteer" in a cozy non-frontlines unit that wouldn't see you killed right away like the rest of non-famous foreign mercs?) that helped depopulate a country of its potentially rebellious natives for the usually suspects to make a new homeland, and who is part of the breakaway echelon class and system in DC that is destroying this nation at the behest of them all trying to become technocrat god-kings or part of the neo-aristocracy.

>>508632957
Kek funny le rare pepe

>>508633431
Get another one before the tariffs kick in

that shit literally emits radiation to measure your pulse. wearing a smartwatch is the stupidest thing you can do after using air pods to give yourself brain cancer.

>>508632737
Last thing our rulers want is bands of armed people organizing who can challenge their power after zekes are cleaned. Those defending themselves will be suppressed as much as zombies.

>palentir total surveillance
>everybody starts wearing wearables
>cia knows your pulse now
>democrats get in charge
>pulse goes up while seeing a migrant
>social credit score goes down because you're being racist

>>508633586
Yes, like Hezbollah pagers

Checking your pulse is a groundbreaking screen?

It misses 99% of disease, and anyone can check their pulse already

>>508624578 (OP)
the whole wearable thing is that it makes people more active messing with steps and apps or something SO THEY BECOME BETTER SACRIFICES FOR MOLOCH
like people are like oh I walked so many steps I am going to break that today
its fucking retarded but it works

>>508633351
>an RFID chip implanted into you
But he specified wearables you schizoid menace

>>508624578 (OP)
Wtf is a wearable
Sounds unappealing
I shan't

>>508624578 (OP)
What's a wearable?

>>508624955
Take a walk to the park with no phone. Don't bring a wallet either. Just you and nature. Try to remember your lost place in it.

>>508633586
Why wouldn't kikes put bombs or incendiaries in wearables?

A pager or phone has the chance of being stowed away and not ever being near the target when the kill-signal goes out.... but a watch or "smart"-glasses?
Guaranteed to get some level of permanent maiming and/or death, unless there's the short window where it's not on the person to be charged.

Here's to all you kikes and the compromised and mammon loving shabbos goyim quasi spook future windchimes (you play a role in bringing in the technocracy and helping the illegitimate "national security" state apparatus that has waged nebulous war against all US citizens not part of the breakaway club and upper echelons; every single one of you who works for that company is an enemy combatant engaging in crimes against humanity on the "secret" black budget tech side of things) at garmin now conceiving murderous thoughts and making realized through your now explosive rigged products your contemptuous intentions towards the "useless eater" side of your client base (oh you'll make sure all the devices you make for USMILS and PMC are safe; as the technocrat god kings need a guarantee that their currently useful attack dogs and private security are free of any secret-bomb mishaps); and then tanking your company when some kid gets his arm blown off because some curry-nigger-coding set the wearable's bomb off preemptively.

>>508630687
your phone doesn't track your heart rate and other health related things.
they will know when you shit, fuck your wife or have a wank, how long you shower, blood pressure, diet etc etc.
its funny that the dude that was so open about how the purpose of covid was to install a state of medical tyranny is now pushing this shit.

>>508635579
people dont need to know their pulse dude is it worth 300$ to know your pulse? that you cant do anything with the information

no its not worth it to buy any medical equipment that is useless for hundreds of dollars

>>508635579
people dont need to know their pulse dude is it worth 300$ to know your pulse? that you cant do anything with the information

no its not worth it to buy any medical equipment that is useless

>>508625995
This. He's a Democrat.

>>508630712
I feel attacked personally

>>508624578 (OP)
Get ready for neuralink implanted in your brain, or how alex jones likes to call it "brainstem technology". I hate magatards and the cronies that that they follow.

>>508624578 (OP)
I'm a Democrat when I'm in the states and I actually say this all the time. I'm wearing 3 wearables right now and I'm currently looking into a ring that tracks how much I support Ukraine. I'd be super into the government designing a usdcbdc cold wallet that was also a yarmulke so I wasn't just covering my head I was covering my debts do you know what I am saying fellow gentiles?

>>508626065
What is this?

>>508626306
Part of our coming digital ID entrapment.

>>508637427
Jews

>>508637427
Let's just say it makes the timothy mcveins in my dick so big... Catch my drift?

>>508624578 (OP)
if leftists said this, they'd want everyone to be fat and gay within 4 years

>>508624578 (OP)
ESL here, what the fuck is a wearable?

>>508626218
This. I use a heart rate monitor while I work out so I don't accidentally overdo it and have a heart attack and die. It would defeat the purpose of exercising. That said, I don't think everybody needs one.
t. former smoker

>>508634852
That's how it begins, fool

>>508626486
Microchipping you slaves like they do to pet dogs and cats. YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY THROUGH SCAMSHOTS?

>>508635003
A wearable medical device like a smartwatch.

>>508626356
Literally the only doctor that has ever done this to me was a jew
(I was out of my home state at the time so I couldn't see my regular white doctor)

>>508638014
the new Palantir mandatory wearable

>>508624578 (OP)
That's not even proper english.

>>508638347
Well, why not? It's like dashcams in vehicles: insurance companies love 'em.

>>508624578 (OP)
But a Democrat didn't say that

>>508638405
why do you yearn to be enslaved?

>>508624578 (OP)
Also anyone supporting brain chips needs to be beaten severely. The government does not give a fuck about anyone, let alone about your health. It's all about control.

>>508638489
We're already enslaved.

>>508638530
no we were pretty much free until Trump and Palanti came along to enslave us.

>>508638504
>Also anyone supporting brain chips needs to be beaten severely
What would be the pros of that? To control my iPhone with my brain waves? Id prefer if I could unlock a faster healing factor or get my dick hard on a whim.

>>508624578 (OP)
He is a Democrat

>>508638585
>no we were pretty much free until Trump and Palanti came along to enslave us.
LMFBPAO

>>508624958
The medical system has been literally insane for 100 years you NPC retard

RFK Jr. IS a democrat lmao.
OP is a fucking retard, god damn.

>>508626486
nuspeak for adult diaper, vax and ozempic will turn everyone incontinent

>>508638650
so let me get this straight... you think being enslaved was bad, but because were were enslaved somewhat, its ok for Trump and Palantir to force you into further AI enslavement?

>>508637742
I assume a health monitor like those gay watches faggots wear

>>508638585
absolute cancer
go the fuck back, holy shit

>>508624955
>muh being monitored
Never understood this. I can't decide if the average person is a fucking moron, or if it's a matter of vanity.
We've been "monitored" for decades. Our most important actions (buying a house, buying a car, graduating from x school with x degree, getting married, getting divorced, etc and etc) have always been "monitored" and maintained in a database. Any time you submit a piece of paper to a government agency, bank, etc, it's been stored. The Social Security Admin and IRS already know your work history long before cell phones were a thing.
BUT NOW,
>NOOOOO THEY CAN TRACK ME ON MY CELL PHONE REEEEEEEEEE
yeah, I am sure out of 7 BILLION people on the planet, 350 million in the US, (((they))) are obsessed with you watching Big Assed Latina porn on your fucking phone, or that you "invested" 200 dollars in a shitcoin. I am sure (((they))) are all standing around the monitor watching to see what you do next.
Because of all the literal who's in the world, something about about you buy a Kroger is so very important, they have to care and track you.

>>508624578 (OP)
what in the fuck is a "wearable"? arent clothes wearable?

>>508638504
Agreed. This shouldn't even be up for debate. Unfortunately a huge selection of goy cattle will gleefully receive the microchip.

>>508624578 (OP)
Now this is a shitpost

>>508638735
Ozempic is a literal miracle drug. Obesity is literally in the same realm of as smallpox. The only niggas who are fat are that way by choice.

>>508638806
It's going to happen sooner or later. Might as well rip the band aid off now.

>>508639022
One of the more sane responses. I'm glad I grew up in the 1980s. Kids nowadays dont have a chance.

>>508639104
Do you not have a smartwatch?

>>508638985
before, we weren't in an AI dictatorship.. that's freedom.

now, we are in an AI dictatorship, not free.

You might want to go see a brain doctor or something.

I'd prefer government mandated edibles.

>>508639161
My nigga walmartanons preciously fat wife is going to cause the actual zombie apocalypse

wearable what? magnum dong condoms? i got that covered

>>508639179
no, why the fuck would I want a faggotwatch? if I want to know the time I just look at my phone or the bottom right of my computer. for anything else, I have a my fucking phone. I do have a watch. A fucking MAN'S watch, something like pic related just for show on some ocassions. i will never understand "smartwatches", seem completely retarded, irrelevant and homosexual.

>>508639255
My wife isn't fat. I have to remind the bitch to eat at times when shes too focused into her works.

>>508638405
I prescribed you a wearable anon, and you kept taking it off. I will now designate you as "non-compliant" with medical instructions, and this will make it more difficult for you to get much needed treatment paid for by your insurance company. It will also put you lower on the list for any medical procedures you may need.

>>508626486
cloud-connected buttplug

>>508639326
Its not a "faggot watch". It's handy and could possibly save your life.

I like my Apple Watch it's very useful to me

>>508639354
>this nigga acting funny
You're about to catch a treason charge for being a serial werido.

>>508632042
Pls megaman show Bob and vargum mega Man pls pantsu

>>508639427
Good shit good shit.

big garmin vill monitor your body battery and intensity minutes and you vill be happy

>>508639418
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Sell me a faggotwatch. how can this wonderful product save me?

>>508639206
are you 15 years old?
go back to plebbit you fucking child

>>508633586
I expected the Skyrim opening on the other side of that opening therefore this game is 0/10 and literally unplayable

>>508639542
i have a samsung "wearable" and i keep better track of my heartrate, stress, and sleep better because it gives me basics on my patterns

>>508639542
Dont know. Depends if you have any crazy health problems and/or get zooted on a near-constant basis.

>>508637087
why are you people so retarded?

>>508624578 (OP)
Like a cock ring? Also RFK Jr is a demorat.

>>508639542
apple watch can detect afib

>>508639604
you cant even address what i'm saying, because you are cognitively dissonant and need a brain scan.

>>508626065
no, you're just a retard that thinks what people claim goes above what EVERYONE CAN OBVIOUSLY SEE but only when it's convenient for your argument

>>508639161
>Kids nowadays dont have a chance.
It's just mind blowing to me that people (especially the younger generations - and to be fair even some boomers) don't realize, as I said, we've always been monitored - WAY before cell phones and the internet.
>your education level (graduation years, diplomas, degrees, certifications).
>your tax and work history
>your medical history
>your voting registration
>your investment holdings
>your bank account info
>your military service
>your criminal record (if you have one).
All that shit has been "stored" and "maintained" for your entire life. THAT is the shit they care about, not that you stopped at Jiffy Lube on the way home from work, or that you ordered Door Dash, or that you sent a meme to a friend via text.
The whole schizo conspiracy that (((they))) are "now" tracking you because of your cell phone is the most idiotic of them all.
How do people not see this?

>>508624578 (OP)
I failed to see what the problem is. He didn't say a legal mandate. Maybe you get health care cost incentives for wearing one and giving a shit about your health. Sounds like a fair trade off. Also, women are stupid.

>>508639719
you're not being addressed because you're a cocksucking retard, you're not "profound" or "spitting facts", you're repeating reddit slop verbatim, the same exact reddit diarrhea slop repeated for months now.
>we live in an AI and medical tyranny
>"you need brain scan, you are defective, you should be hospitalized or committed"
Ironic, you're the exact kind of cocksucker that brings the world to the brink of hell whenever people don't put you in your place.

can't say im surprised that half of you seem to want to live in a 'Fordian world'
keep consuming and continue to donate your rights out of a sense of tribalism to piss off the other 'team' and we will get there soon enough

In case we need to identify you, please do not cover your cell phone camera(s). Thank you for your cooperation.

>>508626626
I'll never wear that garbage, I'd rather suddenly die of heart failure than wear a goy bracket. I've really grown to hate RFK jr.

>>508639892
just admit you love being enslaved, its ok bro.

>>508639796
I have a Sammy Watch and I love it. I use it all throughout the day, monitoring my runs, workouts, send a quick reply to a text, ignoring incoming calls I don't want to take, monitoring heart rate.
My S23U has been my "best friend" for fitness and health.

>>508639542
You're Peruvian it's already over

>>508624578 (OP)
nobody gives a shit about health doodads except for nutjob women

>>508639663
>my heartrate
Im not an obese sad fuck. I dont give a shit about my heartrate, I feel fine while sitting down and I workout once or twice a week.
>stress
literally a woman invention. men dont get stressed. you may be a faggot. get a job or real life problems.
>sleep better
I drink some tea or warm milk at night, masturbate once and go to bed. how can you even "sleep bad"?
>basics on my patterns
how the FUCK can you not know yourself? jesus christ

>>508639683
no health problems, might be useful for an old boomer then

>>508639714
wait wait, are you seriously fucking telling me that you """""""first worlders"""""" ACTUALLY REALLY HONESTLY have heart problems in your fucking 20s so you need to monitor yourselves? what in the actual fuck hahaha kill yourselves already cattle. try not to drink oil in your next life jesus christ.

>>508640210
say what you will, but my country isn't a kike-dominated, nigger-worshipping, muslim-fearing, faggot-celebrating shithole with an obesity problem.
now bye, im have to go eat my avocado salad that cost me $1

>>508639977
Never say never, lil'man.

>>508640409
>might be useful for an old boomer then
You'll be an old boomer in due time. We all will...

>>508640409
>my country isn't a kike-dominated, nigger-worshipping, muslim-fearing, faggot-celebrating shithole with an obesity problem.
It will in due time. Its a feature, not a bug of globalism.

>>508640455
I'm not saying I'll never get old, but my grandma lived to 89 and didn't wear a faggotwatch. My grandpa lived to 80 and he died of cancer and he didn't need a faggotwatch.
How can "eating healthy" and "walking for an hour" sound like such an alien concept to you americans?

>>508626885
>owns the l-l-l-libs!
You're owned by your mentally ill histrionic nature

>>508640504
could be, but I'm sure the only reason Latam hasn't been destroyed by kikes is because we are like the basement where (((they))) will flee once they fuck up big time. It's no coincidence that the jew and iran missiles don't reach us.

I already use state-of-the art wearable medical equipment that plays a crucial role in monitoring parameters and helping with my circadian rhythm by alerting my subconscious self about upcoming waking hours. It's so complex and advanced that it's not normally offered to consumers and had to be imported under its generic product number "F91-W". Crazy tech that's being slept on, I highly recommend anons replace any other "wearables" they own with one.

>>508624578 (OP)
Just another palantir data point

>>508640578
>How can "eating healthy" and "walking for an hour" sound like such an alien concept to you americans?
People are too busy. I don't even have time for vidya much anymore.

>>508640409
Holy shee-it, I love this guy.
Absolutely this.
Quit being faggots.
I don't gaf about my heart rate either.
I don't care about my mpg on my V8 car or my twin turbo6 either. I'm not poor & I love going fast.
I'm in my 50s but everyone who doesn't know me thinks I'm in my 30s.
I was born before chem trails & we drink spring water up on the Ridge where I'm from so, no Fluoride either.

>>508640856
>People are too busy.
what can be more important than your own fucking health? why are you alive for then? to make Mr Shlomoberg another cent?

a wearable what

>>508624578 (OP)
He's a Kennedy. He was born Democrat.

>>508641676
>what can be more important than your own fucking health?
A teevee show, working, streaming, etc.
>why are you alive for then?
Nows not the time to cast existentialism on the average person.
>to make Mr Shlomoberg another cent?
People got bills and shit to pay, and it ain't getting cheaper!

>>508641818
The democrat party of 30 years ago looks like the Republicans nowadays.

>>508632739

>>508624578 (OP)
Whites can't go one day without getting absolutely PWND by the retards they elected. Fucking dieeeeeeee

>>508632739
Not enough. Features. Its 2025, not 1975.

>>508626486
wagie muzzle

>>508642111
No say in the matter. Politicians are beholden to lobbyists, not the people who elected them.

>>508642578
We went through that 5 years ago during covid. It aint happening again.

>>508626356
>I'd trust a wearable to detect disease more than some roastie nurse or some money grubbing jew of a doctor
Jews make wearables and Jews make your phone too. Only niggers need a $400 smartwatch to tell them to stop drinking soda. If you truly need a smartwatch, then you're a nigger and will die a nigger death.

>>508627625
Kek

>>508626626
Kek only fat women who literally can't control their weight wear fitbit thinking it will help them be "fit". Normal people understand they're fit because they feel healthy

>>508631523
I hate wearing that stupid piece of metal as well.

>>508637813
If you can't draw the line between on your body and in your body, that's on you.

>>508626486
Social Credit Cage

>>508643283
To play doubles advocate: Too many niggercattle to manage

>>508624578 (OP)
>wearing a wearable
a wearable what?

>>508643569
A health monitoring/tracking device.

>>508626885
lol

>>508643564
>me in the US while the Jewesses see me

>>508643148
Lmao you fell already and you don't even know it
>It's ok if the government puts a tracking device on me as long as it's not inside my body
As I said, that's how it begins

>>508624578 (OP)
Everyone should have all kinds of medical scanners at home and robot doctors. This whole hospital shit is retarded and needs to be abolished.

>>508624955
I ain’t wearin’ shit. Die in a fire, you house pet.

>>508643967
Dale talked about this recently

https://youtu.be/ACfLhuauA-A

>>508624578 (OP)
I mostly hate technology but I personally know someone who had their life saved by their gay smartwatch. Bad motorbike accident in middle of the night. Off the road in the woods. No one saw it, but his watch detected the accident and sent EMS his location. They fould him 50 feet into a dense treeline, bleeding to death.

>YOU WILL GET ZE CHIP
>YOU WILL DIE OF ZE STROKE IF YOU DESCENT AFTER

>>508624578 (OP)
>Biometric tracker
The fuck

>>508645248
Welcome to the 21st century.