I never touched or smelled vagena irl.

>>508624669 (OP)
me too. cesarean.

>>508624669 (OP)
brag about it

>smelled
You don't want to.
I have a pretty good nose and I can't eat vaginas because of that.

>>508624669 (OP)
Does that make you sad or something?

>>508624905
im sure your dick smells like roses akshit

>>508624669 (OP)
I have, but forgot to touch the titty. Pretty sure the titty would have been better.

That was 10 years ago.

>>508624669 (OP)
>smelled vagena
You're lucky. I doggy styled my ex once, and the smell almost made me gag. She asked what was wrong, but I was at a loss for words over the horrid stench that infiltrated my nostrils with an intensity I haven't felt since. I managed to finish inside her, despite this, and immediately went and took a shower.

>>508624669 (OP)
This is not a rare predicament to be in anymore

>>508624669 (OP)
I've smelled a lot of them, had squirters, creamers, pissers, you name it
I'm probably going to get mouth cancer and die

>>508624669 (OP)
This is a good thing and you don't even know it.

>>508624669 (OP)
100 bucks say you know how cum tastes.

>>508625128
you are supposed make her go collapsed doggy when that happens

>>508624669 (OP)
They smell like old fish.
Do not recommend.

>>508625376
What?

>>508625425
she goes prone, no longer on her knees, then you lay on top of her with your arm around her throat for leverage

>>508624669 (OP)
They have a unique smell that men don't have. It's more earthy, like mushrooms.

>>508625565
That sounds like something a serial killer would do. No thanks.

i never had two chicks at once, but somehow i keep goin bro.

hang in there or don't, no one cares.

It's the number 1 cause of turning men gay. God gave you a penis to use it on a vagina so you didn't have to use your hands or mouth.

>>508624669 (OP)
You're not missing out on anything.
It just feels like you are because you're biologically wired to want it and you don't have easy access.
Not saying sex can't be fantastic but it's general overrated, and never good when expectations are too high.

>>508625622

>>508625089
magat swatted

>>508625804
Oh, now I see. Yeah, she used to love when I did that actually. Good times.

>>508625089
Like I have said, I have a good nose and I couldn't stand having a smelly dick.
I actually wash my cock in the sink every time I take a piss.

>>508625928
>I actually wash my cock in the sink every time I take a piss.
I just imagined some guy in a public restroom openly washing his dick and drying it in the Dyson.

>>508626059
I've been banned from many malls and restaurants.

>>508624669 (OP)
All the fun of being with a woman is missing nowadays because women dominate men now.

>>508624669 (OP)
I have touched a vagina before but not smelled it cuz that's fucking weird

>>508624669 (OP)
come to america and have someone make you one

>>508624669 (OP)
Vagina is like a mixture of salty milk and coins

>>508628479
And what of bags of sand?

>>508624669 (OP)
I've heard of vegemite. It sounds disgusting. Not even curious.