I'm now convinced this is what happened and this is the actual order of events:
>Israel and AIPAC "buy off" Trump by funding his campaign and his chosenites in their down ballot elections to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars
>Trump even allegedly gets personal donations from Israel in the tune of millions of dollars
>Trump to win the presidency for himself (and Israel his donor) had to campaign on Populist Ideals like MAGA - this was necessary to win but also makes foreign intervention sus as fuck
>Israel knowing that Trump is trying to back out of their deal, attacks Iran unprovoked without the capabilities to do shit
>Bibi comes to Trump behind closed doors "WE HAD A DEAL!!! OY VEY!!" and Trump sweating bullets because he still needs Jew money and his kids are practically dual Israeli citizens needs to come up with something QUICK
>Trump scrambles his mil int community - they tell him they want to hit Iran but it's unlikely to do anything other than drag them into a regional war
>Trump seeing that, allows the strikes to happen so he can hopefully say he made good on his promise to the Israel lobby and then use the "more just couldn't be done!" line to back out
>Israel furious still locked in war with Iran
>Trump panicking because it's all absolutely a fucking disaster at this point unilaterally declares a ceasefire on Israels behalf hoping he can tell Bibi he'll make it up to them later
------> YOU ARE HERE
>Iran says nah, fuck that we're making BBQ kikes tonight
>Trump an absolute embarrassment to all camps - Israelis cling on to him for dear life as he's the retard basket they broke all their eggs in
Do I have this shit figured out?

>>508628710 (OP)
You missed the part where isreal wants a world war where they lose, so their god saves them in the end times.
But otherwise pretty close so far

iran is wayy too beta to break a ceasefire

>>508628835
There is no ceasefire outside of Trumps twitter bro. They never stopped bombing each other.

>>508628710 (OP)
>>508628821
also omitting problems Benjamin Netanyahu is facing. It's not all Trump centric, but yes Trump is expected to payback his masters. If Israel truly wanted to get rid of Trump they could use AIPAC to impeach him, Israel wouldn't need to risk attacking Iran.

>>508628821
That's part of Israels motivation I'm just on about Drumph

>>508628710 (OP)
>Trump sweating bullets because he still needs Jew money
Why? He can't run again

>>508629190
Because his life is more than politics and his children, dynasty and business are also tied up with Israel and Jew money

>>508628710 (OP)
Nah, he makes ceasefire to claim that Iran broke it. Then it's draft time

>>508628925
wake me up when bombs are dropping on tel aviv again

>>508629244
I don't think they even need a casus belli. They're most likely just going to say "We're fighting Iran fucking deal with it goyim" at this point.
>>508629317
They literally bombed it today and yesterday.

>>508628710 (OP)
holy shit name???

>>508629413
Her name is AI my guy

>>508628710 (OP)
With the jews you lose.

Now its time for Trump to do his classic maneuver, and perform a bold move by betraying Isreal.

It will be hard for a time on him and his family, but will come out the other side as a heroic president who deleted the swamp and ejected jewish power from the USA and back to their shithole.

>>508629770
Yeah praying for everyone that Trump can walk away from this and isn't so compromised or brainwashed as to thinking the fulfillment of already fulfilled Jewish prophecies is the way to go.

>>508628710 (OP)
>DAE it's 5D chess to gas the kikes?!?!?!?
Head over to twitter and search "MIGA"

You'll find all the propaganda already being put into circulation for what they have planned for this.