Ask in this thread and you shall receive

I need 20 grand to buy a year's supply of this expensive medicine for my mom. Can you help me, Lord?

>>508642306 (OP)
Hey Jesus, why don't you ever heal amputees?

A homestead on a large plot of land to live a healthy life with my family

Come back and end this satainic shit for once and for all. What are you waiting for, Lord?

>>508642306 (OP)

I'm not going to ask anything of this nigger.

He only brings misfortune to white people.

>>508642306 (OP)

>>508642306 (OP)
fuck this gay earth

>>508642306 (OP)
Please expel satan in the minds of every muslims and jews right now.
If revelation is coming i hope to be raptured and fight the antichrist with you.
Jesus saves. Peace be with you

i love apples, they're phenomenal. i'm sorry

>>508642306 (OP)
I just want my people to be strong enough to bounce back after the last 100 years of insanity, I want us to be aware we deserve the right to exist and thrive, I want Christ's name on everyone's hearts, I want the US and Europe to isolate from the rest of the world entirely and make a paradise on earth. One where we can make our ancestors proud.

>>508642306 (OP)
Will the girl respond?

>>508642306 (OP)
I want to do interesting things

>>508642306 (OP)
Never existed, jewish fiction to control npc cattle

total evil death kill the archons and outer gods im sick of this shit

>>508642306 (OP)
Please Lord, end this hell world already

>>508642306 (OP)
Thank You

>>508642306 (OP)
Can you cure whatever anon got dusted with, shit sucks.

I own a small business. I wish people will finally start answering my ads and start buying my goods because I know my goods and wares will better the lives of those who purchase them.

>>508643296
I pray this anon finds peace and happiness and lives a long fulfilling life.
>>508643014
I pray this brazilian monkey realizes he isn't White.
>>508644177
Checked
I pray for this anon's success with his business and life.
>>508642421
I pray for the healing of this anon's mother.

>>508642306 (OP)
Thank you for dying for my sins Lord. I hope I can be with you in Heaven. Here on Earth, I hate the Synagogue of Satan who killed you and resist you with all my will.
Christ is King!

>>508642421
Praying for this anon's mother. Help him Lord.

I'd like some WMDs please

>>508642306 (OP)
Lord, americans want to know You, the corruption of the clergy and the governments corruption of the family are totally unfair and still the americans try to read Your word, help us to know You

>>508642421
try https://www.costplusdrugs.com/
>>508643664
print out pictures of the art that the eiffel mural maker made showing violence along with documentation on who ordered the mural and tape them up around the eiffel tower

>>508642306 (OP)
Lord I ask that you help me stay on the straight and narrow and I ask that you keep me form doing stupid things and getting into trouble.

>>508642306 (OP)
The Powerball tommorw

Thanks!

Jesus, where are the normal people?

Heavenly Father,

Please comfort every lost anon. Help them know you and call to you as their Lord and Savior.

Jesus Christ is Lord

Amen

>>508645273
but I'm not a parisian sodomite, Jesus

I want to get a better job and gain more experience, not just continue doing the same warm body stuff on the weekends. I also want to get over the anxiety I feel and be more confident and gain equanimity.

>>508642306 (OP)
If god knows what youre going to do then your life is planned out by him, then what is the point in praying for something that he is or isnt going to give you anyway?

free will is a cruel joke.

>>508642306 (OP)
I won't ask because I do not deserve. Not today anyway.

>>508642306 (OP)
The thing I wish for. A closer walk with Thee (with the LORD, not you, obviously, but just to clarify and be precise in the use of language, and elaboration/transmission of thought).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3HCY3SgzlA

>>508642306 (OP)
who is the gay norwegian?

>>508645882
god announcing the future is god promising to make the future. the reference frame of omniscence as confidence in future sequence implies external forces ensuring confidence. Since god is the fully underlying force, this frame collapses to omniscence as omnipotence, and the free will/destiny outcome paradox collapses to intent and capability. If you ask god if he knows what you are going to do, you are also implicitly asking what to do- because you don't know what to do. And if he tells you that you will do a thing, and you do it because you were told you will have done it, then this is a self-fulfilling destiny.

The point is that god will help you to ensure you will achieve the things that he says you will do. That's a guarantee.

Secondly, there's a moral dualism inherent in a god that is expected to both protect you from harm and allow you to do whatever you want. Which is it? Free will or divine authority? by this construct it can be shown that these things are incompatible, you can't both expect absolute free will and also believe in divine power.

Lastly, there's the caveat of free will under zero knowledge priors. If you don't know what to do, then you dont have inputs to direct your choices anyway. In that respect you don't have a will to be free- you are just making random choices. If you do have inputs, you can only be truly confident in them if you believe them to be reliable. Since god is the most reliable input, his inputs determine your willful choices because you will ultimately choose according to the options he provides.

Free will is a misnomer, because it implies a stateless behavior within a stateful frame. Reshape your thinking. What you have is free agency- the power to make good or bad choices. Now you wonder why this is. Well, if you had perfect knowledge of all things, what point would there be in living life? what wonderful experiences can await someone with perfect foreknowledge? None. So you live free so that you will live.

>>508644325

A Jewish monkey who fought for a nigger and Jewish world wants to be white now.

You have no authority to say who is white, you dirty kike.

Which race will my girlfriend be this year?

>>508642306 (OP)
Illumine with the light of awareness the apostates from the Orthodox Faith, and those blinded by pernicious heresies, and number them with Thy Holy, Apostolic, Catholic Church

>>508642306 (OP)
Liberate me from my current dead-locked situation so that I might achieve my higher calling amongst the sovereign, and guide my steps as one would guide a blind fool, please.

>>508642306 (OP)
Oh rebbe Yeshu, please tongue the unwashed perineums of as many starving Africans as possible. Amen.

>>508645882
the problem with nihilistic solipsism and its applications to choice theory can also be stated in this way- free will is is a misconception on flawed principles that beg the implication individual determinism independent from externals can exist. they cannot, because all choice is comparative and all comparatives require an unbounded frame to account for uncertainty. i categorize it as a kind of anxiety stemming from imagined ontological independence for actors within a game state that allows both for wrong choices and knowledge of outcomes by an authoritative observer, where the agent within the frame is acting on rigged inputs to make poor choices(valid concern)- and the paradox is that the choice-selection process holds validity regardless of the validity of the inputs. if the validity of the inputs is weak, then the "will" part also breaks down, and the seeming contradiction selfresolves- either you have a well informed will which freely can make choices and you are implicitly being offered good options which are ambiguous with regards to cost(which defeats the reasoning part of the willful choice frame) or you have a poorly informed frame which must make good choices and are being prevented from doing so, in which case your will isnt free. So, free will is a contradiction in terms.

>>508647446
As so obviously you are a blind fool, lead yourself.

>>508647671
Fuck you, I need to be lead specifically because I'm a blind fool, you fucking asshole.

Also, if you could destroy all the microwave weapons they have that are cooking people slowly in their own homes, that would be awesome.

The only thing I ask of my Lord Jesus is for forgiveness.

>>508642306 (OP)

I ask that humanity let go of their hatred, greed, and fear. For humanity to get back to a peaceful, happy way of life.

>another Christian thread pops up on a political forum
Why do you people think your religion is deserving of special treatment? Fuck off

>>508648589

Christ has overcome the world, which is the good news for everyone stuck in this "matrix".

>>508647840
if a blind man with down syndrome who is obviously retarded comes to your house and demands to be led by the hand to the top of a mountain because there are werewolves on it and he needs to join his brothers there, would you lead him up that mountain?

You ask to be led as if a blind fool. I am doing exactly what I would do with a blind fool- let them lead themselves and go nowhere! Since you do not know where you are going, you have no business going anywhere. Go back and try again, asking for wisdom to not be a blind fool. Let the blind lead the blind! pearls are not for pigs.

>>508648846
>if a blind man with down syndrome who is obviously retarded comes to your house and demands to be led by the hand to the top of a mountain because there are werewolves on it and he needs to join his brothers there, would you lead him up that mountain?

Yes.

>>508642306 (OP)
Show me the way I am lost again walking on my own through darkness I know you’re there but I need you again all the strength I have yet it is nothing compared to eternity

>>508642306 (OP)
Can I have a rich bratty giantess gf?

>>508648904
Take your meds schizo

>>508642306 (OP)
nigger

>>508649311
>has never fought werewolves or vampires

lucky you!

>>508642306 (OP)
a job

>>508642306 (OP)
>>508650369
we both want jobs

>>508645882
Prayer doesn't change God's mind, anon. It changes ours.

Jesus Christ is Lord

18-25 year old beautiful virgin Orthodox Christian wife that loves me and is very fertile and desires to copulate with me everyday, and would never be an adulterer
To keep going with my job and doing well financially.
To not be a greedy bastard and tithe.
Lots and lots of children.
To have full or half custody of my kid I had out of wedlock.
That my future in-laws love me and I love them.
That my family will be healthy and live life according to God.
To be that annoying guy at work who constantly talks about how much I love my wife and family and shows random family pictures to the boys at work.
Pray for me
Paul

>>508642306 (OP)
>Ask in this thread and you shall receive
When do I short the Q's and SPY

>>508642306 (OP)
Dear Lord Jesus Christ Almighty, have mercy on me a sinner

>>508652457
the last bit about being the annoying guy is wholesome. you sound a bit lustful though my friend, please, reconsider that lust really does destroy.