Why are americans so fat?

One too many megaBITES, not enough road runner.

Seriously though, there's no excuse in our post-ozempic world.

>>508646228 (OP)
Brits are equally obese at this point.

>>508646382
that shit is going to have unintended side effects. there's already alarms going off about how it destroys your hormonal system. turns people into zombies.

>>508646228 (OP)

>>508646228 (OP)
this is what happens when you eat too many carrots

>>508646228 (OP)
I wouldn't fuck this blob for $5,000 and I'm broke. What the fuck is wrong with people?!

>>508646382
>One too many megaBITES, not enough road runner.
But big girls need lovin' too, so I beat it up like Royal Rumble

>>508646228 (OP)
>$5k a month
that is not even enough money for a food budget to sustain that size

>>508646228 (OP)
Your mom is so fat she roleplays as a giant eating people for money

>>508646564
Same thing as a pop can, has a plastic liner

>>508646228 (OP)
>I make 5k a month
And costs twice that benefits.

>>508646719
Good shit. It's about fucking time someone got this reference.

>>508646522
Nothing comes from nothing.

>>508646228 (OP)
>our food is barely regulated so our only options are to almost exclusively eat cheap unhealthy stuff or pay 3x as much, even if you cook your own food.
>in most places it's basically impossible to get around without a car, so we barely walk
>a lot of people need to work 2 or 3 jobs to survive, and therefore don't have time to work out consistently
>the "body positivity" movement got co-opted into telling landwhales it's misogynistic to not think they're beautiful
>most people live in cramped apartments in cities, which means they have to mostly subsist on fast food or prepackaged shit

>>508646228 (OP)
unironically high fructose corn syrup.

Watch out, its coming to europe

>>508646228 (OP)
Would