the economy is so shit, food has gotten so expensive.
>just cook for yourself bro
Even going to the grocery store is expensive, it’s literally cheaper to just go eat at Costco/Sam’s club every day.

>>508652126 (OP)
>it’s literally cheaper to just go eat at Costco/Sam’s club every day.
How did you discover my secret. I'm sad Sam's Club got rid of the Supreme Pizza...

>>508652126 (OP)
My penis looks like that

>>508652126 (OP)
god damn that looks good

>>508652227
Costco requires scanning your member ID to cut back on cheapskates eating samplers and ordering food without buying anything

>>508652126 (OP)
That's a penis

>>508652126 (OP)
That sausage looks disgusting

>>508652436
Fag

>>508652452
You have to do the pharmacy method
>walk up to faget scanner
>say your here to pick up a pharmacy order
>get let in
>speedwalk to cafeteria
>order pizza
>leave before caught

>>508652436
theres something wrong with you
>>508652551
your instincts are powerfully correct

>>508652126 (OP)
why do white people love showing their whole hands wrists and arms in photos

>>508652604
My uncle used to fake a heart attack right outside the entrance. Then Sams or Costco would deploy their medical team who brought him inside and treated his condition. Nobody ever escorts you out of the store after something like that, so you can buy what you please

>>508652597
>>508652651
please don't frank shame me, it's been a while since I had one in my mouth

>>508652773
kek based

>>508652126 (OP)
that's the famous and delicious costco hot dog?
Yikes

>>508652979
it's 50% msg

No thanks I don't like the chances that the food was touched by brown hands at any point

eating this everyday is even worse than eating slim jims or beef jerky everyday, that is more processed and more high sodium and fat than those are. its the lowest quality of meat you can find, plus the bread is also low quality bleached enriched high processed wheat

low nutrients, highly processed, high salt, mostly fat

even if youre saving money its not a good choice for food at all

>>508652773
How many times did he do that? I'm sore they got suspicious after his 5th heart attack and wondered how the fuck he is still alive.

>>508653152
>even if youre saving money its not a good choice for food at all
retards dont understand you put cheap fuel and oil in your engine and it will run poorly and briefly

>>508652126 (OP)
SCHLONGER!

>>508652773
imagine having them hit you with the defibrillator for some crispy wings
>would

>>508652126 (OP)
1.50 USD
it's 1.50 CAD, so it's technically cheaper in canada.

>>508652436
cuz you're gay

>>508652126 (OP)
Dominos is absolute cheapest thing for me here, I get a medium veggie pizza and 1lb wings for $10.80
Costco is a no-go zone now, even though I like their poutine, it's simply not worth the risk

>>508652773
>fake a heart attack
>so you can buy what you please
nice fairy tale, however they make you scan your membership card at checkout

>>508652126 (OP)
I want that in my mouth right now
>(no homo)

>>508652126 (OP)
imagine not even chewing it and just sliding it down your throat into your stomach

they do have some great random deals on water, toilet paper, soap, detergent, etc

good for people that have a place to store this stuff or a bigger family

>>508652773
>>508652773
>My uncle used to fake a heart attack right outside the entrance.

I'm Coming Elizabeth!