NATO plans to completely bankrupt Keneda (formerly known as Canada). In exchange Keneda will receive a dozen F-35s that will spend 98% of their life in hangars, the remaining 2% will be spent doing stadium fly-bys during grey cup finals.
No refunds btw.

elbows up!

>>508655414 (OP)
That sounds more like a bad joke than a serious take. NATO’s purpose is collective defense, and Canada’s participation helps ensure security not just at home but globally. The F-35s aren’t just for show — they’re a strategic investment in modern defense capabilities. Spending time in hangars isn’t wasteful; maintenance and readiness cycles are normal for any advanced aircraft. So no, Canada isn’t being bankrupted just to impress sports fans.

Fool that you are, you've overlooked the obvious solution to this - 100 quadrillion more Indians

He’s unironically doing a great job so far, but it can always be better.
Prices have been dropping steadily, he’s worried about inter province trade, increasing our defence, cutting immigration. It’s been great

Oh Canada!

>>508655414 (OP)
why bother, just let the war mongerers below us do the protection, and they have to because our safety is theirs so they have no choice lmao

>>508655414 (OP)
> dozen F-35s

Lol so stuff we offered them FOR FREE when we tried letting them become our 51st state and they snubbed their noses us while turning down?

>>508655667
Dudes done alot to get young folks into the trades and release the stranglehold boomers have on holding apprenticeships as a carrot you have to work for, they actually have programs and supports for people and women who take trades get an entirely free paid ride so they can get a job, then date a handsome tradesmen so they don't turn into domestic terrorists when they find out how taxes work on single males versus couples.

Not to mention the commitment to take irons from the hands of Canadians, this alone ensures civil war and IRL Minecraft, or boomers being hung as Traitors by the young or being sent on Stalingrad style suicide mission where one boomer has a rifle, the other a magazine and they have to work together to load and fire it, while the redcoats blast the living fuck out of them and the young laugh.
Also, as it currently stands Russia offers a better deal for a 6mo contract in the armed forces than Canada does for 20 years of service.

Homeownership and having kids is basically off the table for under 35 without being grandfathered into the good life, or having a high paying job through your 20s/nepotism. The system is set up so that your grinded into dust and are a slave if you make less than X,
And then working for .gov is so comfy it would make a guy renounce white supremacy and start plowing qt injun babes and work lots of long hours, and other stuff that's considered going above and beyond because it actually provides you enough to get ahead and live a nice live compared to the slave caste of normal Canadians.

>>508656693
>>508655667
Thanks CBC

>>508655414 (OP)
Nukes sit around doing nothing and are possibly the sole reason we didn't have WWIII...yet

>>508656143
Trade offer:

You renounce all loyalties and duty to Canada,

In exchange you get one CCP issued hapa wifau trained in the art of happy ending, and she encourages you to be better and infiltrate to get access to information to further betray your country.
That's a Damm good deal when you consider what the Canadian deal is.

>>508656756
Fucking homos at the CBC caused me IRL problems.

It doxxes me but I am proud to report that the whiners and complainers did absolutely nothing except cry, and make demands while the based ultra nationalist Albertan was out putting in work on-top of (solving problem) that meets and aligns with one of their silly demands, but is done in such a way the credit goes to me, and I can point the finger, and shrug my shoulders and question why they don't pick up a shovel.

>>508655506
We're not interested in bombing Iran though

>>508655414 (OP)
He's got the look of a guy who spent a lot of time on Epstein Island

>>508656993
You mean:
"Bomb Iran, with what?!"


Canada doesn't have an air force after the last time they tried flying across the country.

>>508657112
That's a good thing we literally don't have anything to send for ZOG

>>508657112
Like I can't even begin to imagine what the Israel First CPC would be doing right now if they'd won the election

>>508657518
Well, I would be in a camp, and so would you, to start with...
I was honestly looking forward to the Trudeau fash redemption arc and 1000 year liberal rule.....but oh well, having an economy based entirely on building houses is something we always jokes about...

But the conservatives wouldn't have done anything meaningful and would have spent four years building up to and setting up for their re election campaign where all their work and efforts only matter if you reelect them, and if you don't the liberals clear the slate day fucking 1 and undo 4 years of pretend work and creating promises that are designed to fail.


But they would have the best debates, and Israel would be decreed as "Indigenous people" or "a true indigenous people" after their commitment to UNDRIP and creating a seperate tier of society that acts as a thumbs up or thumbs down mechanism