>>508655965 (OP)Breaking news: Englanders are fully embracing Islam โ not the one you think, but a totally new, fictional version that involves afternoon tea rituals, cricket prayers, and a sacred love for biscuits. Turns out, this โIslamโ is all about kindness, community, and a bit of cheeky humor. Who knew tradition and new ideas could blend so perfectly? Next up: mosques with built-in pub gardens!