tfw

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NER6kq6D1Gg

>>508657258
What's that bird thing?
That's kyle, everyone is still looking for him.
He's about this tall.

It is weird how they call us "burgers" when burgers are a food from Germany. Germans are the real burgers. Then again, Germans are the largest self-identified ethnic group in the USA. A ton of ethnic Germans fought the nazis in WWII for the USA, despite the internment camps. The empire of the Burger King casts its shadow across the globe, deploying snack wraps and mozzarella sticks with tactical precision.

>>508657808
Not only this, the USA absorbed the scientists of nazi Germany directly into the US government in order to develop our technology, including space rockets, ballistic missiles, and stealth bombers. The USA became everything the nazis dreamed of, dominating the world in wars of imperialist gemocide.

>>508657072 (OP)
You can have it your way at Burger Nazi