>Aye mang can I use your phone?
>Bruh lemme make a call on your phone
>Just one call bro
Do you let him?

>>508662142 (OP)
OK but be careful it has all of my bitfcoins

>>508662142 (OP)
>sure buddy
>hands him distraction calculator phone

>>508662142 (OP)
"I don't have a phone" -Me, holding my phone to my ear (don't worry my other hand is on my gun)

>>508662142 (OP)
yeah people in the streets they real with you

>>508662142 (OP)
I don't have a 'phone', so no.

>>508662142 (OP)
>Do you let him
Fuck no

I pretend I don't hear him, keep walking and if he follows me and closes the distance then I scream like a little girl and pepper spray him

>>508662975
>American is too much of a pussy to use his hands and has to constantly clutch his blicky
Lel

>>508662142 (OP)
Had some black guy dressed in all blue ask me for money once. He wasn’t even homeless. He just straight up walked over and said
>hey, give me some money man
I just ignored him, so he started cussing me out. This resulted in me yelling at him and calling him a “blueberry pop tart”. I just fucking lost it, idk why. I kept yelling and yelling like an angry retard, accusing his mom of dressing him up like a literal fucking fruit. He was like
>chill man, my god
Good times

>>508665461
One time in America a black lost homeless person asked me for food so I bought him a meal and then he asked me for directions to the nearest bank so I found him some on Google maps. Then I told him about Jesus Christ and send him on his way. Good times desu. Hope he is ok.

>>508665572
That’s awesome. I’m sure he never forgot about you and possibly became religious

>>508662142 (OP)
its 2025 nigger. even the refugees have phones

>>508665572
Nice. I like helping people too, but I have no 'phone' and do not want one.
Still, good story. Makes me happy.

>>508665460
Uhh anon, you're not karate chopping a gun out of a nigger's hand. Sorry but taekwondo or whatever doesn't work around the young niggers in america like it does on your feeble indians.

>>508662142 (OP)
I had a sketchy woman ask me this on the street downtown at 4am. I didn’t want to but it seemed like too small a favor to turn down so I let her. She made a few phone calls, some didn’t even pick up, gave me back the phone and offered a blow job in return or a hand job, I stupidly said no because for a week straight my phone was blowing up almost 24 hours in a row and everyone was looking for “Lolly” who turned out to be a hardcore crack smoker and apparently a world class dick suck.

I let a pole make a call on my phone so his coworkers could get him picked up, he was in the wrong town apparently.