>be me
>five years since high school
>lose 12th job for autism and pissing someone off for stating a obvious reality
>dad yells at me and sarcastically suggests getting disability
>I actually do it because why not
>do a mentally health interview and get approved in 10 months
>parents especially dad horrified as what they want for me is to work 12 hours everyday forever and still not be able to afford to move out as, “that’s what it means to be a man”
>anyway I got approved for disability and now I get 2300 a month sitting on my ass I asked ChatGPT and because I don’t have work expenses I make more than what most working class people earn
>almost makes the autism and being a lonely friendless virgin for life unable to interact with others worth it
Why don’t more people apply for disability? It’s objectively pointless to work anymore.

>>508665568 (OP)
any tips for someone with 3 years of wagie experience and can clearly keep a job and not lose it to tism multiple times

>>508665568 (OP)
I'm glad you're getting whatever support you need to survive. People will get pissed or envious, but if you think you need the help it's fine.
>what it takes to be a man
This is the most manipulated aspect of human society during its entire history. If you follow the path of "manhood" in any random country around the world you'll either become cannon fodder or some indentured servant to the state.

You chose a dead end path. How can you possibly survive on your own now? Try working your way up the welfare ladder. Kek!

>>508665568 (OP)
Nah eu bs is done go be retarded thirstbox somewhere else

>>508665568 (OP)
I'm not autistic but I can't be bothered to work, so I just made up a mental problem by reading the list of symptoms off the psycholokike DMV or whatever it's called and then just saying to a psycholokike bitch I found that I feel like that.

Been on NEETbux for over a decade now. It's certainly a better life than being a wagie, wagies look so fucking stressed out all the time.

>>508665568 (OP)
That's hilarious, but I wouldn't want to go down that road. I have no disabilities, and do not want to fake them in order to get money. In fact, I hate what modern money is attached to, and I avoid it if I am able to. I am very poor, but I already have what I need.
Also idk if it's a good idea to tell others, because then the pool of money you draw from could possibly shrink-up, leaving (You) with less funds later on.
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I still think you should "work" towards your own goals at least, unless you're already doing that or have none.
Happy days anon fren.

I just want a good way to make money without having to work for a company. I hate having a boss. I don't know why, I guess I'm just anti-authority.

>>508665991
Kek, this wagie thinks he's going to become wealthy wagecucking in Mr. Shekelbergs cuckbicle.

>>508665795
Get fired from your job and have a mental breakdown and get committed for a month. Shouldn’t be hard due to how shit life is.
>>508666085
Sour grapes much? You don’t have to fake shit everyone is sick and mentally ill these days. Say you have depression that ain’t lying. If gibs goes down then we all have bigger things to worry about than money. What goals can I have in this nightmare country?

>>508665991
I work for less than 2300 per month and still have to pay commute costs. OP has a better deal than I do and he can increase his income with stock market trading. which he can do at his computer all day while I can't

>>508665568 (OP)
Trump is canceling your neet bux very soon.

>>508666582
Did you not understand I was supporting you and wishing you well, anon?
>everyone is sick and mentally ill
No. Everyone has their own struggles in life, sure, but that is not an illness, but rather a symptom of being human. it's always been this way, and it always will.
I would rather live my life my own way.
I do wish you well, and I have no animosity towards you. I hope you have a happy, wonderful life.

The main reason I haven’t gotten autismbuxx is that I like my guns and don’t think I’d be able to keep them or get more if the government thinks I’m too spastic to work

>>508667002
You don't lose your guns for being autistic in amerifat, it's mostly only felons who do that. I have a NEET friend in commiefornia, he has a huge gun collection.

>>508665991
Idiot, you use the free time you get from having welfare to solo dev porn games

>>508666582
>get committed for a month
this is the most braindead shit possible. simply say you're suicidal and they won't even blink twice before dosing you with mind altering substances. you don't even have to pretend or anything, just saying that is enough. the mental health system in the US is retarded. I've used this several times to avoid homelessness.

>>508666582
>Get fired from your job and have a mental breakdown and get committed for a month.

I did all of that plus I was homeless and I was denied. Then the appeal was denied. I think its because I am a woman. They only want to give help to men living with their parents. Since I was a homeless woman with typically " male " problems like autism and adhd they told me to fuck off. Its probably because I'm extremely stoic and didn't cry and grovel for them at the hearings and psych exams.

>>508665568 (OP)
I guess it would make sense for autism to be part of the rainbow lgbtp stuff since you types all act like homos.

>>508667330
>woman
just spread your fucking legs for a simp and you are set for life holy shit, men actually need the unemployment bennies

>>508667130
If I can’t get a good job with people my age or in the military, I might. Texas has to be more lax about it, thankfully a lot of boomer faggotry around pulling yourself up by your bootstraps is going away, even amongst boomers

>>508667516
>or in the military
This is the worst time in history to even consider joining the military, kek.

I have autism and ADHD but since I was born in poor family prior to 2000 the cure for my wellness was getting beaten repeatedly
I can say while it’s probably suboptimal, it did work and I am relatively well adjusted.
I can’t hold a real position (realistically I can but I will struggle) but I ended up building software engineering career which feels more like playing Factorio
I don’t take any meds, fuck this, I like myself and I don’t want to be subdued
But sometimes I do wonder if it’s worth it to try and get my hands on stimulants just to see how it is to live a life without hyperfocus

>>508665568 (OP)
>pissing someone off for stating a obvious reality
felt this so hard

>>508667571
Not a branch that would get deployed overseas. I won’t do anything with my life or meet any girls or friends my age unless I join. It’s like they almost all died
>>508667757
My experience is that focus is easier, but it mainly numbs you. Lot easier to control your emotions. I’ve been off them for a few months

>>508665568 (OP)
What does 25k a year get you in the usa? A rented room in a rural shithole?

>>508665568 (OP)
They remain enslaved because they don't know better and jews want it that way.
>friendless
Fucker, you have AI. That's better than any NPC.

>>508668052
>Not a branch that would get deployed overseas. I won’t do anything with my life or meet any girls or friends my age unless I join. It’s like they almost all died
Kek, whatever, it's your funeral.

>>508665568 (OP)
okay but how drugged are you?

>>508667438
Lol no. I guess I'm just meant to suffer. Unlike men who get to have a family and live with their parents and still somehow get disability money at the same time. I don't have parents or a family but just because I don't act like a normal female and cry and grovel, they tell me to fuck off. But they don't hold back diagnosing me with shit and trying to shove psych meds down my throat.

>>508666582
>have a mental break down and get committed for a month
>just say you're depressed! everyone is sick these days!
you're sending mixed messages

>>508668116
Don’t care about dying early if it’s stopping spics from coming in

>>508665568 (OP)
Do you lose your 2nd amendment rights for being certifiably mentally ill? Thats what would worry me about that.

>>508668414
Spics are still coming in like on a conveyor belt. Most of your fellow zogbots in the army will be spics. You will of course not be deployed to stop any spics from coming in, because policy in the US is to fill every nook and cranny to the bursting point with spics.

You'll be deployed to get droned in an Iranian desert or an Ukrainian steppe when WW3 kicks off properly.

>>508667002
That only happens if you are involuntarily committed, otherwise you are fine.

>>508668067
thats actually a lot if you live with your parents

>>508668159
>nooooo I don't want free money for life from a man who loves me, I want free money from the government

>>508668067
The same as 65k pre taxes does.
Which can either be a cardboard box or a cardboard house depending on economic zone.

>>508668489
I don’t see any more begging and they hide now. I’m not expecting from day of the rope unit to rival Dirlewanger, I’m expecting learning to be self sufficient while stopping them from coming across. Border passings are next to nothing and many of them are too scared to leave their shitty apartments. Plus I’m not dying fighting Iranians, doing that beyond a few pilots who are safe from monkey manned AA is just asking for fraggings

>>508668664
Wait, you think you decide where the ZOG deploys you when you've been suckered in?

>>508665568 (OP)

They are nice to you because you can buy guns. We get treated like dirt in this country, because we can't. The system wants us to be gay or kill ourselves.

>>508668769
No, but I decide who I shoot

>>508668805
Yeah, that's true I guess. Still, bad idea.

>>508668589
What man who loves me? Where is he at? What am I supposed to do, strap a sign to my back that says HOMELESS AND POOR AND LOOKING FOR A MAN TO GIVE ME MONEY.
Yeah right. I'm not exactly in the kind of position to meet new people and mingle and get someone to fall in love with me.
You are obviously soft and never had any problems in life Or if you did you had your nice mommy and daddy to give you a safe home to live in and bail you out of any trouble. Typical coddled baby boy male. Doesn't know what real life is like.

>>508669139
>Fefail projecting this hard
I see why you have been discarded.

>>508669139
go on any dating app/site and you will have dozens of matches with perfectly normal 5/10s in less than 24 hours. Look up the "plenty of fish pig woman" experiment and then remember that was when the dating market was way less fucked than it is now. Women have life on the easiest mode possible and you are still fucking it up.

>>508669310
>go on any dating app/site

Hell no. I wouldn't use dating apps. And I spit on anyone who would. Nobody should allow the you know whos, or anyone else for that matter, to decide who they are allowed to date, using algorithms. Do you think they match you up with people having your best interests in mind? No. If you think so then you are a fool. They have their own agendas and I'll have no part in helping them out in that. The closest I come to being on social media is /pol/.

>>508669139
Don’t know how to help but you’re right in that a man that doesn’t just want crazy pussy isn’t gonna pick up a homeless woman. Lots of bad connotations, even though you seem at least somewhat cognizant. I’m assuming women’s shelters haven’t been of any help? Maybe try a Catholic Church or a convent (don’t mean you have to join, just ask for a roof and what you need to live), they’re sort of demanded to help.

>>508666041
Its posts like this inspire me to stay on neetbux.

>>508669200
Yeah, well. Now what? I can't even get neetbux.

>>508669525
>you seem at least somewhat cognizant.

Thanks. Yeah, I'm not a retard. I just have trouble getting along with people, because most people are too retarded to get along with.

>>508665568 (OP)

They probably zapped you with the gay gun. That's why you have autism. At least they give you money. No Globohomo country will admit what gays do to babies and young boys.

>>508669505
>i have a problem
>ok, solve it
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ok retard

>>508665568 (OP)
Because the max you get in diability per month is still under $1,000, and the cheapest apartment you can get that is a studio shithole in a bug infested run down old apartment complex run by a Jewish slumlord is like $1200 a month.

>>508669505
Just /pol/post on /soc/
>The closest I come to being on social media is /pol/.
Or lead with that. Found my woman because she was shitting up their board.
Had her on a plane within two months.
>Doesn't know what real life is like.
You're just mad no one raped you. It's because you whine too much.

>>508669139
>I'm not exactly in the kind of position to meet new people and mingle and get someone to fall in love with me.
This bitch is fat. 100% self caused problems in life.

>>508669747
I'm not willing to pretend to be looking for love, but instead only be looking for someone to give me stuff. I couldn't pretend that way, even if I tried. I'm too honest and too blunt. Ironically, those are some of the traits they list when they're doling out mental and personality diagnosis to me.

There is a converted effort by women to elevate (hate that word) autists in the workplace like affirmative action. All these women are saying they are autistic themselves and deserve to be in leadership positions. Lookup what South Australia is doing, burying millions into another female co-op
Foids have infiltrated the autism club and fun will stop.

>>508668543
What happens when you no longer do? At least learn something in the free time to support your tismbux

>>508669820
>You're just mad no one raped you

False. This is what caused me to try to kys myself and got me hospitalized in the first place.

>>508669684
I get the feeling, they can’t understand shit or don’t want to, and think what’s worked for them will work for you. At best kind hearted, but I find a lot to not care too much or to just be coping themselves and demanding you do the same
>>508669747
Dating apps are for fucking, I don’t even see or hear anyone using them anymore. Picky whores and a business model reliant on loneliness made them useless

>>508665568 (OP)
how the hell are the neetbux so high there? this is like double what they give in "socialist" eu :D

>>508669889
Wrong again. You try being fat with no money to buy food. Plus I got celiacs disease. So I can't even eat normal foods in the first place if I wanted to go to a soup kitchen or something.

>>508669982
>This is what caused me to try to kys myself and got me hospitalized in the first place.
Because you didn't get raped? That just proves my point.
>inb4 no I really got raped
No one actually cares about what your family members did to you.
Try to process that, with that inferior batch of neurons you call a female brain.

>>508670029
What's it like in Finland, my neetbux here is like $3000 per month.

>>508670050
>I have made up diseases and I'm a degenerate shut in
>feel sorry for me
No. Also, I can tell you're fat just by the way you write. You've got a fat person mindset.

>>508670067
>family members

I don't have a family. They're all dead. It was a nigger at work. Which lead to losing my job and trying to kys myself and then got put in hospital for a month.

>>508670132
You sound too dumb to deal with.

>>508670103
all together it barely breaches 1k€ :D and you still have the capitalist parties seething people dare to use them :) crazy people get paid middle class salary just to exist elsewhere

>>508670103
the fuck? why would anyone go to work unless they earn significantly more than that?

>>508670294
You sound fat as fuck. No, you're not "big boned" and no, it's not your "hormones." It's you shoving too much food into your ugly fat face.

>>508670310
Wut, I'm talking disability here of course, not social security bullshit? Can you even live on 1k in Finland?

>>508670344
$3k a month isn't a high income here, it's nothing special. More than the lowest tier wagecucks but not a lot of money.

>>508665873
kek based take

>>508665568 (OP)
wait i can get paid for being autistic and retarded? i didnt know they counted being a sperg as a disability where you can get paid and not have to work. how do i get this moneys? im very stupid so explain it to be like you wood an ausitioc retard.

>>508670244
Get a new job and go back to work.
Kill yourself, but don't pussy foot about this fucking time.
Or stop fucking whinging about everything and put some effort into finding someone.

If you can post here, you can find a fucking simp to carry you. You're shameless, racist, exploitative, and have tits. Find yourself a brosnan and quit your bitching.

>>508670349
You sound like a homo dick guzzling nancy boy faggot. You sound like the sort of pampered soft little mommy's boy who throws his dinosaur tendies at his fat mommy's head if they're too hot in your moist little mouth when you bite the heads off your nuggies.

>>508665568 (OP)
Meanwhile in reality, getting disability for Autism requires being "low functioning". That's not the only requirement, it's the most basic requirement. What is low functioning? A sub 85 IQ (go google it so you know this is truth and OP is a fucking liar) and difficulty with communicating.
OP is a fucking liar who is full of shit and attention whoring. OP, attention whoring is for women. Go get your balls removed so you can finally feel like the woman you mentally are.
Everyone else, you're connected to the internet. It would take you five minutes to search and read enough to know OP is a lying sack of shit trying to make you outraged and envious of his pretend life. He's just a loser. Probably doesn't even have autism, just laziness and a preference for his fantasies over reality.

>>508670476
You can only do it if you are a pampered adult man and live with your family. Otherwise you are out of luck.

>>508670514
Wow. Ty anon.

>>508670476
Get a diagnosis for your condition from a psycholokike. Go to a woman psychololologist, they're more retarded and easier to get the paperwork from. Then you take that paper to the social security people, you have to apply for the social security disability pension, this is important, don't let them con you into just applying for the regular social security bullshit, that's nigger pennies. You want the SSDI, the disability pension.

Anyways, then it's just about waiting. In the US they routinely reject first applications for SSDI. So then you just apply again. In about a year or so they will relent and give you your NEETbux. If you're in a backwards place where they are more hostile to NEETs than most places in the US, you might need to have a lawyer file the application after it's been rejected a couple of times. There are special lawyers you can hire that live by doing cases like this in the US, that work pro-bono and just takes a cut from your back-payment when you get your NEETbux.

It's not hard to get NEETbux in the US, but you have to do the paperwork and it takes a while if you're unlucky.

>>508670523
You sound really fat. Like, you can just tell the lard oozing from every work you flab down with your fat fingers on your greasy keyboard.

>>508665568 (OP)
Wtf

>>508670535
Kek, nice try Mr. Shekelberg. This jew would have you believe there's some sort of rigorous process with IQ tests and all sorts of bullshit to get gibs in the US. Meanwhile, 2/3 of the massive federal budget is gibs for any nigger grifter or oxy addicted hillbilly that wants them, kek.

This guy is just trying to get you back in the cubicle, nose to the grindstone. Getting on gibs in the US is super easy, it just takes time. Absolutely no reason to not be on NEETbux in the US, unless you're a complete moron.

>>508670422
its a complex system here. disability alone is actually less than 1k but it goes a few hundred above because you can apply for housing support too :D and 3k is pretty good from wageslaving and only obtainable from fancy office jobs you need a university degree for so they are really hard to get

>>508670535
what if you are a woman or brown? surely the government gives them special treatment?

>>508670965
Well, it sounds better than it is. $3k here is like one step above what a cashier makes. Everything is very expensive here, so $3k doesn't go a long way.

Which is why NEETs in Norway usually become part time expats when they get their gibs. Most go live 9 months of the year in countries like Thailand and the like, where $3k is living in luxury. I can't stand the weather in the third world tho.

>>508670422
>$3k a month isn't a high income here, it's nothing special. More than the lowest tier wagecucks but not a lot of money.

The fuck are you talking about? $3k is more than enough to live comfortably and then some. I don't know anyone that is paid that much in gibbs. You are either a) Lying or b) had a really good paying job that lands you that kinda neet bucks. The last option will only last 2-3 years before you go back on normal neet-bucks ($13k a year).

Why even neet in Norway tho? Work week is 35 hrs and you earn $4k/month at burger king with all benefits.. You can work part time as a fucking burger-flipper and liver like a king.

>>508665568 (OP)
Living the dream m8. Do things you enjoy and your set. Fuck working

>>508671080
>I can't stand the weather in the third world tho.
Maybe try southern chile or argentina. It's quite cold down there.

>>508671080
crazy how different things are not even far away. and here you have people seething that someone isn't taking some dog shit toilet cleaner job that might pay the same or even less than the neetbux :D meanwhile just go to the neigbor and you get middle class salary...

>>508671117
>I don't know anyone that is paid that much in gibbs.
That's standard for ung ufør.

>The last option will only last 2-3 years before you go back on normal neet-bucks ($13k a year).
You're doing it wrong, like the retard you are. You're chasing the sosialstønad when what you should be chasing is the fucking uføretrygd, you dumbo.

>Why even neet in Norway tho?
Because I don't like working, I like having 100% free time.

>>508669139
Post tits

>>508671117
i think you can get these impressive sounding amounts but this involves being a nigger so you can have yourself a lot of kids since whites don't do that anymore and hate you for not being a wagie like them

>>508671285
>That's standard for ung ufør.
You will not be "ung" for the rest of your life. Stupid decision
>You're doing it wrong, like the retard you are. You're chasing the sosialstønad when what you should be chasing is the fucking uføretrygd, you dumbo.
I am not chasing neets like some god damned retard. Meeting up at the local retard convension once a month to secure muh trygd is humiliation worse than any shekelberg could cast upon you.

The end goal is being free from the state. Not superbitchstatepaid.no
Find ways to cut spending while reducing official pay. My "normal" job is now 40%. I get the rest under the table and don't use much money on food, drugs and alcohol. I want to cut my hours even more, but that would start getting suspicious.

>>508667190
Don't fucking go with "I want to kill myself" shit. It's a magical formula that allows the psychiatric hospital hold you for as long as they like and you can't do shit. Worse yet - if you start arguing, getting angry, they'll dose you with haloperidol and tie you to a bed for at least three days "because the patient became agitated for reasons of his mental issues and had to be restrained" with a tube inside your dick so that you don't piss the bed. Hope you don't shit the bed either, they don't like that one VERY MUCH. Psychiatric hospitals are still the last institutions where they can beat the shit out of you outside camera range and a doctor say you did that to yourself or hold you against your will indefinitely as long as they can prove you "need to be treated". And a commission of psychiatrists will ALWAYS rule against you and you'll always lose in court if you try to prove mistreatment and malpractice (or tortures, rather). Don't ever say that shit. Say you're depressed, have trouble sleeping, eating, don't want to go out anymore, just typical clinical depression shit, because at least then, you YOURSELF don't give them instant authority to do with you as they please.
And there are many psychos working as nurses or male hospital staff. Don't ever give them the reason to fuck you up.
Many cunts who thought they were being smart and simulated insanity (or fits of insanity) in order to avoid prison, later wrote letters to the authorities to get them out of the hospital and take them to a prison. If the doctors/rest of personnel believe you're simulating/lying, you'll get a "treatment" you'll never forget. You'll be getting bad shit daily and experiencing "slips on the floor" very often. They'll also trash talk you right into your face, waiting for you to do something, anything, so that they get the right to give you the "haloperidol and bondage" protocol.
If you're into sado-maso, that's your heaven.

>>508671617
>You will not be "ung" for the rest of your life. Stupid decision
The fuck are you talking about, ung ufør is something you get when you become ufør before 26, it has nothing to do with you age after that, it's just a type of uføretrygd to get on. You obviously have no clue whatsoever about how the Norwegian gibs system functions, so you should shut the fuck up about it and not mislead potential NEETs here with your disinformation.

>Meeting up at the local retard convension once a month to secure muh trygd
I haven't met up at anything for over a fucking decade. More lies from Mr. Shekelbergs little henchman.

>is humiliation worse than any shekelberg
I don't feel any humilliation at all. I live like an aristocrat, getting free money for doing nothing.

>The end goal is being free from the state.
Top kek, that's the most delusional thing I've ever heard. Free from the state... in fucking Norway. Haha!

With delusions like that you should absolutely go get a diagnosis and get your NEETbux.

I'm curious what state you're in OP. Here in AZ I got denied for all forms of disability just this month. They do all financial checks in the application before even looking at your medical history, so though I qualify for several different physical disabilities they said "lol no" due to several financial reasons: made "too much" (wouldn't tell me how much "too much" is) last 5-10 years, and had too much in my bank account (because I was smart and saved money). They basically told me the only way to qualify is to be less than a month from being homeless with less than $2k in all my bank accounts. So gotta just get a part time job that won't fuck w/ my nerve damage as much and buy time to push to full time. Glad you managed to get your foot in though.

>>508671410
Everyone gets 170 euro pr month pr child here. No matter if you are rich, poor, black or blue. We kept trying to send the money back, because we are not niggers, but they refused it. Now we just use the monthly 700 to buy gold with.

>>508671756
They always deny your first application in the US, that's policy. Keep applying, document everything, and if you get rejected a third time get a pro-bono lawyer that deals in disability payments to do the next application for you.

>>508666582
Do not do this shit, they'll try to keep you in for as long as they possibly can while also drugging you to the point of near retardation. Only do it if you have absolutely nothing left in life.

>>508669505
Damn you really are a woman judging by your typing style kek. How do you fail at being a woman, you don't even have to do anything. How the fuck do you end up here? Kelly?

>>508671901
That's what I hear, in the middle of regular medical visits to try new experimental treatments. I'll try to appeal and then get a lawyer, I have some spare money obv to afford one if I can't get a pro-bono. Thanks for the reminder Nordic bro.

>>508671885
>We kept trying to send the money back

>>508672006
>I'll try to appeal and then get a lawyer, I have some spare money obv to afford one if I can't get a pro-bono.
Do that. The first couple of rejections is just to weed out the weak willed people who can be cajoled back on the plantation. Niggers have the advantage of you on this because they learn this shit at mammy's teat, just have zero shame, just keep applying like you're retard. They always relent and give you your gibs in the end.

Look up lawyers that deal in disability cases specifically. They very often have this business model where you don't pay them straight up for their service, but they take a cut of the back payment you get when you get your gibs. Remember, document everything, that's the most important part!

>>508671726
yeah so much for those human rights :D same they don't have real life sentences for prison but they can put you in one of these indefinitely instead and you have absolutely no rights after that

>>508665568 (OP)
Based. NEETs win again.

>>508671755
>get when you become ufør before 26,
Oh my god, you are one of those. You are worse than a gipsy.

To everyone taking advise from this retard, don't! To get the gibbs he is talking about it is not enough to "fool" some "psychokike" or "game the system" you have to be a proper retard, through and through. The rest of this guys story is larp, he is a full-blown retarded person or are literaly missing limbs. Imagine being so unwanted in society that you are paid to not participate and then go online to larp as some genious, the cope is beyong. There is a lot of social security scamming here (mostly niggers), but the one you can not scam is the one you are getting, kek.

I can't stop laughing.

>>508672197
>To everyone taking advise from this retard, don't! To get the gibbs he is talking about it is not enough to "fool" some "psychokike" or "game the system" you have to be a proper retard, through and through. The rest of this guys story is larp, he is a full-blown retarded person or are literaly missing limbs. Imagine being so unwanted in society that you are paid to not participate and then go online to larp as some genious, the cope is beyong. There is a lot of social security scamming here (mostly niggers), but the one you can not scam is the one you are getting, kek.
Pure made up bullshit from the dark recess that is the bitter, envious, twisted wagecuck mind. As usual.

Getting gibs is super easy in any western country, because all western countries recognize psychiatric diagnoses as a justification for gibs. And psychology is a meme science without any objective criteria whatsoever, it's all self-reported bullshit based on how you say you "feel," kek. So all you have to do is learn the criteria for the psychololololol diagnosis you want and then regurgitate that.

I have now been on gibs for "clinical depression" for 13 years, and I have never been happier.

>>508671885
yeah theres things like that and as a neet you get a bit extra too on top of the kid bonus. problem is that no white woman would want a neet and even if you were so extremely lucky to find one she sure as hell isn't going to have 10 kids. only the browns do that kind of stuff

>>508670535
I qualify based on autism and here I am on an underwater basketweaving board communicating you are a jewish faggot!
Funny how that works isn't it?
What they are more concerned about is s()ycial acceptance, but who the fuck wants that?
>GWANA

>>508672369
>problem is that no white woman would want a neet
You just lie about it to women, no problem. I just tell them I work online.

>>508671756
always found this part funny that the government really encourages living like a nigger :D you always get punished by the system for being smart

>>508671726
This.
Anyone who suggests the mental hospitals be brought back forgot who defines mental illness.
Hint: It's the fucking jews!

>>508672339
Oh, the cope. You are on the special retard goverment program no amount of larping online will remove that. You can try to tell yourself that you are somehow the winner here, but your friend group, your family, people you went to school with all know. They all know you are not normal. Every person you meet will all recoil in their mind as soon as they hear "ung-ufør". They will see that "oh, he is not in a wheelchair, he is not missing a arm" and add two and two together and realize you are representing the other gibbs-group. Good luck finding a girlfriend with your retard-check. I am laughing so hard right now.

>>508672742
>blublublublubluuuuuu you have to wooooork for Mr. Shekelberg like meeeeeeeeeeee
kek

>>508665568 (OP)
>2300
I barely get 1000, not enough to live on my own. Need an alternative source of income.

>>508672780
Name 3 prominent norwegian jews.

>>508672945
Hambro, Stoltenberg, You.

>>508672742
the slave mentality most people have is kinda impressive in a way

Do US neetbux pay worth a damn? I don't want a dollar store ramen diet.

>>508672742
30 seconds of conversation is enough to tell that anyway

>>508665568 (OP)
I've got zero tolerate towards autism. You're all insufferable and should have been killed at birth

>>508672970
Don't hurt yourself with all that edge, kid.

>>508673324

>>508669898
Come live in my rental and stfu.

>>508672150
>>508672634
Once I took a lot of zolpidem without realizing. The hallucinations after zolpidem were beautiful... But, when I regained my memory, I was already restrained in a hospital with a doctor asking if I want gastric lavage done to me. I calmly and politely refused, saying that I'm fine and actually feel great, which made him laugh and leave. This saved me from a tube forced into my throat. Then, they transported me to a psychiatric hospital 50 km away, and released me. I walked in, guided by the staff and had to talk with a psychiatrist. Before I even uttered a word, he said to sign paperwork (already prepared with "my own statements"; apparently) where, when I read it (he didn't want me to, he kept saying there's no time for "it"), "I" was making a formal plea to transfer all authority and rights I possess to the psychiatric hospital and basically "begged" to be admitted because... wait for it... "I" was SUICIDAL and the zolpidem high was a SUICIDE ATTEMPT! My mother worked her entire life as a nurse in a psychiatric hospital, I knew very well what this entailed. I still politely and calmly refused, saying I just did stupid stuff while high and that's all, I'm not suicidal and asked to be released.
He got very fucking angry, he slammed his fist across his desk and said "I don't understand! You'll have a nice rest here, pleasant treatment, we have nice leisure facilities, just SIGN IT!". I still said no, said I'm okay and asked to he released. He then said "okay, if you want it that way". He took his phone, called someone and in a few minutes the very Head of the Psychiatric Ward comes in telling me "due to the suicide attempt, we have the right (he recited some paragraphs) to admit you without your consent. Now please take your prepared clothes, remove everything electronic you have to put it into storage. You'll receive it back when discharged". This moment, I realized I was fucked.

>>508674469
its amazing really how they claim to be protecting you and are allowed to strip you of all your legal rights while doing so :D

>>508674469
They took my phone of course, so I couldn't call anyone or record anything. Actually took everything, including my belt and my clothes, away to the storage. I was told that if I don't sign the paperwork, a judge will come to the hospital in two weeks and talk to me. I learned that if I don't sign the papers, the case goes to court where it's me vs the psychiatrists "as experts on my mental health". Which meant I was going to lose anyway and that meant the hospital could hold me indefinitely, instead of 6 months maximum mandated by law if the patient consented to his admission. So, I signed the papers in front of the judge and from that time, my stay there instantly changed from hellish to fucking pleasant. My leading doctor was a young, nice woman who believed my explanations, took me off the antipsychotics they gave me and just gave me small doses of escitalopram (SSRI) and hydroxyzine for sleep. This way I felt fine, no longer having my mind raped by antipsychotics.
They still held me for THREE MONTHS just because I pissed one of the top psychiatrists due to refusing to sign the papers until the judge herself explained to me, that this is a lost case and if I don't sign, they'll create a commission that will 100% confirm I require admission AND, since it's a decision by court, they could hold me indefinitely. I said fuck it and signed that shameful shit, because otherwise they'd shit in my papers and make my stay as "pleasant" as possible.

>>508665568 (OP)

how did you lose your jobs? genuinely curious as a fellow autist about to get back into working.

>>508665568 (OP)
the wagie parents want their children to live in the same hell. good for you!

>>508675328
>how did you lose your jobs?

>Have never been told no entire life
>This leads to extreme sense of entitlement
>Doctors bevildered by anti-social behaviour
>"Probably autism"
>Become adult
>Still entitled
>Get told what to do at work place
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lose job
>"It's because muh autism!"

Many such stories

>>508666711
>>508667139
Depends on how strict the laws around disability is where he lives. If you can make money on your own you lose the gibs. Investments should be fine tho, right?

I haven't worked enough to qualify kek

>>508675873

autism is usually identified before the age of 4 so you're wrong.

>>508676029
Real autism, yes
Modern autism you can get at any age.

Source: used to work in the school system. Any time a kid was acting weird (not having any social skills, most likely through retarded parenting) it was of to the autism grounds. 1-2 years of kikery and woila, Autisimus Prime returns with a carte blanche to continue their weird behaviour.

>>508669505
Oh sweet, a schizo roastie! How much meth do you smoke in a day?

>>508673304
Jews are right about normalfags, you're cattle. You probably get mad over football or something stupid.

>>508676299

they can show up in similar ways with overlap. like schizoids acting similar to autist but schizoids dont have the same early childhood development.

you're probably assuming all autist must be non verbal spastics but thats simply not the case. a speech delay, not responding to their name, no joint attention, no playing pretend games and so on so forth as a baby or toddler is hallmarks of autism. they may speak around 4-6 years old but with a clear delay. most can look quite normal when they're older.

IQ ranging from retarded to above average or gifted. your concept of ASD is based off outdated ideas.

although ill grant you its massively over diagnosed now and its obivous a lot of online LARPers are making it up.

pic related

>>508665991
>dead end path
all paths end with death ;)

>>508675328
how do you even get a job you could lose in this economy? the world is complete and all jobs left are bullshit handed to people with connections

>>508671726
>Don't fucking go with "I want to kill myself" shit. It's a magical formula that allows the psychiatric hospital hold you for as long as they like and you can't do shit
This, accidentally mentioned it during a medical check-up during conscription and they locked me for a month, my parents had to get involved and convince them I'm fine and just need my meds
Worked in my favour though because now I'm considered completely unfit for military service lmao

>>508665568 (OP)
what kinds of things were you stating

>>508676915
When I went to school we had one autist. He ran around making fireworks noises and recited scripts from old sit-coms. He also was afraid of hair.

Fast forward 30 years. Every class has at least two autist. Their autism concists of: Not doing what they are told, not liking milk, not being able to wait their turn, uncapable to play in a normal fashion, not showering etc. 90% of modern "autism" is a direct result of parents not parenting.

>>508665568 (OP)
how'd you do it? I'm 30 and became a neet after graduating high school, I rarely go outside and if I do its only for a minute to throw out garbage

>>508674837
I sometimes wonder how many "patients" of the psychiatric hospitals are guys like me, who goofed out on drugs (but not violently) and got an ambulance called on them. I know that the hospital receives extra money for each new patient from the taxpayer money, so it's financially sound for them to do things like that, especially that they know they're "untouchable". Plus bonuses for staff due to extra work they had to do, especially if the patient was "violent", or so classified (doesn't matter if you're violent against others or against yourself, like cutters). It's all about the money. And, like I said, this kind of hospitals is a favorite place of fucked up people who become staff of various functions (I mentioned that before, that psychiatrist who himself had evident issues with aggression and likely on benzos). It's well known that psychiatrists, but not only them, love getting high on benzodiazepines, others are alcoholic or mixed (drugs+alcohol). They prescribe it for a patient, but he never receives the benzos, they go right into the pocket of the doctor - for FREE.

>>508665568 (OP)
Here in NZ it's like 650 USD p/m.....

>>508678154
"We really shouldn't listen to bald people"

>>508672339
>psychology is a meme science without any objective criteria whatsoever, it's all self-reported bullshit based on how you say you "feel,"
This. Idk why more anons don't just take the fake-disorder pill and claim neetbux. No one can actually prove you aren't disabled.

I was made to do menial exploitative paid work from the age of 13 whilst my bitch mother who "wasnt made of money" would buy a new conservatory and crap like that. NEET it up as much as you can. Fuck society and fuck boomers and their "slavery is good" mindset.

>>508678166
You're right. Also, they're no longer being additionally "corrected" by interactions with their peers, meaning they have no figures they can take example from and learn by imitation.

>>508678166
>90% of modern "autism" is a direct result of parents not parenting.

Implying that forcing a person to sit still and do what they are told is the right thing to do.

>>508678166
how many cases do you see of:
overly literal, incredible rules/protocol rigidity, atypical eye contact/body language/tone, very quiet, plays alone/few friends, gets along with teachers better than peers, strange obsessive interests, incredibly poor physical coordination
ie. actual high-functioning autism

>>508665568 (OP)
You are immediately recognizable in public, and display obvious envy when in the presence of real men.

>>508669809
Retard.

>>508671117
He's just one of those morons that thinks it's funny to pretend $100,000 isn't a lot of money online.

>>508665568 (OP)
Based op
Normalfag Slave goycattle retards wouldn't understand

>>508665568 (OP)
actual diagnosed schizo here, my SSI neetbux are roughly $1300 a month, I’m not sure I believe the $2300 figure you posted unless you’re including food stamps and section 8

>>508665568 (OP)
>a obvious reality
Autismbro, you have to be able to accurately define reality, based on context. You failed even in your linguistic understanding of such, let alone the wider context.

>>508681921
>overly literal, incredible rules/protocol rigidity, atypical eye contact/body language/tone, very quiet, plays alone/few friends, gets along with teachers better than peers, strange obsessive interests, incredibly poor physical coordination
>ie. actual high-functioning autism
every day in teachers and other women in positions of power

>>508665568 (OP)
> 2300 a month
>more than what most people make

Only if you’re a single mom whore

>>508667190
If you get committed you'll very likely get clotshotted against your will, i'd strongly recommend not doing this. There are less extreme routes towards autismbuxx available

My brother is hopelessly autistic he is 99% non verbal you are very unlikely to ever get a word out of the guy

He does not take care of himself at all

He is literally only one step from a drooling retard autist, he barely missed that and actually has a 150 IQ.

HE CANNOT UTILIZE HIS IQ AT ALL. HE IS TOO AUTISTIC.

He doesn't qualify for neetbux. There is no way at all no hope whatsoever that he will EVER have the ability to work or drive or do anything.

He doesn't qualify.

OP is a liar or you REALLY dont want to be him

>>508685640
that makes sense, high-functioning autistic women are the closest women get to being men. Most of their retarded emotional bullshit is overridden by the advantages of autistic presentation and men give them a free pass on the downsides because they are women. I meant in nord-anon's children

>>508685733
Most people make like $1,200 a month dude. That's just reality.