Being the worker is the most popular.

>>508665686 (OP)
the jokes write themselves here, that has to be an ironic shitpost poll

'I will write queer feminist slam poetry for the party' is their idea of work.

>>508666083
I don't think that is what they think.

ah yes, a society where third of people are spies and the other third are bureaucrats. They accidentally got it right lmao

>>508666083
Leftshit commies always fantasize themselves as some dashing revolutionary or other important leadership role in their idealized communist utopia. In reality, they'll be shuffled to whatever factory gulag that their block captain deems understaffed. Probably end up dragged out to the back of the tool shed and shot for counter-revolutionary act when they keep failing to make quota

>>508666948
I think a lot of them have seen stuff like this and find the stability enviable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlb-HwxUxSU

>>508666948
>Probably end up dragged out to the back of the tool shed and shot for counter-revolutionary act
you watched too many movies or whatever. No such thing happened in ussr, my school mates were constantly doing bs like writing ''fuck stalin'' or ''free lithuania'' on the walls, none of them got shot, they would get questioned, their parents would get questioned by militia and that's it. One of these school mates, after lithuania became ''free'' killed a guy and served a sentence in prison. Problem is not leftism or commies but people who are rebelling against everything.

>>508665686 (OP)
these are people who think having a podcast makes them "workers"

>>508668492
Proof?

>>508666083
>>508666948
>In the formative phase of the CPC, the Party was controlled by urban intellectual elites, but gradually its power base shifted and so did the composition. Workers and peasants led revolutionary struggles that formed the PRC in 1949, but in the wake of reform and opening up and subsequent developments, the Party opened its ranks to emerging working professionals, including capitalists, managers, lawyers, entrepreneurs, and other white-collar workers. Figure 4 depicts the longitudinal distribution of party members across different employment categories from 2008 to 2023. Workers have maintained a relatively stable representation, consistently below 10 per cent throughout the years. This is partly because the nature of the working class has changed and the Party allowed newer professional classes to join the Party, which emerged after the opening up of China’s economy. The relatively low levels of workers in recent times is also partly because the motive of the Party has shifted from revolution to governance. Similarly, peasants, who have historically constituted the largest segment of party membership, have seen a declining trend over time, dropping from above 30 per cent to around 25 per cent by 2023. On the other hand, the proportion of managers & professionals exhibits a notable upward trajectory, increasing from approximately 15 per cent in 2008 to nearly 25 per cent in 2023, indicating a significant enhancement in this demographics representation within the party mainly because of the number of professionals, managers and private sector employees (which the Party officially called ‘New Productive Forces’ since 2002) have increased in China.

>>508669876
>The notable increase in managers & professionals underscores a shift towards a more professionalised and potentially educated membership base within the party. Similarly, the technocratic shift at the higher echelons of the Party hierarchy also reflects this change. For instance, the 19th Central Committee leadership was dominated by leaders with degrees in Humanities and Social Sciences. Among the seven members of the Politburo Standing Committee, four held degrees in Social Sciences and Humanities. Additionally, most of the Central Committee members are trained in disciplines such as Law, Economics, and other Social Sciences. Of the 20th Party Congress elected members, 98 per cent have a bachelors and above educational degree. Among them, 114 members have a degree in science disciplines, and 121 members studied finance-related subjects. Among the Politburo Standing Committee members in the 20th Party Congress, Xi Jinping and Cai Qi have Ph.D. degrees. The fluctuating yet increasing percentage of students suggests growing youth involvement in party affairs, which is pivotal for its long-term sustainability and vitality.

>>508666083
so what would YOUR job be?
1-jew enabler
2-meme hoarder
3-thread diverter
4-janitor
5-troon connoisseur
6-fedora tipper
7-Alt-white diversity hire
8-again for it faller
9-aspiring rapper
0-NEET

>>508666197
no but Twitter-Millenials think it was
you've never been to leftypol have you

They all seem to think it would be like The Walking Dead where everyone lives in a protected commune and there's a designated doctor, farmer, teacher, chef, etc. Also, no one steals anything, everyone ALWAYS gets along, and the fact that nothing is owned, everyone will just magically share and totally be honest, because capitalism is what makes people do bad things, not the fact that some people are just bad.

>>508669876
Question.
Other?
What does that entail here?

>>508665686 (OP)
>445 votes
Yes, we already know the jewish trust fund twitter substack "journalists" love to larp as the "working class"

>>508665686 (OP)
Here is the worker job they're talking about

>>508665686 (OP)
Jewish trust fund kids in West
>Let me tell you about your communism
>mfw

>>508665686 (OP)
the central planner to worker ratio looks about right

>>508671743
>Making clothes from scraps
Is their commune located in the fallout universe?

>>508668492
Or moderating reddit.

>>508672519
No clothes for the proletariat masses
>But plenty of coffee and milk
>And time to sit around and ponder communist theory

>>508670220
Whatever the state allocates me in its infinite wisdom

>>508672950
Hell yeah

>>508665686 (OP)
Now why don't you see what jobs they want to do?
Hint, it's very little in the way of actual work.

>>508671743
Where will the coffee come from

>>508666948
No, we don't. I just want to be in some literally what bureau where I can write revisionist historical books.

>>508666083
literally every single bluehaired antifa faggot would be gulaged in a communist nation

>>508665686 (OP)
Marxist leninists in general support the idea of a Vanguard party, of protecting the revolution against reactionary retards.

This is why socialism always must be authoritarian because it absolutely must guide the masses specifically against the propaganda of capitalists and their allies.

This is absolutely critical for any revolutionary or even radical ideology. Imagine you get your national socialist state, then get a bunch of conservative scum suckers come in claiming they were always on your side. No, die.

So of course every socialist wants to be a part of the ruling class, because if they were successful they would be just by default.

>>508673088
Nobody was required to work hard in soviet times. Everyone was incompetent and drunk all the time. They describe that system as totalitarian, but in many ways it was anarchy. Nobody cared how much you contributed, nobody cared if you were a drunk driver, nobody cared where you walked because there was no private property.

>>508667127
>Sheltered western zoomers and millennial LARPers think they are gonna replicate this
We all saw them try and fail in real time at CHAZ

>>508673539
>This is absolutely critical for any revolutionary or even radical ideology. Imagine you get your national socialist state, then get a bunch of conservative scum suckers come in claiming they were always on your side. No, die.
I don't get this thinking. Conservatives are submissive cattle. There's literally no need to worry about them. They will side with whoever has power. And they will love you if you're a totalitarian.

>>508673201
Bilateral trade with friendly communist countries.

>>508673558
Apart from.the whole "forced collectivisation" thing...

>>508673830
And where will the coffee come from in the friendly communist countries

>>508671281
Seriously.>>508669876
What the fuck is other here guys?
There is
>Worker ants
>Either grandmas/grandpas or genuine retards and handicapped morons.
>People who don't want to be worker ants and pretend to crack the whip
>People who think they make a difference but are just easier people to blame for the higher up retards
>Retards wasting their time because they won't focus on the betterment of the shitty commie regime
>Others (Niggers? Immigrants? Seriously what is this?)
>Retirees. Imagine retiring in a communist utopia while someone else has to continue to slave for the communist system.
Seriously, what the fuck is "Other"? Do they even offer anything to this party in China?

>Literally every internet communist. Without exception.

>>508674838
They grow it like tobacco or tea.

>>508665686 (OP)
I'm gonna be the bear

>>508675107
And who grows it, and who harvests it?

>>508665686 (OP)

I wanna be the guard at the gulags, making sure all the poets and philosophers get their days graft in according to their ability.

Real Technocratic Solarpunk Eco-National Bolshevism with a Germanic AI religion has never been tried.

>>508673637
I miss the CHAZ it was pure comedy watching the rise and fall of the leftist utopia.

>>508673680
I was trying to think of a particularly hated example for Nazis, but I guess it would be like allowing progressives to do their own shit

No, they get a bullet

>>508675153
You are not arguing in good faith.

>>508670220
Maybe 5

>>508665686 (OP)
I got this idea about the current leftist communism is like perpetually stuck in collage
You just spend the resources you dont own, do whatever the fuck you like for the day, and dont have to take responsibility unless you like to

>>508672678
There was a screencap a while ago where some redditors girlfriend was complaining that her boyfriend had added reddit moderationto his job application / resume and she thought it was dumb.

If I am ever hiring anyone, I would like to know if the moderate Reddit, and the would likely get rejected.

Like an application we had a year ago, where the guy was proudly boasting about pushing his LGBT ally stuff in a previous workplace. No thanks.

>>508675431
No you dumb nigger. The only way to get people to perform work with no reward is to force them to work, which is what communism regimes typically do, with the threat of death and usually by gunpoint, When we say dig the fucking hole, we are being serious. But no, whenever you can’t explain something, you cry bad faith like it’s an instant argument win button, because you a fucking failure. Even the Nazis understood you need to offer something to your people to get the, to work, and no, you can’t just say everyone works for the sake of everyone else, that’s a cop out and it never works. As if society was ever that easy, dumbass.

>>508676071
>get people to perform work with no reward
huh? Where did you learn this?

>>508665686 (OP)
>two thirds don't
>one third does
You need to be euthanized at your nearest clinic at the earliest convenience.

>>508676367
Elucidate.

>>508676367
>KGB agent
not real work
>Central planning
not real work
>anti system rebel
lol
29.7% + 27.6 + 6.7 = 64%
and lesbian tab dance doesn't count as real work either.

>>508665686 (OP)
Military is a better choice

>>508676071

>>508677575
the poop quota is to make sure her and her family aren't getting more than their fair share of food. If they were they would be pooping more. Not pooping enough and they have a right to be suspicious. You've been hiding your poop and probably other things.

>>508665686 (OP)
uhh, i want to be Stalin and all the commie peasants will work for me

>>508670220
rolling

>>508665686 (OP)
Imagine thinking you'd be given a choice.

>>508665686 (OP)