All men who were circumcised as babies deserve at least 150 million USA dollars adjusted for inflation / at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold (44000 ounces of pure 24k gold is worth 147727340 dollars on 06/03/2025).
They were innocent babies and were horribly, permanently and irreversibly mutilated for their entire one life on earth before it even began.
There is NO way to FULLY or even MOSTLY recover their lost foreskins and all of it's structures. Stretching does not nearly even come close to restoring it to it's original form.

>Why at least 150 million USA dollars / at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold?

Because there was a case of a adult man who merely had some mean words, drawings and jokes said to him at work. Nothing criminally illegal like death threats, leaking his social security number etc. He later quit his job at Tesla he wasn't fired. He was offered 15 million 2022 dollars for his hurt feelings by a usa judge https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/tesla-racism-lawsuit-worker-rejects-15-million-payout-rcna34655
He was literally offered 15 million dollars that the government would take from Tesla and hand directly to him. He rejected it because he wanted more then 15 million 2022 dollars but the point stands the government is willing to say mean words and hurt feelings are worth at least 15 million 2022 dollars.
Being circumcised as a baby is AT LEAST ten times worse.
At least 150 million 2025 dollars and at least 44000 ounces of pure 24k gold is a very very deep compromise.

>But anon I'm circumcised and broke

I know and you deserve better. Immediately quit your wagie job. You should never contribute to circumcisers. You deserve to be very comfortably retired NOW. A circumciser should not be richer than you unless they are bezos or musk. You should be almost infinitely richer than every american woman (circumcision is illegal in USA) unless she's Mackenzie bezos. She should be working a wagie job and serving you.

>>508668599 (OP)
CASE #2

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/07/20/mcdonalds-lawsuit-hot-chicken-nugget/70436203007/

A random family is in a car. These are not employees they're just random customers.
They go to McDonalds drive through

Mom buys nuggets

Gives nuggets (corpses of tortured and mutilated animals that were factory farmed) to her little kid

Kid drops nugget on thigh

It leaves a slight burn on thigh

Burn heals completely leaving a small barely noticable and not painful scar on thigh

Girl gets 800,000 dollars.

Circumcising a baby is at least 30 times worse easily.
It's obviously way way worse than 30 times but whatever let's be extremely conservative

That's 24 million dollars or at least 7000 ounces of pure 24k gold.

You deserve this.

>But but but if I quit my wagie job and stop helping circumcisers I'll become homeless and have no money!!

Maybe or maybe not. Doesn't matter don't be a pussy.

In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neet

Get a bow and arrows
Get a chest
Get a small shovel
Get a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the mod
Go to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chest
Dig a deep hole

Put bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.
Close chest up very tightly.
Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.
WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHER

final step

If you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lava

I wasn't exaggerating at all being circumcised is at least 100 times worse then mean words you volunteerly endure (you can quit job at any time) and at least 30 times worse then that girls burn

all circumcisers don't get reparations. That includes doctors who perform surgeries as well as parents among others.

Millions of dollars for the irreversible damages must be the priority.
No circumcised man should have to choose between wage slavery and homelessness while their are circumcisers who are rich enough they can comfortably retire young.

YOU DESERVE MILLIONS ACT LIKE IT

QUIT YOUR JOB IMMEDIATELY.

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There are young woman with completely intact genetalia who have never been mutilated in their lives who are very wealthy and are comfortably retired.
THERE are men who had their genitals seriously mutilated permanently and irreversibly as babies who are poor and working jobs they hate to serve those women because if they don't work they'll become homeless.

Quit your job today.
Play Minecraft if you must.
You deserve to be a multimillionaire today.

>>508668599 (OP) Digits.
It would be blamed on the parents. They are liable, and sadly not the 'doctors' or (((people))) who convinced said doctors this was a good idea.

>>508668900
Both are liable

Blame parents
Doctors
Nurses
Police
Judges
Politicians
Lawyers

Living as a circumcised male makes sense if you are worth tens of millions of dollars and otherwise reasonably healthy

>>508668599 (OP)
I'd back it for the lulz but no way this goes anywhere outside of a funny thing to take seriously

I don't want to focus too much on legality.
Morally we deserve it even if morality is subjective.
They're hypocrites for not giving us our millions each
We are justified to seek justice ourselves

Circumcised men need to understand they're totally justified in not working at all and taking as much welfare as they want

And if they become homeless for not working they should play Minecraft at the public library computer

>Also work for muslim ?

Maybe but again they can't be circumcising others
If they're promoting Islam they're promoting circumcising babies
So only ex Muslims who were circumcised as children and are vocally anti Islam and have been since they were young

If you are circumcised and you have a sibling that is uncircumcised you deserve full inheritance from your parents for mutilating you.
You had to suffer more if they wanna do 50/50 play minecraft, you are perfectly justified and I, for one, will praise you. Men need to grow balls again, yeah Minecraft is scary, but living as a cripple who isn't rich and has to work is miserable and humiliating.

>>508668950
You missed the point, Anon. It does not hold up in court, and that is unfortunate, but also making everyone 'millionaires' would devalue money and crash the economy, making the perceived win ultimately a loss for everyone.
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I say simply abolish the practice in medical settings.

I plan to get rich though investing/gambling
I will not contribute to society in any way I only want to steal

Circumcising girls is illegal. Circumcising boys is legal in every country on earth.
Circumcising girls is illegal in most.

Make them care

Give us what we deserve or we play Minecraft

Spartans fought guys off outnumbered 7 to 1

I could beat 20 feminist "males" myself in Minecraft PVP easily

>>508669147
Not everyone would be a millionaire
No reparations for women
Reparations only for circumcised men who haven't helped circumcise others

Circumcised innocent men would become much wealthier then those who are intact or who circumcised others.

>>508668599 (OP)
We need reparations for still being a virgin after 18 too.

>>508669276
Hundreds of millions of men would now be given millions of dollars printed into existence. that would crash and ruin the economy, and make the money much less valuable.
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Simply abolish circumcision in medical practices. Make it illegal. It's genital mutilation. I hate it.

>>508668708
What achievement(s) can be unlocked while doing this?

Based Eric Clopper

>>508669375
Tens of millions of men would be given millions of dollars printed into existence.
Yes it would cause inflation. That's okay.
The circumcised who haven't circumcised others deserve to be wealthier then the intact and or circumsirers

Boomers who circumcised babies SHOULD have their retirement savings inflated out of existence.
Sorry boomer retirement is over for you now you must go back to work or be homeless.
Time for gen z to take it easy

BRING THE DIGITAL CURRENCY NOW

100 USA DOLLAR BILL WON'T EVEN BUY YOU A SODA AND THAT IS OKAY

>>508669485
You're insane. I hope you come to understand what you're doing, in time.
>but it was a joke!
>i am parodying commies and gibs me dats!
You're acting the part too well., German Anon.
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Abolish circumcision in medical practices, and leave it at that.

>>508669705
>we'll all be millionaire that can barely afford to buy bread!
Ain't that just the way? LMAO!

>>508669843
If bread costs 1000 dollars a loaf that's fine.
It's the uncircumcised who didn't get reparations who won't be able to afford bread.
They can work for a circumcised person who got reparations for 500 dollars an hour or something.

>>508669340