>gooning can trigger erectile dysfunction, anxiety and aggression in males who practice it often according to experts
>research suggests interest in gooning has exploded 800 per cent in five years
>it's also estimated 1 in 20 Brits is a gooner
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14247583/gooning-sex-fetish-popular-erectile-dysfunction.html

>>508670178 (OP)
Well that sucks, but there are pills to fix it.

In CHADstralia gooning means getting wasted on cheap boxed wine and has nothing to do with masturbation and porn addiction.

I thought gooning is just some cool new slang kids were using to refer to masturbating. Is it indeed an advanced technique?

>>508670424
Gooning is edging without climaxing for hours. Supposedly the climax is greater if you delay it.

>>508670178 (OP)
gooning too much turns you into a tran girl goober :3

>>508670178 (OP)
Meh. I’m never going to get married or have sex. I’m not really trying to impress the modern chick because nothing about them is worth anything. Lol when I have kids it won’t even be through traditional means
Just let me goon in peace

>>508670330
Which is gayer though I'm not sure.

>>508670178 (OP)
so can never masturbating

read a book dummy

>>508670473
That's just edging.

>>508670178 (OP)
Don't do that. Even if you don't finish you still lose other nutrients and are still jacking your brain and intuition away. Gooning is the same and you are still just as easy to trick and take advantage of.

>>508670473
the first time i heard about edging was from a gay dude.
gooning is gay culture.

>>508670330
Well fuggg I guess I just gooned and then went and fucked one of my ex gfs until she came all over and then gooned some more while eating her snacks.

>>508670797
Japanese "men" are naturally asexual in practice but can become pretty women for lond and strong white or African dicked men

>>508670473
>Supposedly the climax is greater if you delay it.
what do you mean supposedly?
every man knows the difference of waiting a week to bust and trying to have sex 4 times a day. orgasm isnt as strong 4 times a day.

>>508670473
edging is teasing but not climaxing for hours.
gooning is used as just a masturbation.

then there is wife life where you never cum or get to have sex for years in a dead bedroom.

>>508670178 (OP)
But I'm not anxious or aggressive and if I had ED I wouldn't be gooning

i was “gooning” before that was even a thing. i didnt need the internet to tell me instead of wham bam thank you cumsock i can just focus on my dickhead and be in a state of cocaine-like euphoria for a few hours. i only had phases though, where i’d jack off normally but every few months if i had a long weekend? awww yeah. was a net positive for me, if i want i can fuck for an hour straight if i want

>>508671399
Lmfao
Also he has it flipped, all the extra T from no fap can make you irritable and aggressive

>>508671553
higher testosterone in men makes you more calm and diplomatic though

>>508670178 (OP)
If it's so bad why do you post lust-provoking images? Hypocrite.

>>508670178 (OP)
the society owes me a girl like that to goon into

>>508670178 (OP)
Built for BBC!

>>508670330
What is gooning, exactly?
I mean, unless you 13 you can only come so many times a day. Who wants to jerk off all day?
Don’t these weak and boring kids get the postnut porn shame and immediately want to forget what you just did (and I say this as someone who has never seen any fag or tranny [redundant] or extreme nasty stuff like scat or piss, and anal is rarely of interest in porn, although occasionally fucking your girls ass is kinda “exciting” but wouldn’t the more horrible shit make you even more disappointed in yourself… or are they permanently mindbroken pansexual deviant degenerates)?

>>508670330
Based gooners

>>508670497
Dude snap the fuck out of it.
Newsflash: you’ll never have kids if you don’t get your shit together. And stop blaming women for your faggotry. And if some miracle spawn machine was invented you’d have horrible kids with no mother and a fucking beta loser who can’t into women as a dad.
Wake up. Fucking hell

>>508672674
Sorry cuck, but no one is going to marry your old whore daughter. She'll never move out.

>>508670178 (OP)
Gooning is a fetish?
I thought gooning just meant wanking it to porn?

wtf does gooning mean?

>>508672823
lol
>women hate me and I’m never have a family. I’ve betrayed my ancestors and am a failure of 20,000 years of genetics

>I win old man
Sad
Better luck next life little fellow

>>508672674
Actually, you can hire women to have kids. So opinion discarded

How is gooning different to edging, that’s what we called it in my day

>>508670178 (OP)
>gooning is bad according to experts
Oh no... that means gooning is actually good, doesn't it? Better start gooning to own the jews

>>508672901
Its a new name for edging

>>508670178 (OP)
>and aggression
No way. Gooners are extremely passive. Zero energy type of shit

>>508670474
straightest serbcuck

>>508672471
Sad for you nigga. I am 34 and can easily bang a bitch 3 times and then jack off two more times afterwards. Stop eating seed oil and sugars

>>508672471
Porn isn't sex. Porn is purely visual reenactment. Watching two people fucking isn't the same as fucking, especially behind a screen. It's voyeurism. Some people can be voyeurs without debasing their own activity to that level, but it's a dangerous game. I see all the gore, porn, and psyop shit posted here. Sometimes laughing, sometimes cringing. Still, I would never dream of repeating those things.

>>508672993
Kek
>I can’t talk to women and certainly cannot mate with one, but I’ll just very easily and economically hire one to have a kid of mine and then me being a fucking retard and loser will have no effect on my healthy and well adjusted on-lease-child
Fucking grim

>>508675504
Man, you’re really pussy whipped and proud lol

>>508675227
>>508674820
Yeah, sure spaghetti bro. You can whip out 5 orgasms back to back. I believe it.
Anyway, can either of you fucking illiterates explain what exactly gooning is?

>>508675545
>having a wife and children, fulfilling my biological imperative, enjoying the beauty of being the leader of a family, supporting white birth rates and helping my country is being pussy whipped and proud
Cope all you wish.
You are a FAILURE.
I am a WINNER

>>508675895
Women are not a prize kek. Your future divorce is completely deserved

>>508675702
Are you gooning rn? Why'd you reply to me? lol Gooning is usually used when you're jacking off to porn like you're making a point, going as long and for maximum stimulation, like going to an Eyes Wide Shut orgy and casually sitting down in the middle of 50 people fucking and quietly masturbating alone for 8 hours.

>>508670178 (OP)
Less masturbating and more lifting weights. don't let jews trick you with their hedonism

>>508670474
Why are brown males like this?
Is it the color of defeat?

>>508675983
Lmao
You poor lowly castaway.
>it’s not me!!!! It’s these mean women that have defeated me at life!!!!1!!
>if I’m miserable surely everyone there is also

Pretty pathetic. Should probably stick with your own >>>/r9k/

>>508676025
> Why'd you reply to me?
Because you replied to me first? And didn’t come close to answering my question?
How new are you? When is your summer break over?

>>508672471
Counter question. Do you really want to know?

>>508676479
You suck at this. And it takes you 10+ minutes too to come up with these simp posts. Your kids are 100% going to be another man’s kek

>>508670178 (OP)
My girlfriend's brother is a hardcore gooner/gamer (they go hand in hand.) He can't make eye contact and he speaks very quietly. We are the same age. This is common for males in their early 20's. Our society is done. People no longer have basic social skills. Go to a restaurant and the people do not even speak to each other at the tables. We are ramping up into Brave New World.

>>508670178 (OP)
Just get a cock ring

>>508670424
Kek

>>508670330
No one cares about you spider infested backwater prison camp
Grooning means shooting loads into oblivion
It degenerate and goons need to have oven mitts superglued to their hands
Stop abusing yourselves

>>508670961
>or African dicked men
Mutts law

Oh look, he’s taking forever to come up with a basic bitch response again. I guess he’s still recovering from the ass fucking I gave him. More action than his slut wife will ever provide, since she’s busy fucking other dudes LOL
2/10 would fuck again

Any tips for cumming later?
NoFap?
NoPorn?
I noticed doing cardio helps.
If I am not super focused and in best shape i cum within 3 minutes and the girls are disappoint

Just think how much of a gross stigma it was to buy a skin mag or go to the sleazy porn theater in the 70s and 80s. These men were the bottom tier of society if the regularly partook in such behaviors. Now they are the average man, except now he doesn’t have to leave the comfort of his goon den so he never has to confront his own shame. We’re already seeing the start of the civilizational disaster that is habitual porn consumption.

>>508676562
I'm a lolcats child, so place me wherever you like, but I've been here long enough to read total malcomprehension on people. Settle down.