>cow farts aren't causing climate ch-ACK!

>>508671255 (OP)
The cow is like wtf?

>>508671255 (OP)
Why didn't the cow blow up.

LMAO that cow is like "nigga what is you doin"

>>508671255 (OP)
My friend in highschool did this and he spontaneously combusted

>>508671424
>it's real
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN EVEN FIND INDIANS EATING IT ON YOUTUBE WTFFFFFFFFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzNgo4g8E0g

>>508671636
wait till you hear about pagpag

>>508671699
Honestly pagpag isn't nearly as bad as eating literal shit, it's still disgusting of course.

>>508671699
I've heard about pagpag and while disgusting, I would rather eat that rather than LITERAL FUCKING SHIT AND PISS. god indians make me so angry

>>508671699
That's grim poverty.
Indians are just retarded.

indian creme brulee

>>508671255 (OP)
The war against cows is designed to make you weak. Meat has all the micro nutrients that humans need to survive. It has over 15 micro nutrients that cannot be found in plants. Meaning there is no plant based alternative. To ban cows is to make humans micro nutrient deficient and weak and submissive to government. Don't fall for it.

>>508671255 (OP)
poor thing

>>508671255 (OP)
>You think thats air your breathing right now?

>>508671255 (OP)
A cow with antilag is crazy

>>508671255 (OP)
>in the future, cows will be rocket powered!

>>508671255 (OP)
>cows are doing one continuous long fart

even Greta has abandoned these morons

>>508671990
They're adding bovaer to cattle feed to make them produce less methane now and saying that it "doesn't effect the meat or milk" which is obviously a lie.

>>508671424
Eating shit and drinking piss is a sexual fetish poojeets created i bet you 1000% their ancestors never did that because majority of the south east asia region was hindu in ancient times yet not other region eats shit today except indians.

>>508671626
holy shit ,Mr Creosote?

>>508672000
It's a normal part of animal husbandry, i'm serious, cows get filled with methane, and have to be de-gassed. It looks crazy, but the cow will be alright. It's like a doctor opening a really bad boil or cyst.

>>508672228
Why not just put a balloon on it.

>>508671255 (OP)
Imagine if you blew up the cow.

>>508672271
Ha, that would be funny. But the burning part is just for effect for the video. The normal practice is not to light it on fire, you'd just release the gas. See the plastic port they put on the cow? That's like the sanitary ports they have in emergency rooms and ambulances for trachiatomies. The cow will be fine, I promise.

>>508672343
Not enough gas to blow it up,it's not compressed enough either. The cow is massively constipated, and is building up farts inside itself.

>>508671255 (OP)
People who do this to animals should be hanged.

>>508671255 (OP)
Niggas ordering their steak well done be like

Dude I want one of those.

>>508671255 (OP)
There used to be 200,000,000 wild bison roaming the plains of America and that population has basically been reduced to 500,000.
Even with the 90,000,000 or so steers we have now that’s still a massive reduction in bovines, not to mention all the other big mammals that we’ve drastically reduced in population since the industrial era.

>>508672746
>Pedophile horse

>>508671626
Spontaneous cowbustion

>>508671255 (OP)
Isn't that really dangerous for the cow? A small amount sucked back in would kill it.

>>508673552
The gas mixture inside the cow isn't right.

>>508671255 (OP)
why dont we hook up bags to the tubes and farm the methane too if we're gonna produce it might as well use it to make energy or heat from it rather than just let it fart into the atmosphere, its clearly a simple task

Man you people are retards.
Simple basics of energy: you can't create shit out of nothing, literally.
The methane and gases a cow creates are from the grass in the ground, you can't create "more" methane than already exists in the world.
The issue with pollution is because we literally dig shit that exists under the crust of the earth and then release it into the atmosphere and even then, pollution is an issue because it kills ecosystems with poison not because it increase CO2, plants feed on CO2

>>508673805
it cant shit if it cant fart retard

>>508673968
i think theres clearly more farting going on than shitting fuckstick

>>508671626
Well then that isn't spontaneous now is it?

>>508673805
Just put them in an enclosed room and catch the methane that comes out when it rises.

>>508671699
>wait till you hear about pagpag

>>508674173
dude fart backpacks, its happening

you’re supposed to kill it before you cook it you moron. mmm rare steak

>>508671255 (OP)
Will India have the first cowfart powered cities?

>>508671255 (OP)
Man-made horrors beyond cow comprehension.

Why aren't we capturing cow farts to use as fuel?

>>508672228
what happens if they don't do it? How the fuck did cows ever survive in the wild if they need this? Or is it a result of our domestication of them?

>>508671699
I’ve been to PH numerous times and have never seen it. Convinced it’s some sort if jeetchink trickery at this point

>>508674211
genius. It doubles to make the meat more tender by reducing the weight the cow has to carry and thus retarding the development of dark muscle tissue

>>508671255 (OP)
American missiles are good for the climate however

>>508671255 (OP)
Free gass senpai
You can run your house on that shit

>>508674211
>>508671255 (OP)
fart fuel
fart based cars..

>>508673966
>The methane and gases a cow creates are from the grass in the ground, you can't create "more" methane than already exists in the world.
methane isn't in the ground, the cows produce it. So if you suddenly put 1 billion cows on earth you're gonna get a ton of methane. That methane takes years to break down.

>>508674353
Not all cows need to have this done to them and yes domesticated cows have a different diet which is more efficient but may cause this bloat

>>508674353
cows make methane through digestion, bigger cows = more digestion = more methane
we give them hormones and seletively breed them for the highest meat production

>>508673966
The power of Finnish intellectuals.

>>508671255 (OP)
if you set a cow on fire, does it explode?

>>508675625
it would be very painful

>>508675662
For you

>>508671255 (OP)
Methane is a greenhouse gas now?

>>508674333
You can just ride the cow.

>>508671424
>>508671699
wtf we need total jeet death asap.

>>508671255 (OP)
>plastic pipes inserted into bowel while keeping you alive
Accurate description of hell. That animal was probably muslim in the past life

dude, why don't they just like, hook up the cows with pipes and make a power plant out of them, like in the matrix or some shit

>>508675739
Yes, water vapor too.

>>508674754

Fact check: Mostly lies.

Sources of methane include wetlands, where anaerobic bacteria decompose organic material, as well as emissions from termites, oceans, sediments, and volcanic activity.

>>508676164
And cows

>>508673966
anon, nobody’s saying we’re conjuring methane from nothing. if anything we're accelerating the natural carbon cycle to a pace ecosystems can't handle. (grass absorbs CO2 slowly cow eats grass braps out methane (25–80x stronger GHG than CO2)) now imagine billions of these glorified fermentation tanks running 24/7 burning methane into less harmful CO2 and usable energy
>plants feed on CO2
yeah and people breathe O2, that doesn’t mean you flood a room with it

>>508671255 (OP)
Ok, total cow death, pig supremacy now.
How would mentally ill leftist sciencecucks react to this solution?

>>508672161
SEA has less people and actual edible food

>>508674394
How far outside touristy areas did you go?

>>508674211
What if those blow up like the hindenburg, hamburger meat every where

>>508671424
>Why didn't the cow blow up.
because there's no oxygen in the cow's stomach, only methane.

>>508676999
OH THE DELICIOUS HUMANITY

>>508671424
That's an unholy sin against butter.
>t.butter master race

>>508671889
>gay jewish-looking guy is the one against multiculturalism
wtf i didn't expected that

>>508672746
he's releasing excess gas from the cow, dum dum

>>508671424
oh my god, some of them even published a paper about the "benefits" of this https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0975947621001947

>>508676670
Pig shit is not much better. It's full of nitrates and phosphates that cause soil eutrophication. That's why you see a huge space of dead soil around pig farms. What is needed is to go back to raising animals outdoors, like our ancestors. And ban all technologies more advanced than the typewriter.

>>508671699
>rotting meat scraps
better than eating LITERAL COW SHIT