Thread 508680883

Afghans never surrender.
They defeated Britain, they defeated the Soviet Union, they defeated the United States.
Any country stupid enough to invade it ends up with state collapse as a gift.
Why is everyone so obsessed with this poor land?

Vietnam shares a similar aura

They were conquered by Hindu rulers in the past.

>>508680974
>hurrr durrr they were conquered by different hominids 750 thousand years ago

Afghanistan isn't real, retard.

>>508681049
2000 years ago actually

>>508680883 (OP)
zoroaster from that area that something against GOD

>>508680883 (OP)
The bongs have the dubious honour of having been defeated by Afghanistan twice btw

>>508681231
zoroaster was the king of bactria and he taught ninus about war and they both defeated each other

>>508680883 (OP)
do your own homework

>>508680883 (OP)
that place where thee magic happens not good

>>508680883 (OP)
beware of the ifrit do not open the sealed vessels

>>508680883 (OP)
Still lose against Alexander the Great.

>>508684272
not even sir sean could fully subjugate those backwards goofs

>>508680883 (OP)
>Why is everyone so obsessed with this poor land?

Territory of Afghanistan had strategic position in trade routes between Asia and Europe, but that was before Suez Canal and airplanes.

However Afghani are low IQ people and sometimes they make retarded decisions like giving refuge to Osama bin Laden - which puts them in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.

>>508681400
looks completely legit

>>508681400
And then their empire collapsed, macedonians had the same issue

My guess is that invading obviously established civilizations is bad optics for an empire who thrives on being a beacon of civilization

The soviet union never invaded afganistan. You are all a bunch of retards who love to parrot CIA talking points.

>>508680883 (OP)
>they defeated the United States
post the k/d

>>508684192
Same for Canada.

Those Afghans were really fucking quiet when the Mongols came around.

>>508684469
>they make retarded decisions like giving refuge to Osama bin Laden
He founded thier government retard

>>508684720
the mongol he was the worst he destroyed so many things

>>508684791
i hate the mongol he put a lightening spell on me and i died

>>508684766
Yeah whatever. Retarded government for retarded people in retarded country.

>>508684855
the mongol like gog and magog they confused people

>>508680883 (OP)
more like the cumbucket of empires

>>508684644
Anon history doesn't care about technicalities and sensibilities

You invaded a land you don't have it anymore you lost, got tossed out, lost the logistic war, had to bail, happened to alexander the great, happened to burgerland

>>508684934
we got the s o y man here

>>508684644
>B-but we killed more civilians!!
shut up kike

>>508684972
alexander was defeated by his own people and the did a civil war of the ptolemy they enslaved people woe to macedon

>>508680883 (OP)
Where does this meme come from? literally for most of Afghanistans history it was conquered by any empire that wanted to conquer it. It was 90% of times controlled by Persians, Greeks, scythians, hephtalites, Indians, arabs, turkics, timur and british, russians and americans all conquered it, killed as much as they wanted to and then left, with pashtuns claiming bictory like retards lol.

>>508685170
even Aristotle was against alexander the less

>>508684934
The royal family ruled peacefully for decades. Then they had a drought from 1967-1970 and USAID came to "help". Next thing you know there is political unrest. It was CIA Operation Cyclone. Russia was ASKED for help from the afgan army and royal family against muslim arab invaders from saudi arabia and other arab countries who teamed up with local warlords.

>>508680883 (OP)
Taiwan is a free democratic and independent country, that will never be part of PRC, nothing you can do about it.

>>508684956
Its been the most conquered regions through history. Native afghans barely ever controlled themsleves. Afghans are just massive liars and copers

>>508685199
Oh I forgot the mongols who literally wiped out 90% of afghanistan to such a ln extent half the afghans look like chinks. Afghanistan? More like buckbrokistan

>>508680883 (OP)
That book looks like a bag of Cheetos.

>>508685490
This goes for most countries that are independent today. Nothing special

>>508685253
>Russia was ASKED for help from the afgan army and royal family
Stfu vatnigger. You're wrong about everything, as always.

>>508680883 (OP)
Khyber Pass
Simple as.

>>508680883 (OP)
For the fucks sake stop repeating this bullshit, persians did (many times) it, greeks did it, EVEN JEETS did it, arabs did it, turks did it, mongols did it, brits did it (afghanistan has an indepence day), only soviets and mutts somehow lost to these goatfuckers.

>>508686569
Soviets and mutts conquered afghanistan killing millions and left when they got tored. They didnt lose any battles

>>508685956
You are a NATO tranny faggot shill paid to lie on the internet. The lowest form of life.
Anyone can do a 20 second search to see everything I said is true.

Afghans practiced the based strategy of pretending to be retarded.

Uhhh durrr idk how to do jumping jacks boss, I need more money

Uhhh durrr idk where the weapons are but maybe if I got Viagra to fuck my three wives and some money I'll tell on this guy my family has a blood feud with for six generations who actually has nothing to do with it but lol you'll kill him anyway.

>>508686569
I miss the Aral Sea

>>508686795
>Anyone can do a 20 second search to see everything I said is true.
Anyone with half of brain knows modus operandi of Russian invasion on other country and if you don't know it, then you're a retard or a Russian. I don't really care which one you are.

>>508685199
Their low IQs prevent them from having any self awareness.

>>508681400
that's a lot of shit

>>508680883 (OP)
Yea

>>508680883 (OP)
afghanistan makes amerimutts seethe so bad, so i'd say they're BASED

>>508684690
How do you figure?

>>508680883 (OP)
yeah

>>508687311
The Democratic Republic of Afghanistan,[a] later known as the Republic of Afghanistan,[b] was the Afghan state between 1978 and 1992. It was bordered by Pakistan to the east and south, by Iran to the west, by the Soviet Union to the north, and by China to the northeast. Established by the People's Democratic Party of Afghanistan (PDPA) following the Saur Revolution in April 1978, it came to rely heavily on the Soviet Union for financial and military assistance and was therefore widely considered to be a Soviet satellite state.

>The People's Democratic Party of Afghanistan (PDPA)[note 1], known as the Homeland Party (Dari: حزب وطن, Hezb-e Watan) from June 1990,[13] was a Marxist–Leninist political party in Afghanistan established on 1 January 1965. Four members of the party won seats in the 1965 Afghan parliamentary election, reduced to two seats in 1969, albeit both before the party was fully legal. For most of its existence, the party was split between the hardline Khalq and moderate Parcham factions, each of which claimed to represent the "true" PDPA.[14]

>>508680883 (OP)
>Gets defeated by Greeks and Mongols :^)

>>508686732
You can win battles and still lose a war.

>>508689507
You were part of the British empire in the 1800's so their Ls are your Ls and you invaded and occupied Afghanistan alongside the US.

>>508680883 (OP)
I beg to differ, Britain & the US haven't collapsed.
Far from it, seems to me that the US is the graveyard and the builder of empires over the last 100 years or more.
China would still be third world if it wasn't for their biggest customer.