>>508685361 (OP)When I was a kid, I quickly realized that telling the truth was silly because the punishment was the exact same as lying. So, I lied and if I got caught it didn't really matter contrary to what everyone said. There's even a Berenstain Bears book where the cubs make up some absurd lie about breaking a lamp. The takeaway I got from that was,"keep lies simple and consistent so you can always retell them."
This applies to niggers because they know they are guilty and figure it's worth trying to escape for the same punishment.