Atheists believe humans evolved from this

>>508688095 (OP)
theists believe humans just magically appeared out of nowhere

The funniest thing about the theory of evolution is there's two identical species of monkeys.
One native to South America, the other native to Africa.
To explain this discrepancy, scientists believe the African monkeys must have built rafts then sailed to South America.
But being monkeys these rafts were clumps of moss and dirt and they of course had no provisions.
Just BELIEVE ME BRO

one evolutionary fact that is certain is that christfags evolved from jews

>>508688095 (OP)
No we don't. How about you learn more about Evolution to not mage garbage threads like this one?
Meanwhile you retard beliefe your magic skydaddy did everything what was written in a highly contradicting book in a random desert shithole 2000 years ago.
Good job retard, good job.

>>508688305
OP is a jew with a VPN.

Evolution gone wrong.

>>508688305
Actually, the Talmud and "Jews" as you think of them weren't created until around 500 AD, long after early Christianity was started.

Anything is more plausible than jewish sorcerers being real.
Cope.

>>508688095 (OP)
You believe we poofed into existence one day out of nowhere. Your source? A book writen by desert dwelling bronze age Palestinian semites. Sure, make fun of evolution, but then at least have the fucking intelligence to critique Theism with the same standards.

>>508688305
Incidently these threads are also from the jews.
Jidf wants to keep us divided like they do the normies so we dont do stuff like we used to. Too busy fighting between atheism and astroturfed hyper religious idiots that are all just jidf larpers

>>508688095 (OP)
I look like that

>>508688431
The talmud is just the written down form of the Oral Torah, which predates christianity by centuries. Did you really think Rabbi Yeshua calling a goy woman a "dog" in a very jewish sort of way was anything other than an expression of talmudic thought?

>>508688095 (OP)
My ancestor

>>508688095 (OP)
Weird

>>508688095 (OP)
Some of us did...

>>508688095 (OP)
man separate from the animal understand evolution something not possible

>>508688544
Not according to Jesus who denounced those who did not believe in him as children of the devil.
Obviously, it wasn't early Christians who wrote and held to the Talmud but men teaching for doctrine the commandments of men aka children of the devil.

>>508688681
Beaner Bot or jeet?!

>>508688095 (OP)
proto garloid

>>508688191
It wasn't "out of nowhere." God made a mannequin out of dirt and then used a golem spell to give it life. And the God used one of the flesh-golem's ribs to make a woman.

>>508688681
this

>>508688095 (OP)
Evolution is undeniable.

>>508688095 (OP)
you're off to play scrabble with old people for all of eternity. All of the cool people went to hell.

Even if we evolved from that thing, how did it come to be in the first place?

>>508688653
underrated, even got the 'tache

>>508688229
there are old world monkeys and new world monkeys. they are not "two identical species of monkey." they share a common ancestor, but evolved separately for tens of millions of years.

the issue that you're *trying* to describe is how monkeys arrived in south america after it had drifted away from africa. no, they didn't build rafts. floating mats of vegetation are not uncommon, and plants and animals travel on them even today. given that this happened over millions of years, it's entirely feasible that more than a few monkeys made it over.

>i've dismissed decades of fossil evidence, genetic data, and geological modeling, and i think that old world and new world monkeys are "two identical species", just believe me bro

>>508688891
God bought some sea monkeys from a mail order catalogue and fed them steroids and meth until they were the size of lobsters.

>>508688697
You've never read the bible and it shows.
>“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.
He explicitly endorsed jewish religion.

>>508688798
adaptation is undeniable.
a fish adapting into a mamal over time is very deniable.

>>508689048
mammal*

>>508689018
Yeah, sailors report clumps of moss with dozens of monkeys travelling from continent to continent all the time bro, don't be dense.

>>508689040
The Talmud is not the Law he endorsed.

>>508689018
Any time you see a fundie start talking about monkeys, you know they're just going to parrot the same Sunday School bullshit they heard when they were five. After all, Pastor Diddler would definitely never lie to me

>>508688431
you revere a jew, you are a jew, you follow jewish laws from a jewish book and look forward to jewish heaven. your new testament future is a solid gold carbon copy of jerusalem populated by 144,000 jews. read the book of revelation.

>>508688835
>All of the cool people went to hell.
OH WOW SO EDGY

>>508689142
Ok, then we need to find a new name for these fake modern day Jews who aren't Jews are but lying.
Oh that's right, the synagogue of satan is what the Bible calls them.

>>508689185
are you more of a dominoes sort of guy? lol
you better get used to it, go to an old people's home to get a sense of what it will be like.

>>508689132
The talmud is just the written form of the Oral Torah, which he absolutely preached. The talmud itself is just a commentary on the Torah and other OT books. So yes he did.

When you go to church on sunday, if you even go to church, and you hear the nonce on stage spout off parables about this or that and how they relate to magical jew books, that's the same kind of argumentation jews did back then. It's a running commentary.

>>508688095 (OP)
atheists let niggers fuck their girlfriend, sorry, “significant other”, too

>>508688095 (OP)
So, we all evolved from a horror movie prop? That's so rad!!!
I hecking love science!!!!!!1!!

God made us
In his image
Some of you not so much though
Some of you have gorged yourselves to look like jabba than a god

>>508688095 (OP)
I evolved from this

>>508689314
>just
No it isn't or it wouldn't need to exist and it wouldn't be MUCH longer than the Old Testament or come 500 years after Jesus.

>>508689314
>The talmud is just the written form of the Oral Torah
Then what is the old testament?

>>508689221
revelations wasn't even considered canon until the 360s. Why? Because it was written by a butthurt anonymous jewish rabbi who was mad at the Roman Empire for BTFOing jews.

This LARP you guys engage with that Rabbi Yeshua himself penned that book only undermines all of your arguments by demonstrating you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

>>508688095 (OP)
yes, another beautiful creation from your stupid kike god

>>508689452
>Oral Torah
is there an anal torah?

>>508689452
A series of jewish books jews plagiarized from other, better cultures over the centuries, then edited to make themselves the main characters in them.

Did you really think Noah was real?

>>508689451
You're reverting to a dead argument. The talmud was the written down form of the oral torah preached in synagogues centuries before christianity. This isn't a chicken or the egg scenario. One came first.

>>508689221
even if they were somehow drastically different from the same child raping, baby mutiltating freaks of the bible that you revere, so what? you still believe a lunatic book that tells you the future is locusts with mens heads and women's hair and lions teeth and scorpions tails wearing iron armour are going to repeatedly sting all the non jews for 5 months while yeshua bin yusuf al nazreet watches on in smug satisfaction because they didn't follow him like the 144,000 heavenly virgin male jews who chose him and not marriage or sex. you are still a fucking freak who thinks that the yahweh of the old testament's first covenent was "cut your babies' dick skin off at 8 days old and i won't kill you" and his second was "jk i'm gonna come down as a baby and my step daddy is gonna cut my own dick skin off so i can feel what you feel and then die by a sweaty italian with two planks."

lol, lmao even.

>>508688095 (OP)
Still makes more sense than cringe ass christkikery.

>>508689453
Have you read the Book of Revelation?
It's beautiful written and makes obscure and cryptic references I doubt the author himself John of Patmos even knew he was making.
For instance, the Beast's army being eaten by fowls of the air is a subtle callback to Jesus's parable of the sower.
The proclamation assoctiated with the third horseman is a riddle connecting three of Jesus's parables in an obscure way.
It verifies itself by this, most modern day theologians don't even pick up on that.

>>508689550
yeah, the bible

>>508688095 (OP)
90% of population think we come from apes

>>508689587
It was penned 500 years after Christ based on arguments that were popular 500 years after Christ.
It came after.

>>508689607
lol filtered by metaphor and parable.

>>508689018
RAFT monkey. That FUNKY monkey.

>humans evolved from AI slop

>>508688095 (OP)
atheists are retarded. They probably all took the jab.

>>508689620
It doesn't verify anything. It was written in the 80s, decades after Rabbi Yeshua's death, and within the lifetime of those who saw jews get fucking steamrolled by Roman legionaries after the revolts. The entire theory of that dumb book is the rabbi penning it was mad at other jews for provoking Rome, mad at Rome for kicking jew ass, and mad at jews for not worshiping Rabbi Yeshua, for which the author blames the calamity of their losing the war.

>>508688431
Sand niggers invented your belief system

>>508689678
The oral torah predates christianity. I don't know how many times you need to have me type this. The talmud simply wrote those arguments down. They didn't generate all those commentaries like an AI prompt in 500 CE, no matter how many times your brain wants to circle back to that idea.

>>508689770
That doesn't explain the cryptic riddles you can find in it that you can just barely solve using the whole ass internet.
Some of it is still unsolved as far as I know.

>>508688780
that explains NPCs pretty well

>>508689132
Show one of these reports

>>508689850
White nationalists assure me Jesus and the Hebrews were blue eyed Aryans actually.

>>508689852
But wasn't penned until 500 years after Christ.
Meaning only those arguments and theories popular 500 years after Christ were written down.
Which means it came after.
It's the Schoffield Reference Bible for Jews, you wouldn't argue the Schoffield Reference Bible was written before the OT would you? No, so why make special rules for the Talmud?

>>508688095 (OP)
That’s a 5/10 in Bongland.

>>508689871
And? So what? Even if true, which I doubt, the previous explanation covers 98% of the book.

Even the church founders discounted this trash as insane ramblings for 300 years.

>>508689965
I'm meming and dunking on his dumbass saying monkeys go from continent to continent anon.

>>508690009
It doesn't matter what the church founders thought of it, it ended up in the KJV and Jesus promised a complete Bible. We got one.

>>508689678
>metaphor
>>508689620
>obscure and cryptic references
ah yes, the fallback of the miserable christfag when faced with the fact that he isn't getting in to his own solid gold jewrusalem. those particular parts of revelation are written so literally in fact, that they include an angel with a golden measuring stick giving the exact dimensions of the solid gold buildings, the jasper walls, the gemstone foundations, and the precise number of each jewish tribe that will live here on earth with yahweh in said heaven. there is no "metaphor" in it when it is written in the literal form of greek. there are two types, but you wouldn't know that, would you? your ridiculous made up eye-covered animals and scythes and grapes are all written in the literal form of greek, which wouldn't have been used had the author intended it to be metaphorical. i pity you and will waste no further time here. very, very sad.

>>508689991
This is a circular conversation.
That's just when they wrote it down. Everything that went into it already existed. They did not invent what went into the talmud in 500 CE no matter how many times you suggest this. All of those commentaries already existed, either in oral or written form, prior to then. And this argument doesn't matter either way because, again, what was preached in synagogues was the Oral Torah, which was just commentaries on OT shit.

The only way your argument works is if you are also claiming the OT wasn't written after 500 CE. If you can't understand that, I can't help you.

>>508690092
Rabbi Yeshua didn't write revelations, sorry. Some random jew did.

>>508688095 (OP)
I unironically look like that

>>508688095 (OP)
our ancestor was a water creature no one believes that half people and fish came into being somewhere. the earth has been around for 4.6 billion years check how much a million is and compare it to your own life time

>>508690294
what beans and toast does to a nigger

>>508689587
lol then what is the talmud

>>508690200
Ok, but you could say teh same of the Schoffield Reference Bible.
Some interpretations in the OT have probably always been the same afterall.
It still came after.

>>508690102
If you can't handle a few parables and metaphors you're not smart enough to read the Bible correctly. Not my problem.

>>508690256
2 Timothy 3:16

>>508689048
>A single step is undeniable.
>A journey of a thousand miles is very deniable.
This you?

Theists think a sky daddy just did it just because

>>508688095 (OP)
How come all atheists have lisps? Why is that is requirement by law?

>>508688095 (OP)
>Nonbelievers totally believe <X>!"
Why do religion faggots always make this ridiculous mistake?
We don't believe, that is all that we share, the full extent of it.

>>508688191
Atheists believe the universe magically appeared out of nowhere