NEW ZEELAND FINALLY MAKES A CONTRIBUTION TO SCIENCE!!

>Scientists reveal how to maximize your water splash

>A team of researchers has investigated how to create the ultimate water splash.

https://www.sverigesradio.se/artikel/forskare-avslojar-hur-du-maximerar-vattenplasket


NEW ZEELAND. YES

>>508694136 (OP)

Based Zeeland saved my summer

>>508694136 (OP)
your ass will hurt

>>508694294

It dosent matter bro. Its all about the splash

>>508694136 (OP)
Based as fuck

>>508694294

But yeah. Imagine how destroyed you anal cavity will be after one of those jumps.

>>508694136 (OP)
Are they landing on a floating sheet of plastic or something?

>>508694294
you must suffer for your art

>>508694136 (OP)
I heard if if you jump into water at the wrong angle water can go up your butthole and kill you instantly

>>508694490
>>508694136 (OP)
Nvm. I am apparently retarded but so is op and this thread.

>>508694558

Yeah. I jumped from a cliff in sweden once with my leggs spread and I landed a lil wrong. My ass got rekted. I could barely swim back to shore.

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>>508694558
>I heard if if you jump into water at the wrong angle water can go up your butthole and kill you instantly
Don't know if it'd kill you, but it could certainly do some damage. It's why on big cliff dives you always go head first and break the surface tension with your hands/arms.

If you pin drop from a huge height you'll definitely give yourself an enema of sorts and probably blow your eyeballs out if you don't pinch your nose.

>>508694136 (OP)
Great advice for breaking your back

>>508694136 (OP)
Pretty cool actually
Good job kiwis

>>508695004
I once let sea water get up my butthole swimming in the ocean and it gave me the absolute worst smelling farts ever for like two days. It was so bad as we were driving home my dad got fed up and locked me in a gas station bathroom and said I couldn’t come out until I took a shit. But I was just gassy and couldn’t poop.
I later learned it was due do the sheer number of bacteriophages in seawater going to absolute war on my gut biome.

>>508694599
no only you amerimutt

>>508694453
>anal cavity destroyed
Do you not wear swimming plugs there?

>>508694136 (OP)
This is big news, im so proud of you brews

>>508694136 (OP)

Thanks bros

>>508694765
>>508695004
Scary stuff. I've read of a few stories where the individual died from that. Septic shock I believe was the official cause of death.

>>508694136 (OP)
It's called The Watermelon. I've been doing it since the 1980s.
https://youtu.be/G85EF_OBtN0?feature=shared

Wait until they 'discover' the can opener
https://youtu.be/OK9HxxAoQKE?feature=shared

>>508695004
>If you pin drop from a huge height you'll definitely give yourself an enema of sorts and probably blow your eyeballs out if you don't pinch your nose.

Don't forget to tuck your sack in too. I wonder if anyone's has ever been detached.

>>508694136 (OP)
New Zealand has produced several notable inventions, including the electric fence, the jet boat, and the Bungy jump. Other significant New Zealand inventions include the disposable syringe, the tranquilizer gun...and instant coffee.

>none so ignorant or poorly read as the /pol/tard

>>508698050
Meanwhile Australia produced spray on skin, the cochlear implant, polymer banknotes, Wi-Fi technology, the black box flight recorder, the electronic pacemaker, electric drill, notepad and the refrigerator.

You're welcome.

>>508694136 (OP)
TOTAL ASS DESTRUCTION

>>508694294
Yeah, because water is as hard as concrete

>>508694294
Someone post the "most Germans are open to gay sex" leaflet for immigrants

>>508700069