>What the fuck do white people have to be blue about? Banana Republic ran out of khakis? Huh? The espresso machine is jammed? Hootie and the Blowfish are breaking up? Shit, white people ought to understand their job is to give people the blues, not to get them
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>508695088 (OP)
>>What the fuck do black people have to be blue about? KFC ran out of chicken? Huh? The newports machine is jammed? Destiny Child are breaking up? Shit, black people ought to understand their job is to give people the blues, not to get them

>>508695088 (OP)
Carlin, Hicks, and Stanhope mindbroke Gen X and millennials with retarded bullshit. If you've ever actually watched their act, they don't even tell jokes. They just make socio-political commentary and the audience laughs when they make a point, basically upvote laughs just like modern late night TV. It was reddit before reddit.

>>508695088 (OP)
The world he was describing in the early nineties is gone. White people can't even afford to buy homes or start families anymore, much less afford overpriced coffee and buy concert tickets...and soon, people are going to find out what happens when that problem continues without any of our elected officials doing anything to fix it.

>>508695529
>The earth doesn’t share our prejudice toward plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn’t know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, “Why are we here?”
>Plastic… asshole.
Genius

>>508695088 (OP)
The downfall of the Thrid Reich and its consequences were a disaster for mankind.

>>508695088 (OP)
we have tolerated openly anti-white and anti-asian policies, known as "affirmative action", for too long. we are rightly correcting the situation.

>>508695887
yeah thats clearly a joke I don't know what my fellow leaf is talking about, and its not like zoomers comedians dont do "socio-political commentary"

>>508695459
Kek

>>508696062
>anti-asian policies
>affirmative action

Never liked George because the anti white horseshit Especially as a poor white growing up in the 90s.

>>508696294
Yes that is objectively correct

>>508695529
It's true and Im an asshole for leaving these shows feeling bad and not realizing why.

>>508696294
yes. do some reading on the subject anon.

>>508695529
100% This. The only one worth his salt of their ilk was Pryor. /Thread

>>508695088 (OP)
>banana republic
>shit coffee machine
>houti
>the end of sparta
>whites, blues
boom boom boom
https://youtu.be/nUUyFrHERpU?si=hJjWltBfUvifbWp6
boom boom boom

>>508696728

>>508695088 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Why do you write like a woman from 4chan?

>>508697151
Are you a newfag or something? I've seen literally hundreds of threads in this exact format

>>508697289
>What are the political implications of coffee being good for you whyte boi?
I dunno, what do you think the problem is?

>>508695088 (OP)
this way to the train car, good sir. plenty of room for you. up you get, a little squeeze, and enjoy your ride to camp.

>>508696711
I like a lot of stand up comics, even libshit ones like Louis CK, so long as they tell funny jokes. But the likes of Carlin and Hicks never told a single joke in their lives, it was just preaching nonsense to people who already believed it. Just like Colbert or John Oliver in 2025.

>>508695088 (OP)
I think this guy should have proven how sorry he was for the white race by moving into the hood and giving out money on a weekly basis. george carlin was an edgy midwit and exposed a lot of retards who equate bravado to high intellect

>>508697289
>I've seen hundreds of spam threads

>>508695088 (OP)
>>white people ought to understand their job is to give people the blues, not to get them
I agree with this in a way Carlin did not intend.

>>508695088 (OP)
Carlin speaks to the entry level rich who live in Lily White's Ville. Their experience with diversity is their servants and those nice college educated examples of Better Than You. Their biggest struggles are exactly as he describes. Common appliance failures. And the solution will often be to just buy a new one because repair is something lesser beings do, because it's icky. By 2025 nobody can afford that charming malaise of First World Problems. Carlin is a quaint look back to the 80's and 90's comfortable white Liberal world. Today, women are the privileged sex. Most men can't afford to move out of Mom's house. Even the military is anti white and anti man. Carlin is a man who took a red pill way back, didn't much like what he saw, then took a blue pill to cope but couldn't quite get over the red pill. The blue pill makes a lot of money but it also makes you crazy. The Red pill doesn't pay but you actually understand the world.

>>508695088 (OP)
"white middle class bankers durrrr" in a mocking voice after i break his legs, what a fucking anti white racist pig retard he was

>>508695088 (OP)
Subsidizing the third world after you've given them every tool to be self efficient industrial societies just to have them invade your motherlands and replace you thereby slowly ridding the world of the kind of people that innovate all of those things and give of themselves freely to help those hopeless heathens though it's entirely in vain? Why would anyone worry about an existential threat to humanity? That's just ridiculous!

>>508698533
Wrong.
He was just a leftoid faggot.
No need to glaze his faggot ass posthumously

>>508695088 (OP)
"Huh. Guess that's true."
*Continues to piss on his grave*

>>508695088 (OP)
White people have elevated the standards of living for themselves (and subhuman shitskins for that matter) to the point where they no longer have to worry about getting killed or warring nonstop. They’ve made life so much more peaceful to the point that the biggest hindrance in one’s day would be something like their coffee machine being broken.

It is almost always some 80 IQ primitive animal that then goes and complains about “white people problems”, because their people were too stupid to ever solve their large-scale problems that plague their everyday lives. Perhaps invent your own water filtration and irrigation systems and then you won’t have to seethe over white people having infinite water you silly nigger. Or perhaps develop your own education systems and communal bonds and you won’t have to worry about some spear nigger stabbing you to death in your mudhut. White people moved on from this shit.

It was the 70s racism hadn’t been cured yet from that brief period in 1991 when
>cant we all get along
Was the nation’s motto and we all lived in total harmony until Obama came along.

THEY'RE HERE AND THEY RUN THIS COUNTRY

THEY CONTROL EVERYTHING--THE MEDIA, THE BANKS, CORPORATIONS. THEY OWN EVERY CONGRESSMAN.

THEY HATE FREETHINKERS LIKE YOU AND ME BECAUSE WE SEE THROUGH THEIR LIES

THEY'LL GLADLY START A WAR AND KILL TWO MILLION ARABS

THEY'LL KILL A FEW TENS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS TOO WHILE THEY'RE AT IT

WE KNOW WHO THEY ARE, TOO

WHITE MIDDLE CLASS REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN BANKERS

>>508695088 (OP)
imagine if George Carlin was still alive today. He would be having a field day with Trump and MAGA.

>>508695529
I miss Norm.

>>508695887
Reminds me of the pol nigger consuming fried chicken meme. And that’s actually a joke not just commentary.

>>508695088 (OP)
One thing nobody gives George a break on is the fact the guy is from the liberal left head mind hive headquarters. New Yorkers are brainwashed that pro American things are evil white supremist things. He knew things are fucked up, but he receive a giant award the size of rhode island every time he pointed a finger at white people; ironically, without realizing the groups awarding him are white race traitors.

>>508701824
He was a product of his time. It's difficult to say if he'd be an even bigger faggot today, or some sort of ultra-edgy schizo like Sam Hyde. It's hard to not involve shitting on white people in the United States when they're the cause of most of their own problems, whether those problems were kike-mediated or not.