State two (2) positive aspects about military service.

>>508696900 (OP)
im not dying for pissrael or taiwan

>>508696900 (OP)
1. It gets Mexicans out of my neighborhood
2. It gets blacks out of my neigborhood

>>508696900 (OP)
>Get leg humped by qt dog.
>Chance to fight angry men in bootcamp

Sounds like a good time to me. Worried they would shoot me for enjoying it tho.

>>508697016
I’m not dying for feminists, fags and immigrants either.

>>508696900 (OP)
It instils fitness in young men
It keeps retards off the streets

>>508696900 (OP)
1. I get to defend the Jewish people
2. I get to defend the Jewish people

>>508696900 (OP)
you get to hang out with lots of niggers and spix!
you get to die for israel! (yay goyim!!)

>>508696900 (OP)
1. Chicks dig it
2. Don’t have to pay taxes when you’re deployed.

>>508696900 (OP)
This thread format is fucking infuriating. It should be an instant ban.

>>508697183
Fat chicks who fuck niggers and cheat on their husbands but I guess if you’re so desperate you’re enlisting for pussy you can’t really be picky

but i am a coward ;)

>>508696900 (OP)
1.NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY
2.ITS THE ULTIMATE FORM OF SLAVERY
3. NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY
4. STAY HOME & PLAY VIDYA & EAT
TENDIES IN THE FOLK'S BASEMENT
5. WHATEVER YOU DO , DO NOT EVER JOIN THE MILITARY

>>508697016
They don't take trannies. You're safe.

oh yeah, anons...
N E V E R. J O I N THE MILITARY

>>508696900 (OP)
Free gibs, cool port calls

>>508696900 (OP)
Teaches discipline to those with absent or layabout fathers. That's one positive aspect and the only one you need.

>>508696900 (OP)
Citizenship and the right to vote. Nevermind, this isn't Starship Troopers... You got me, I can't think of any good reasons.

>>508696900 (OP)
-Culls the weak
-provides kino

>>508696900 (OP)
I did 3 years, the only thing good about it now it that jobs love seeing it on the resume. Otherwise it was shit, military dudes are all fuckin' retarded, the pay was mid and the job itself was boring and shitty.

>>508697472
>N E V E R. J O I N THE MILITARY
>implies its a choice in my country

>>508696900 (OP)
depends how long, some people learn actual skills there

>ride an aircraft carrier around the world launching and recovering the coolest planes ever
>having sex
shit was cash. i could go on forever but you only axed for 2

>>508697964

>>508698095
>aircraft carrier
>having sex
You know what they say about naval tradition.

1. Discipline
2. Knowledge of operating weapons and machinery

>>508698297
actually it was head from a big breasted AMQA in the midship pulper, right next to the machines that melt plastic waste.

>>508698297
A language is a dialect with a navy?

>>508697313
>>508697220
Shut up, dudes. Besides the obvious and predictable ironic responses, there are arguments being made.

All you incels do:

>complain about having no sex
>complain about no home
>complain about no job
>complain about no skills
>complain about expensive education

Everything is fixed by military service. Yet you prefer tapping the sign and jerking off.

You say you don't want to die for Israel, but you'd not die for your country neither.

You people are just fucking selfish, I'll tell you that.

>>508696900 (OP)
They take good care of you medically when you get depressed about shit they made you do or did to you 20 yrs after you get out. Also va loans are awesome.

>>508697403
>>508699261
Look at these good goys

>>508696900 (OP)
it gets rid of retards from normal day life

>>508696900 (OP)
Fitness and basic knowledge of small unit tactics while getting paid atleast something.

>>508696900 (OP)
Good way to get some discipline and maturity into an undisciplined and immature person.

Good weapons training.

>>508696900 (OP)
Enlisting: 1. make the best friends of your entire life and get shitfaced drunk with them and fuck a bunch of whores all over the country/world and get paid for it. 2. Free college
Commissioned: 1. get to boss around enlisted retards all day. 2. Dont do any real work.

>>508697371
Stop telling men to be losers you fucking jew at least suggest getting a trade job or something

>>508696900 (OP)
There's plenty of countries where for the last 2-3 decades military service meant doing fuckall. Sit in barracks and drink beer, go camping, watch guy maintain tank.
>nothing every happens
Also you get paid for that, I guess.
>two things

>>508696900 (OP)
You get to meet hella men and they are hella hot :3

It probably helped me grow up a little bit in some ways, but definitely not in others.

When I left, it was pretty funny being asked what my skill set was in job interviews and only being able to say something that really just boiled down to "walking really far"

>>508696900 (OP)
:^3
1) You die
2) For Israel

>>508699891
They don't take illegals either. You're still safe.

>>508696900 (OP)
1.Well you can never see combat but still pretend to be hard, like the snarky, 4ft tall, USAF faggots all do.
2.If you like showering with other dudes you will be in fag heaven.

>>508697078
hey, your country was founded on immigration and freedom to choose!!!!

>>508696900 (OP)
no fat people, people are punctual, somewhat less impulsive, breeding grounds for nationalism, girls in the military are almost always the greatest sluts youll ever find and if not them, daughters of military officers are also major sluts (daddy always away in deployments and training exercises her whole life)

>>508705767
The illegals will be the ones replacing good goys like you after you die for your kike overlords

>>508706040
explorers who built a country from nothing aren’t the same as shitskins moving to an already developed country for free shit

>>508696900 (OP)
You can get a sweet deal on the new Ram 1500 Rho at the dealership just outside the base.
With the military discount, you can have this bad boy for less than six figures!

you get to hang around fit sweaty guys all day and you get to go camping with them.

>>508706576
With just 15% on finance!

Youre gf gets BBC
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>508696900 (OP)
I benefit from these morons being ready to die to defend our nation. That's a positive

>>508696900 (OP)
friendship and expensive guns
both can be aquired fighting the ZOG

>>508696900 (OP)
Military crackers.

>>508696900 (OP)
You are all faggots. The real question is why isn't military service mandatory for able bodied young men.
1.You get to understand your peers and fellow countrymen. You get really good at discerning who can help and who is inhibiting in crisis situations
2.You get to understand the usage of weapons as tools for protection. I personally also admire the mechanical side of it.

Army training also helps you in taking control of situations if you believe you have the knowledge/skills to solve a problem

>>508696900 (OP)
1. rape
2. Guns (distant second)

>>508696900 (OP)
Free hat.
Rape grey area.

>>508696900 (OP)
Fucking whores and fragging my CO

1. Fuck you
2. Fuck you

>T. Veteran

>>508696900 (OP)
There are none, now fuck off monkey.