I often hear people say art is shit nowadays or being replaced by AI. But if you could commission something what would it be? Yes art is political.

I'd commission a portrait of my family, then one of just my daughter. I have a friend who's a classical painter but commissioning a friend feels weird.

>>508712184 (OP)
based

>>508712184 (OP)
Maid Marian from Robin Hood (1973), oil on canvas.

>>508712350
>commissioning a friend feels weird
Why?

Bump

>>508712184 (OP)
An 8 foot tall marble statue of a hot muscle woman to put in my living room and goon too

>>508712768
If he does a bad job it could put stress on the relationship

>>508715675
He will deliberately draw stick figures

>>508712768
I dunno we've been friends for 20 years and payment for services or debt or lending or whatever has never been a concept between us.

>>508712184 (OP)
i want to clap her massive ass cheeks and finish on her perfect boobs

>>508712184 (OP)
>But if you could commission something what would it be?
A big titty xenomorph queen riding doomguy's fat cock in cowgirl position.

>>508712184 (OP)
This one, but not this small big like the one in the Olympia temple 12m the price is around 500k so I think I need to wait the next bullrun

>>508716077
It’s the artist’s wife your reprobate
https://germanartgallery.eu/johann-kluska-venus/

>>508716897
lucky guy

>>508712184 (OP)
I am simple kind of man, I would want a sketch of my wife, drawn by Synecdoche/Methonium.

>>508712184 (OP)
Saint Mary MacKillop the patron saint of Australia in renaissance style. All the paintings of her now are abominations

Bump