Anonymous
ID: adZ99s5l
6/25/2025, 9:12:23 PM No.508715804
My gf broke up with me
Is the 5th floor high enough?
Is the 5th floor high enough?
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Thread 508715804 - /pol/ [Archived: 891 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: 2U9bTB4J
6/25/2025, 9:13:21 PM No.508715884
>>508715804 (OP)
You guys can't even open your windows to fit an arm through. You ain't jumping from no where. Calm down.
You guys can't even open your windows to fit an arm through. You ain't jumping from no where. Calm down.
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Anonymous
ID: +QgQicL+
6/25/2025, 9:16:08 PM No.508716120
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Anonymous
ID: MigwY9qj
6/25/2025, 9:16:12 PM No.508716124
I wouldn't jump from anything lower than 10th.
Anonymous
ID: ZBNKtJft
6/25/2025, 9:17:21 PM No.508716238
Anonymous
ID: L49y6n/s
6/25/2025, 9:17:56 PM No.508716286
>>508715804 (OP)
oi mate, you got a loicense for that sewer slide?
oi mate, you got a loicense for that sewer slide?
Anonymous
ID: MigwY9qj
6/25/2025, 9:25:37 PM No.508717015
>>508716536
10th floor is where falls nearly hit 100% fatality rate. 5th floor has quite a fair chance of surviving in an extremely fucked up state.
10th floor is where falls nearly hit 100% fatality rate. 5th floor has quite a fair chance of surviving in an extremely fucked up state.
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Anonymous
ID: MigwY9qj
6/25/2025, 9:26:42 PM No.508717103
>>508717015
Source: Geo Stone 'Suicide: Methods and Consequences'
Source: Geo Stone 'Suicide: Methods and Consequences'
Anonymous
ID: pDjtfeD8
6/25/2025, 9:27:21 PM No.508717148
Bro don't quit now we are about to get robot waifu maids that will give you a reach around 69 on demand and bring you orange soda and tendies and play Mario party with you....
Anonymous
ID: dYcwFrm8
6/25/2025, 9:28:19 PM No.508717212
>>508717015
Shut up dude it was going to be funny
Shut up dude it was going to be funny
Anonymous
ID: zs1Qz5aa
6/25/2025, 9:29:38 PM No.508717324
>>508715804 (OP)
Do a back flip lil unc
Do a back flip lil unc
Anonymous
ID: Wa9p1SMe
6/25/2025, 9:31:01 PM No.508717436
how about you ask some local democrats to help you test jumping heights first
Anonymous
ID: oTVcvS9e
6/25/2025, 9:36:57 PM No.508717974
>>508715804 (OP)
unless she used to shove 20mm double cannon up my rectum, i won't be bothered. move on #bro
unless she used to shove 20mm double cannon up my rectum, i won't be bothered. move on #bro
Anonymous
ID: X+9/YoH6
6/25/2025, 9:41:14 PM No.508718327
>>508715884
lol
lol
Anonymous
ID: iQETtOST
6/25/2025, 9:42:03 PM No.508718393
Anonymous
ID: jjQvvqko
6/25/2025, 9:42:19 PM No.508718421
>>508715804 (OP)
Are you familiar with this meme?
Are you familiar with this meme?
Anonymous
ID: EOFgNtNn
6/25/2025, 9:42:25 PM No.508718428
>>508715804 (OP)
Only if you land head first
Only if you land head first
Anonymous
ID: jjQvvqko
6/25/2025, 9:42:50 PM No.508718470
Anonymous
ID: UaAkAD3D
6/25/2025, 9:43:00 PM No.508718482
>>508715804 (OP)
It should be if you throw her head first
It should be if you throw her head first
Anonymous
ID: WjGKgPdv
6/25/2025, 9:43:32 PM No.508718522
>>508715804 (OP)
two more floors
two more floors
Anonymous
ID: a1ByBzyz
6/25/2025, 9:43:48 PM No.508718550
>>508715804 (OP)
she might survive, 9+
she might survive, 9+
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Anonymous
ID: F3Qjb2Al
6/25/2025, 9:43:57 PM No.508718567
no wonder she broke up with you lol
Anonymous
ID: u+N72ppB
6/25/2025, 9:43:59 PM No.508718569
>>508715804 (OP)
No woman is worth dying over with time you'll realize that they're all inherently evil.
No woman is worth dying over with time you'll realize that they're all inherently evil.
Anonymous
ID: Po4oUHRS
6/25/2025, 9:44:04 PM No.508718581
>>508715804 (OP)
do not kill yourself over a woman
do not kill yourself over a woman
Anonymous
ID: KrnWsZdj
6/25/2025, 9:44:21 PM No.508718604
Don't forget to unlock the safety tassle first bong nigga
Anonymous
ID: k4EirVgR
6/25/2025, 9:44:41 PM No.508718631
don't
pls
pls
Anonymous
ID: qZOV0ptv
6/25/2025, 9:45:12 PM No.508718667
>>508715804 (OP)
Hope you're joking anon.
Please don't do it.
I did try once after a long term relationship failed, and woke up in the ICU, tried to OD. Fell down a flight of concrete stairs, had a ton of injuries, they thought I was gonna be a vegetable. Was actually dead for a few minutes. Survived.
Believe me I thought when I came to "can't even kill myself correctly I'm a total failure."
Please don't do it bro. Life goes on even after hardship, people leave. It's the way it is, hit the gym, hang out with your friends, please hold on and keep pressing forward.
God loves you, please keep going
Hope you're joking anon.
Please don't do it.
I did try once after a long term relationship failed, and woke up in the ICU, tried to OD. Fell down a flight of concrete stairs, had a ton of injuries, they thought I was gonna be a vegetable. Was actually dead for a few minutes. Survived.
Believe me I thought when I came to "can't even kill myself correctly I'm a total failure."
Please don't do it bro. Life goes on even after hardship, people leave. It's the way it is, hit the gym, hang out with your friends, please hold on and keep pressing forward.
God loves you, please keep going
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Der Furher
ID: aBYEiGef
6/25/2025, 9:45:28 PM No.508718699
>>508715804 (OP)
We are in the midst of people openly noooticing Jews and the shit life of multiculturalism.
We are in the midst of people openly noooticing Jews and the shit life of multiculturalism.
Anonymous
ID: ce0Frvh3
6/25/2025, 9:45:54 PM No.508718730
Anonymous
ID: pm+hibqj
6/25/2025, 9:46:56 PM No.508718805
>>508715804 (OP)
Don't kill yourself over some slag bro
Don't kill yourself over some slag bro
Anonymous
ID: l74FguZB
6/25/2025, 9:47:00 PM No.508718814
Do a flip
Anonymous
ID: WjGKgPdv
6/25/2025, 9:47:18 PM No.508718837
OP, Livestream it and do a flip on the way down
Anonymous
ID: a2PMNmVt
6/25/2025, 9:48:15 PM No.508718908
Do a backflip faggot
Also time will heal all wounds
Also time will heal all wounds
Anonymous
ID: EMXZabnu
6/25/2025, 9:48:28 PM No.508718927
>>508715804 (OP)
You'll break your legs and spine, don't do it anon.
You'll break your legs and spine, don't do it anon.
Anonymous
ID: SACttg/s
6/25/2025, 9:49:13 PM No.508718989
>>508715804 (OP)
Sorry anon... but I'll need to see your High Altitude Tenant (HAT) License before you can go above the fourth floor.
Sorry anon... but I'll need to see your High Altitude Tenant (HAT) License before you can go above the fourth floor.
Anonymous
ID: Vs2buNrE
6/25/2025, 9:49:51 PM No.508719046
>>508718550
Kek
Kek
Anonymous
ID: 2eFmIR4P
6/25/2025, 9:52:11 PM No.508719219
>>508715804 (OP)
To hang yourself? No floor is high enough retard you need a ceiling. You should unironically kill yourself if you are that dumb. I honestly can't come up with a way dumb enough for you to handle though. Get drunk near a highway?
To hang yourself? No floor is high enough retard you need a ceiling. You should unironically kill yourself if you are that dumb. I honestly can't come up with a way dumb enough for you to handle though. Get drunk near a highway?
Anonymous
ID: 7nuCVo/F
6/25/2025, 9:52:11 PM No.508719220
>>508715804 (OP)
>machete fight with browns
>truck of peace browns
There are better ways to throw your life away
>machete fight with browns
>truck of peace browns
There are better ways to throw your life away
Anonymous
ID: 0FO+ATGd
6/25/2025, 9:53:19 PM No.508719331
>>508718667
Not him but I haven't wanted to wake up in the morning for years, how the fuck does anyone want to be alive? I get the fear of death and I have it too but I do NOT want to be alive.
Not him but I haven't wanted to wake up in the morning for years, how the fuck does anyone want to be alive? I get the fear of death and I have it too but I do NOT want to be alive.
Anonymous
ID: 5r1OC1do
6/25/2025, 9:53:28 PM No.508719350
>>508715804 (OP)
No, but why not go out in a blaze of glory and take some sandniggers with you?
No, but why not go out in a blaze of glory and take some sandniggers with you?