How are you going to defend yourself against someone twice your size if you aren't physically conditioning yourself for hard times? There won't be any police to protect you after a collapse, it will be up to you to survive. Stockpile all the finances and food you want but it doesn't mean anything if you are out of shape and people just beat you up and take it from you.

>>508721080 (OP)
just throw rocks at him and when he moves, kite him

this is literally a skillset everyont from young genX to alphas should have from video games. i'm faster, he's bigger, i'm gonna throw rocks at him and dare him to chase me. he doesn't chase, i stone that motherfucker to death. he does? i just move back, he gets tired and falls eventually and that's when the surprise butt sex starts

>260kg
He's a hoss sure, but no way in hell he weighs that much
>for my fellow bugers, 570 lbs.

>>508721254
lol this.

>>508721254
You arnt ready for his counter are you? He’s not alone and his job is to block off exits. He’s the anvil, not the hammer.

>>508721254
>and that's when the surprise butt sex starts
Despite your video game tactics that only work in your head I think you would be the one recieving the the surprise butt sex. What do you do if there aren't a plentiful amount of rocks around you at all times?

>>508721080 (OP)
I mean, yeah of course if you literally jump into him it will end like that. But now show this guy trying to land a punch while his skinny opponent doesn't stand still.

>>508721080 (OP)

he'll have bruises all over his stomach later from that - his nerve endings are dead through so much fat he can't even feel the skin unless someone cuts him with a knife

>>508721080 (OP)
Chop the neck, kick the crotch, kick the thighs, stomp the feet, gouge the eyeballs, etc. etc.
There are lot of way to defeat a fatass.
My favourite is run in circle.

>>508721080 (OP)
>fat Amerilard thinks he has an advantage in combat because of his mass alone

If that smaller guy actually tried to fight him instead of running against him like a retard I'd put my money on the smaller guy. It'll take like 45 seconds max for the fatass to run out of steam and then the smaller guy can just climb on his back and choke him out.

>>508721080 (OP)
I’d either buy a gun or just zip around him for 15 seconds until he’s completely winded and collapsed over. Or a weak point like the knees or permavirgin status.

>>508721080 (OP)
Stockpile heavy machinery. Fat boy might weigh more than me, but does he weigh more than a CAT wheel loader? I think not. I think wheel loader turns fat boy in to red paste.

>>508721415
>>508721254
Why would he chase? You’re both children

>>508721080 (OP)
physical conditioning is important... but in a societal collapse having a weapon is more important.

>>508721558
>Despite your video game tactics that only work in your head I think you would be the one recieving the the surprise butt sex.
You have to wait until he starts flashing red

>>508721080 (OP)
Gun
Knife
Pointy stick

>>508721080 (OP)
By not doing stupid shit and punching him in the face or stabbing him in the dick.

>>508721884
there are weight classes for a reason. all the big guy needs to do is grab him, and roll onto him. it's really not hard, takes very little actual fighting skill, and the little guy is going to get deaded pretty fast. if little guy can keep from getting grabbed he could win, but that would involve weapons most likely.

>>508721254
lol
lmao

Society better not collapse. I finally got a job and have started saving up some money. For 10 years I waited for society to collapse.

>>508721271
He might be. I was 165 at my fattest and was smaller than him. I'm 120 now, feels good man.

>>508721080 (OP)
Fat guy's knees are probably one bad step away from a malfunction already, so I'd start with kicking those.

>>508721884
Fat boy would literally eat him in an actual fight

>>508721080 (OP)
>running and dive kicking
kek

Learn Judo and you won't have trouble taking down that fatty.

>>508721080 (OP)
run and kick drop his knees

>>508722562
lol run after him, tubby. let's see you get winded in 5 seconds flat.

>

>>508721254
>he gets tired and falls eventually and that's when the surprise butt sex starts

>>508721080 (OP)
all he needs to do is go for the knees then the head and fatty is dead

>>508722506
>>508722562
>>508721080 (OP)
>>508721254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

>>508721254
don't forget to slam dodge roll

>>508722506
The difference here is that professional fighters aren't out of shape. All little buddy has to do for 1m is avoid getting grabbed. Then, while he's catching his breath, he can choke him the fuck out.

>>508721080 (OP)
>How are you going to defend yourself against someone twice your size
shoot them.

>>508721254
Based David sling hutzpa ginger cunt

Can I anoint you real quick?

>>508722562
We bleed all the same

>>508721080 (OP)
guns
deterrents
traps
pousons and gasses
flammables and explosives
high powered lasers that instantly and permanently destroy the optical capabilities of the human eyeball
you know stuff like that
sticks

>>508721080 (OP)
He'll be exhausted after throwing 3 punches of kicks. I'd just wait until he's knackered then watch him have a cardiac arrest

>>508721884
He does not have to do, the moment you engage into an actual fight to the death with guns or knives, the faster guy wins 99% of the time

>>508721080 (OP)
>nothing can stop THE BLOB

>>508721080 (OP)
wouldn't an american just pull out one of the 45s he has stashed in his anus and shoot chubby?

>>508722562
I'm sure to win because my speed is superior.

>>508721884
All true.
It's an ad for the teacher's services though.
"With my Kung Fu, even burger king can whoop you. Don't miss out, sign up here."

Become friends with the big guy and ride his shoulders like a mount/war horse and use him against your enemies

It's called a gun.

>>508721080 (OP)
This is why people own guns, anon.

>>508721080 (OP)
>what will you do after total societal collapse
Shoot people until I get shot. This is much easier to do when you weigh less than as small sedan.

>>508721080 (OP)
>How are you going to defend yourself against someone twice your size
Gun.

>>508722229
this. modern day muscle man bullshit is a privilege we get to have because things are really civilized right now, but won't be for long. our ancestors weren't lifting pieces of iron in a building somewhere and then going out to show off their gay muscles, whoever conquered territory throughout history was using state of the art weapons and warfare to get the edge on their targets. the gun is the great equalizer, that's why they took ours away in britain. western governments unlike the tiny brained retards they govern are actually aware of these things and thinking in the frame of mind of how to conquer their constituents and that's also why american politicians are chomping at the bit to take yours away from you too.

if you want to beat that fat fuck in or any inordinately large man in a physical encounter, you better be strapped, because the unpredictability of an aggressive physical encounter with someone much bigger than you is variable and multifaceted, he could have friends with him, he could have a weapon himself, he could eat you, he might even be able to do hadoukens, how the fuck would you know. pull out a gun and point it at him. if he tries to attack you anyway, shoot him. that's how you handle a life threatening situation with a dangerous and aggressive person who's trying to put YOUR life in their hands.

>>508721080 (OP)
If he's actually 260kg at that size he has a decent amount of muscle

>>508721080 (OP)
>How are you going to defend yourself against someone twice your size if you aren't physically conditioning yourself for hard times?
Gunpowder and metal.

Assault spoon.
I’ll scoop out his eyeballs.

use talk no jutsu to get him to see the fundamental goodness that is inside all of us, even monsters like him

>>508721080 (OP)
STR vs DEX

>>508721080 (OP)
A single kick in the belly and he's vomiting food from yesterday.

>>508722935

>>508721254
>and that's when the surprise butt sex starts
this is the only reason men fight

>>508723402

>>508721080 (OP)
You need to attack neuralgic points not his bacon armor.

>>508721254
Lol real life the bigger and stronger guy will always win. You can cope about it all you want though.

>>508721080 (OP)
That's a 440lb difference
I doubt I will be faced with such circumstances in my lifetime

>>508721080 (OP)
You shoot him.

>>508723711
9mm can't penetrate that much fat

>>508723600
In Russia, yes. Maybe go back there, Vanya?

>>508721080 (OP)
Daily reminder anyone on earth can easily kill anyone else on earth just by being at a greater height and dropping a rock on the other guys head when he's not looking.
It's all about initiative.

>>508723628
T. seething skinnyfat noodleboy.
I would fuck you up, doughboy.

>>508723632
good luck with that

>>508723883
based and Newton-pilled

>>508723743
Lol. Sixteen 15" (~40cm) holes in his CoM and he is dropping. His bloood pressure will be 0/0

>>508723883
Unless the other guy is much bigger and stronger than you. Then you're fucked,.

>>508721254
Weapons are cheating, retard

>>508721080 (OP)
>Another worried jew thread
Kek, you brought it on yourselves

big body = bigger target
:)

>>508721254
what does kite mean

>>508724034
Real life isn't a video game, boy.

>>508721080 (OP)
I'm obese like him so I'll be able to sit on anyone

Always name the criminal jew
>Do not use the terms he invented for himself to hide behind

>>508723939
feel free to FAFO any time, Chad

>>508724126
Yawn

>>508721556
Nah, he will have ate his group

>>508724111
Noodle armed doughboy (you) = dead meat in real fight.

>>508724163
For real. Fighting is for faggots. If you threaten me with violence, you are catching lead.
Simple as.

>>508724035
like Goliath?

>>508723671
I’m pretty sure I could demolish anyone on My 600 lb life.

>>508721080 (OP)
>I know, I'll attack his strongest point of mass!
Only retards will fall for this propaganda

>>508724118
In this context it's being used in the MMO slang way. Kiting is when you keep an enemy from reaching you while staying in combat, either through slowing the enemy or speeding yourself up. He is saying you could likely just pelt him with rocks and outrun him instead of fighting someone bigger than you head on.

>>508724035
Not really they haven't made a human skull that will stand up to a breezeblock at terminal velocity yet.
One pound at 20 feet is 2000 pounds of force bucko.
>captcha: maaxd

>>508724118
Keep moving short distances to keep him in your range and you out of his range, when he chases you, it's like you are pulling a kite

>>508722202
To stop getting hit by rocks.

>>508722631
Kg or lbs?

>>508721080 (OP)
Hand to hand combat seems unlikely. They’ll have the numbers if they’re going to aggress against you. Lifting weights and training is for retarded slaves who have watched one too many marvel movie. In this retarded hypothetical situation you will surely beat up all the brown thirdies and save the pretty girl because you learned Muay Thai and lifted man-made metals in a fluorescent-lit gym filled with faggots.

>>508721080 (OP)
Wouldn’t there be massive amounts of guns in circulation in a SHTF type situation lol

>>508721080 (OP)

>>508722562
Unironically true

>>508724546
kg

>>508721254
bro large men can also throw rocks (further and harder than you can)

>>508723628
>Manlet projection
Lmao, I hope that gun also gets you dates little Man.

>>508724092
>implying there are rules in a fight

Kek. NGMI

>>508724373
Retard strength>>>>>everything else

MANLETS BTFO.
I am a manlet myself btw (5'9" in the morning). If you are a manlet, you are a half of a man. No women truly love you. We, manlets, shouldn't procreate. We are dysgenic. A fat but tall dude could lose weight. Me? I am destined to remain a shorty.

>>508721080 (OP)
>6ft
>95kg
>dl 230kg
>21 minute 5k without trying to improve time
>sq 190k
>walk 25 miles across the fells with 25kg on my back in the middle of winter
>6c climber
>swim in rip tides for the fun of it
>ohp 80kg
>shoot, longbow, crossbow and slingshot and sling proficient
>15 minute heavy bag sessions as cross training
>45, not had a “to the end” fight for 15 years but practice fight with mates in their mid 20’s for a laugh
>farmer
>prepping for 20 years
I’ll take my chances mate. Not even trying to improve my lifts or 5k.

>>508721254
Fuck vidya
We used to have rock and BB gun fights in my neighborhood.
No butt sex though
All pain, no pleasure

>>508721254
holy based

>>508721080 (OP)

Just cardio him to death over a period of 10 minutes.

>>508724928
It's not based, he's just a coping manlet.

>>508723997
I keked harder than I should have

>>508724833

Remind me how tall was Mike Tyson. Wasn't this nigga the most feared boxer in his prime? Last time I checked he was 5'10". 5'9" is a perfectly normal height (that's how tall I am). You don't need to be 6'9" in order to be strong or deadly.

>>508724952
Have you actually seen someone cardio a much larger person to death in an actaul fight? Every fight I've seen where there is a mass discrepancy the larger person wins.

>>508725161
Of course he hasn't, he's never been in a real fight.
A real fight doesn't last 10 minutes. You're lucky if one takes more than 10 seconds, and that's not a matter of bragging about being tougher or stronger than everyone else, that's just how street fights work.

>>508725161
Plus, big guys (4u) are not allergic to cardio unless we are talking mortally obese. I am 2m (6'9?) tall / 120kg (270?) and BMI calculators tell me I am borderline obese while I run in hill country for 60 minutes without stopping every other day.

>>508721080 (OP)
maybe they should have told him how to brace impacts

>>508725382
Exactly... too many people are coping in this thread. Either get bigger or get a gun. Preferably do both.

>>508724183
Nah, he's gonna eat you.

>>508721271
It's possible, I have him clocking in at a solid 6'4" with no tricks, so he is probably closer to 6'6" or 6'7". I knew a guy like this in high school, impossibly big and fat.

>>508721080 (OP)
Gun?

>>508721080 (OP)
There is a reason all martial/fighting sports have weight classes. Skill only gets you so far, and size and mass can give an overwhelming advantage.
This is even more true for men vs women.
Anyone who has ever wrestled with a girlfriend, and gone from normal play wrestling to 100% effort will know what I am talking about.
I remember one time I was hanging out with some friends, and this one girl who was super into BJJ and very fit started talking about how good she was. So one of the guys who was there was like "ok, let's see it."
He was like 5'8", skinny-fat, completely out of shape, never lifted weights or exercise, zero martial arts training or fighting experience of any kind.
He was able to immediately pin her and make her tap out. No skills needed. He just grabbed her and pushed her down and held her down using his body weight.

>>508721884
The gym room is big enough for the fatass to start on one side and end up winded before reaching the other side.
The small guy may not be able to win in a direct confrontation but if he has two neurons he will realice he is the one who gets to say when the fight starts so he can start when the odds are massively stacked in his favour.

>>508725131
>5' 9"
Oof, one more inch and you wouldn't have been an unfuckable manlet.

>>508721080 (OP)
>How are you going to defend yourself against someone twice your s
BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG

>>508721080 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FU0ZMRB_Q

>>508721558
> not carrying a bag of rocks with you at all times, to throw at people

Lol, manlet cope is unreal. There is a reason why women like tall men. It's biology.

>>508721254
>big guy throws rocks back
What now tough guy?

You probably don't want to get aggressive, physical, and close to someone in a SHTF scenario. Even if you can easily beat the shit out of a woman you can still find a knife in your abdomen.

>>508724000
He let that happen. Just like stuntguys do. It's to keep the dumb bitch coming back to her next class.

>>508726792
No in that video you can tell its just social norms and the alpha female is shaming the beta female into following the groupthink

>>508721080 (OP)
>staged fights is reality
its cringe when chinese kung-fu faggots do it. its still cringe when you do it lardlord.

>>508721254
>just throw rocks at him and when he moves
>he gets tired and falls eventually and that's when the surprise butt sex starts
https://youtu.be/iA_fuzg6KRw?si=HUK4AX1t6MHT-1Vs&t=205

Put a poison cheeseburger in front of him. Instant KO.

>>508721080 (OP)
I have never not had a knife on me in the past 20 years. Me with knife vs any man in the world my money is on me.

>>508721254
Jokes aside, stones are actually fucking scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev9OjxuzoU8

>>508721271
I know it's a meme, but there is such a thing as bone density. I've met people who are just naturally more dense. And this guy has a rather large frame, and an abundance of body fat.

Maybe try any other fighting move beyond just yoloing yourself at him

>>508727298
Women UNIVERSALLY PREFER TALL MEN OVER MANLETS. Women are an eugenic force that's why we are getting taller.

>>508721080 (OP)
Just run behind him and kick him behind the knee.

>>508726596

But that's not true. I am also wearing tall sneakers, so I look 5'10". 1 inch doesn't change anything. I have friends who are 6'2" and are KHV and others who are 5'8", but are killing it in terms of access to pussy. Height isn't THAT big of a deal, as long as you aren't an actual 5'6" manlet or something.

>>508727590
> a eugenic.
fix.

>>508721080 (OP)
Just hit the fat fuck's knees with all your legs might.

>>508721080 (OP)
Fat cunt cope. Just run around him.

>>508727590

If that was true then short people wouldn't exist. Women are the force that lowers the average IQ of the world, not the force that makes humanity fitter for survival. Women shouldn't be allowed to choose, as they are kind of retarded in general.

>>508726792
these women then go on to fuck 170cm shitskins, none of this is real retard

>>508726838
>push him over when he bends over and takes four days to pick one up

>>508727590
We haven't been getting taller for thousands of years and have only recently been getting taller because we eat way too many calories when were young now. The ideal male height is around 5'7.

>>508721080 (OP)
> tfw im 260lb

his arms look weak
his legs look weak
his body looks like jelly
his footwork in non existent
you can tell he is tired from standing

i can fuck him up any day of the week

>>508721080 (OP)
As others have pointed out, the video is fake and gay, the skinny guy could have taken out fat fucks knees and he would be fucked, but he wasn't actually trying to injure fatty.

>>508727409
>internet tough guy with a knife ed.
>such a enormous dribbling cunt he needs to hide his anonymous posts behind a memeflag
yeah you take it up the butt regularly.
pic unrelated posing because i cannot recall what it actually says

>>508721080 (OP)
Pretty easy. My reflexes are far to quick for a fat person to ever touch me combined with the strength in my legs after a couple kicks your knee will be popped out and you will be on the ground in agony while I boot stomp your face. Been there done that.

>>508728050
I don't need a knife to break apart a stinkjeet one bone at a time. You fags should start eating meat and dairy. You're so frail.

>the best warrior is determined by two guys kicking and punching one another in an enclosed, unnatural envirorment wearing protective gear "fighting" by following some man-made rules

We're just going to ignore the fact that humans are evolved throwers?

>>508721080 (OP)
learn low kicks they are literally a cheat code in fights

>>508728231
>meme safety blanket intact
pathetic.

>>508721254
what's stopping him from throwing boulders at you

>>508728591
Not being able to bend over to pick them up?

>>508721080 (OP)
Imagine not being a 40/40 quality build. I'd piece smoughs ass up

>>508724092
rocks are only weapons in islamic ruled countries like whateverstan or the united kingdom

>>508721080 (OP)
Almost no one here is ready. I imagine less then 1% of the people that visit /pol/ will survive.

>>508724518
based and maax'd pilled

>>508724681
yeah bend over and pick up that rock mr. 450lbs overweight, i'm gonna be sitting on that fucking neck completely naked and just raining hot shit and fat people are like stupid turtles, they don't get back up

>>508728669
why not. powerlifters are fat but they can pick up boulders.

>>508721080 (OP)
Just kick in his knees. Stop coping fatty

>>508722812
That was the best kill in the series. That faggot was disgusting.

>>508725131
mike tyson was "feared" until people realized that fighting him like a short guy was exactly what he was trained to counter. when they figured that out, he went 13-7. he went 37-0 from 1985-1989 fighting people you've never heard of, then buster douglas whipped his ass in feb 1990 and that was the end of that myth. that's why he started biting ears and raping niggers

>>508722631
You still a fat fuck tho, lose another 20, fattiboy.

>>508721080 (OP)
So this has been America's secret weapon all those years. Secretly rising their obesity rates to have the greatest human army.

>>508727590
>eugenic
Women select dysgenic

>>508727590
opps meant to post this one

>>508721080 (OP)
Got JHP 9mm and 5.56. More than ten men could carry.

>>508727590
>Women are an eugenic force

No, they are just a selective force. Eugenics implies some kind of intentional process behind selecting for certain traits. Women are just attracted to tall men but they are not thinking "Wow, it is better for the human race that I mate with a tall guy". Considering humans basically control their own environment now the process of natural selection has been disrupted. People are taller overall (in developed countries only mind you) because food is more available. Height might be attractive because it signals dominance and access to good nutrition, but women don't create better food supplies by preferring tallness. If our society's food chain were ever disrupted for whatever reason than being tall would become a disadvantage

>>508724837
I bet you have 300 confirmed kills

>>508729808
I don't think so. I look really good, I feel really good, I run for 60 minutes without stopping, etc. If I drop to 100 I'll be a twink.

>>508725189
ancient larp

>>508721080 (OP)
I don't live in the US so not expecting a break down in society for decades at least.

>>508721558
>I think you would be the one recieving the the surprise butt sex
It's not surprise but sex if wanting and expecting it. Can't rape the willing.

>>508721080 (OP)
Easy. Snap a femur.

U think I can take him? I have manhandled fantasies twice my size and half a foot taller than me.. they have lots of leg muscles but not arm muscles and most of them dont know how to throw a punch and get winded easily..

>>508729865
>it's 2015
This poor woman. When she realises.

I'm sure there's like a diminishing returns on the weight somewhere, I'm sure over 92 kilogram fighter would make that tubby pass out.

>>508721080 (OP)
I live on a ranch with a little solar for the well so I’m pretty good. Just gonna sit on my porch with a garand, should be good enough.

>>508721254
>he starts throwing rocks too
What now retard?

>>508731776
Ooof bad news. You are one guy and can't call for help because China will give african americans communication jammers.

>>508724565
The problem is ammo. Once the factories that make modern cartridges stop delivering, what's in circulation is what there is. Yeah you can save brass and make your own, but it's going to be less and less each time you expend ammo, no one is picking up brass in a firefight. Ammunition for more modern, tactical firearms will run dry faster than most people realize. A layered collection of firearms is recommended. Tactical semi automatics, while ammo is very plentiful, will still get eaten up faster if used as intended ( most rounds being used for suppression and maneuver). You'll need a good collection of secondary guns that are of the more boomer tier Fud variety. Single action, accurate, reliable hunting weapons that consume ammo more slowly. Also probably a good revolver or two as a backup pistol is a good idea if you run out of semiautomatic ammo. Learning to bow hunt now will help you conserve ammo later. The one set of martial arts aside from basic striking and grappling that'll prove useful is learning to use something long and pointy. That could be learning bayonet drills with one of your long guns, learning to use some kind of spear or pole arm, or even some long bladed weapon like a rapier. I say this is practical in the sense that if you're in a relatively open area, something long and pointy keeps some distance between yourself and a potentially larger stronger opponent. It evens the odds a little more than just trying to use some unarmed martial art against someone who's just bigger and stronger than you. Knives, hatchet, and machetes will be essential kit both as tools or close quarter weapons, but you don't necessarily want to pick a knife fight with a guy twice your size, he'll probably kill you with your own knife. Hence you'll want a layered array of weaponry stored in caches that you can use as the situation or availability of ammunition dictates.

>>508723628
fat big guy with a gun wins all around

>>508721080 (OP)
Ok OP, I'll bite. What is going to happen that sends the United States into anarchic "hard times" where we'll all be in constant combat fighting for our lives like a zombie movie? Reminder: nothing ever happens

>>508723671
Yeah if the bigger guy has muscles and some endurance. A big fatty can be winded and knocked out by anyone who can actually throw a punch. There's proof all over the Internet of fatties getting dropped by people "smaller" (less fat) than them.

>>508721080 (OP)
This is retardation, you fuckng blow is kneecap out with a double drop kick

>>508721080 (OP)
Attack his overworked foot/ankle/knee instead of dropkicking the fatso's belly. Ofc this tip is for americans only.
For a collapse situation? you gotta find a group early or be in a group already. The church might be your best chance, even if you only go once in a while. Now if you're not that type of guy, first things first, start looting.