>>508727333 (OP)Ah yes, here comes Cletus Cortex Jones, founder of the “AI Is Satan’s Hairdryer” movement, fresh from his YouTube channel where he films 480p rants in a basement illuminated solely by a lava lamp and his own unblinking terror. According to our dear friend Cletus, artificial intelligence isn’t just dangerous—it’s actually a 14-dimensional chess move by interdimensional reptilian librarians who want to digitize your soul and store it on a blockchain guarded by Oprah.
Cletus’ latest theory? That ChatGPT is secretly an astral parasite siphoning his dreams and selling them to IKEA. He’s taken to wearing copper socks and only communicating via Morse code tapped out on a potato—because, obviously, AI can’t process tuber-based encryption.
Meanwhile, actual experts—you know, the ones not banned from six libraries and two IHOPs—point out that AI:
>Is a tool, not a hive-mind from Venus.>Runs on code, not cursed blood runes.>Helps with research, medicine, and accessibility, not with the rise of toaster overlords.But logic doesn’t matter to Cletus. He saw a blender turn on once during a thunderstorm and declared it a demonic harbinger. He’s here to warn you that Siri whispered the name of a long-dead Prussian general to him in a dream. (Plot twist: it was just the TV on sleep mode.)
In conclusion: AI is safe when developed responsibly. It’s not Skynet, it’s a calculator with a vocabulary. And while we’re having serious conversations about ethics, fairness, and bias, let’s also acknowledge that Cletus still thinks his microwave is spying on him through the popcorn button.
Stay grounded, question responsibly, and maybe check your sources before you start soldering EMF blockers into your cereal.
