Stay healthy /pol/, because they're not going to keep you healthy

grim
i'm not even that highly educated and even i knew the answers

>>508729181 (OP)
>Benjamin Leon School of nursing
Nice try memeflag

>>508729181 (OP)
Every one use chat gpt now + nigger

>>508729381
At least he knew it was wrong.

>>508729381
Young nurses then
Nurses are responsible for 80% of the hospital duties so good luck

>>508729181 (OP)
most doctors are losers and subnormal midwits that completed their education for a secure job to afford 3x holidays per year
they stop learning after their last exam and make no effort to refresh/update their knowledge, they're lazy, entitled and have to compete with google searches
they avoid medium and hard specializations because modern day healthcare systems don't force students into them like it used to

>>508729381
>medical question
>biggest
>"uhh skin!"
This is what happens when you don't actually learn anything but just try to memorise tricks.

>>508729181 (OP)
They’re educated. But some are fucking idiots I’ve noticed. Especially the psychiatrists. At least with all other doctors they have objective reports and imaging tech, psychiatrists will just listen to you talk and guess before giving you meds. I’ve also met PLENTY of women who literally lied and cried to psychiatrists just to get Xanax. Sham “doctors” imo

>>508729181 (OP)
>What's the biggest bone in the body

Mine after seeing those 3 white girls

>>508729181 (OP)
>"Which bone is the biggest?"
>uuhm lemme tink fo realz yo
>I hurd "bigges"
>Oh das right, I member "bigges"
>da skin nigga

>>508730042
they only do grunt work. They aren't doing anything necessarily complicated.

>>508730641
Skin is actually the biggest organ thougheverbeit

>>508730451
You have no idea the sight of relief I get when I have to see a doctor and I see an old semi retired boomer walk through the door.
They don't bull shit and know exactly what they're doing and what to look for.
The new generation of nitwits are straight up used car salesman, all they do is throw pills at you and expect you to pay thousands of dollars for the visit

>>508729181 (OP)
Women and niggers/jeets are going to be the end of us all. RIP.

>>508731004
no, my dick is

>>508730776
>I’ve also met PLENTY of women who literally lied and cried to psychiatrists just to get Xanax.
Bless those doctors, they're good people.
They know those twats were lying, anon. They're not that stupid and know how to filter people after a while.

>>508729181 (OP).

If this is true, this is ChatGPT's fault.

>>508729181 (OP)
>which is the biggest bone in the body
>skin

>>508731116
Oh I know, they literally have zero issues with doing this, and it’s bad
Most of the chicks I’ve met who admitted this to me told me they give the Xanax to their bfs or sell them, if they are not using it

>>508730451
>they stop learning after their last exam
You know there are exams all throughout specialty training right? There are also regular conferences, briefings and workshops we attend whenever new protocols, drugs, regimens, are introduced.

>>508730451
They have to work a ton already so it's understandable they want time to rest and not have to read more crap to keep up to date. You hate working too. Would you like to have to do more work for 0 pay?

>>508729181 (OP)
thank goodness they`re just going to ask chatgpt anyways. not that this is a good thing, the chatbots are dumb and make shit up when they don`t know an answer but it`s better than this i guess.

>>508730641
She probably just misheard the question and thought they were asking about the biggest organ.

>>508729181 (OP)
>Yes, I realize I diagnosed you with myocardial infarction when you were having seizure tremors
>Yes, I realize I put you on antidepressants the first time it happened because the tests came back negative and you were spaced out and shaky
>Yes, I realize you and your family both said they thought you were having seizures before I misdiagnosed you
>No, I don't know how this medications works, only that it works
>Yes, I realize I gave you bad advice about stopping the medication cold-turkey that might have killed you
>That will be $12k for everything, come again saar

It really do be this bad

>>508731625
It would be better to have people use chatGPT on their own to figure out what's wrong first, then they can go to the doctor if needed. Would cut down on a lot of people clogging up the system with nothingburger problems.

>>508729181 (OP)
Medical mistakes have been one of the leading causes of deaths for a long time. Doctors are glorified drug dealers that are taught by big pharma. They rarely cure patients. They typically just mitigate the symptoms. A patient cured is a customer lost.

A couple notable examples are insulin for type 2 diabetics and statins for cardiovascular disease. The cells aren't interacting with insulin to begin with. So why pump more into the system. Just quit consuming carbs. Statins are like putting a bullet in the head of a firefighter while he's trying to put out a fire because you are retarded and think he caused the fire. Cardiovascular disease is caused by Advanced Glycation End products (AGEs). Again, the cure is to stop consuming carbs.

>>508731759
except that chatgpt will produce useless retard answers if not prompted properly and most people are useless retards.

>>508730451
The problem is that mandatory residency training has just become another fail upwards scheme.
The Medical Team Hierarchy is now
>Attending
>Fellow
>Resident
>Student
By the time you complete residency, you should be able competent to identify, workup and manage all the common conditions.
The residents at all the major hospital system programs are instead relegated to being EMR data entry slaves, who need to ask the fellow, another higher level trainee, what to do. The fellow is the only one with agency to practice and perfect skills, and the only one to get direct feedback from the attendings.
This problem is exacerbated in all academic medical institutions with fellowships because the residents are coached from the start of residency to strive to specialize and become "something"ologists, and stay on track to preferentially practice the precursor material for that specialty. then they pretty much mail it in on all other aspects, and consequently they suck at general practice.

>>508731316
>Here's the newest sales pitch
Regardless, the retarded cunts still tell people SSRIs have no side effects and repeat the old "low serotonin" nonsense from the '90s.
Ozempic can't ackshually cause vision loss because it only effects appetite and metobolism.
Your BP is 145/90, omg you're gonna die from a stroke, better take a pile of meds

>>508729181 (OP)
Nigger

>>508732201
>consequently they suck at general practice.
Hammers looking for nails to pound

>>508729181 (OP)
Is it really that easy to be a doctor/nurse? Just memorizing terminologies and some pattern recognition? Computer science is way harder than this then.

>>508732565
nobody was claiming that nursing was harder than computer science.

>>508732565
Computer science is trivial

>>508729181 (OP)
>>508732565
If you need a doc, get a navy corpsman.

>>508730042
nurses literally have to clean shit
they are the jannies of the medical field

>>508732565
It's plain terrifying to be in classes with nurses and hear them complaining about having to learn bare minimum basics of the sciences to pass.
The pre-meds are at least arrogant enough to compete with each other.
Becoming a nurse is a cakewalk
Becoming a physician requires being able to be dedicated to something for 8 years and jumping through hoops as much as it requires intelligence.

>>508733085
Wiping asses is relegated to CNAs.
I've never heard of an RN cleaning shit.

>>508729181 (OP)
This is true, I date one when she was still studying in her 5-6th year.
Completely retarded zoom doctor, cheated on every exam.

>>508732565
It is not as abstract as computer science but it is nowhere near as easy as you think it is
You basically need to be spending all of your time studying

Nursing Fundamentals questions use very trickly logic and are very difficult to understand

But yes, a lot of striver types that aren't the most intelligent become nurses, but the average normie couldn't do it. You need good habits, routine, health, and a sound mind to complete nursing school
Not sure about the obese black women in these videos, though.

>>508733468
RNs are all shit in soul and body so they couldn't tell if they're wiping it anyway

>>508730965
>>508733085
>>508730042
Nurses are all drugged out narcissists that try to brag about their "medical degree" and think they are better than everyone else. They unironically think of themselves as doctors.

>>508731316
>You know there are exams all throughout specialty training right?
and >75% pick the easiest specialization because they don't want to be challenged and can't bother to learn
the few that don't (here, in Poland, Greece, etc) do it because they plan to immigrate asap
>There are also regular conferences
lol
>briefings
lol
>and workshops
ahahah lol ok
>new protocols, drugs, regimens, are introduced.
that's ministry of health job and average hospital's administrative duty, doctors merely comply (barely)
>>508731529
>They have to work a ton already so it's understandable
No, it's not. In any job, if you're not productive and not up-to-date, you get fired.
Being a doctor is work, that's why you get job security and status.
>they want time to rest
They have special work programs and special rest programs, rest is included by default.
They work less than nurses and are more privileged.
>and not have to read more crap
>healthcare education is crap
average mediocre loser doctor thinking
>You hate working too. Would you like to have to do more work for 0 pay?
Doctors get paid extra-extra for more work.
If they hate their work, they shouldn't be doctors and spare everyone else from their loser, mediocre, lazy handling

>>508729181 (OP)
>doctors
>actually nurses
Fake and gay op

>>508729181 (OP)
>because they're not going to keep you healthy
How can they? They were never taught how. They were taught to memorize pharmaceutical medications, nothing more. Only go in for catastrophic injury care. Then go home and heal. Don't take their poison.

>>508729181 (OP)
even the old doctors just followed flow charts before AI. Eg I couldn't get a diagnosis for my hip injury that was bothering me for 9 years because "I was too young to have hip issues".

>>508729181 (OP)
>doctors
>school of nursing

>>508733708
RN's are literally the worst people on the planet. Never had so many married/in relationship women try to cheat with me until I worked in a hospital. They are all mental cases.

>>508731004
What would you know? You’re the ESL nigger on /a/ that thinks Yotsuba is Irish.

>>508735165
Yea, doctors were basically human "AI" in the past, just fed tons of training data and basically learned to id random shit.
But they're generally pretty awful and because of all that memorization, just like AI, aren't capable of basic reasoning.
It was only a high paying job because groups worked to limit the number of doctors.
Plus it's nearly impossible to find a non-jeet doctor these days, and that's objectively worse than an LLM.