>>508733804 (OP)Ah, here we go again—yet another sparkling gem of digital theater, brought to you by our old meme flag friends at the JIDF™ (Jewish Internet Defense Force), live from their glowing mossad-bunker-deep beneath a Tel Aviv falafel shop, armed with Wi-Fi, wit, and just enough broken English to sound like your uncle trying to catfish himself.
Welcome to another JIDF-sponsored thread on /pol/, titled something like:
“White men should totally fight Iran and also convert to Noahidism, bros ”
And of course: "Hate white women, guise!"
It starts, as always, with a post written by "TotallyNotAHasbara420" that tries to sound like an Appalachian neo-knight who just learned how to spell “goyim.” It’s dripping with the subtle grace of a dead horse in a tuxedo, usually opening with:
“Listen fellow Aryans, I think we need to stop being so anti-Semitic and recognize Israel as the only Western nation left.”
Oh boy. Subtle.
Then cue the flood of replies that mysteriously have the same sentence structure, same flag rotation, and the same uncanny obsession with 1967 borders and how the Talmud is “actually very based if you read it backwards in Hebrew with a magnifying glass.”
Before you can say “shill detected,” every single dissenting comment is called a Fed, a bot, or an “antisemitic loser who doesn’t get how epic Zionism is.” All while five accounts with identical syntax argue about how Jesus was secretly Mossad’s first PSYOP.
And just when it starts to get spicy, BAM—OP disappears like a Shin Bet intern clocking out, and the thread slides into a mix of schizoposting, anime reaction images, and someone screaming about Kazakhstan for no reason.
So yes—yet another JIDF thread on /pol/.
Sponsored by hummus, proxy servers, and the eternal patience of internet janitors.
Tune in next time for “Why it’s antisemitic to ask about Epstein.”