How, /pol/? How does he always win? How does he beat every accusation? It's driving me fucking crazy that Trump is not just still in office, but is doing better than ever, winning every case and getting every insane executive order passed.
I don't think I can take much more. I'm on the fucking brink here.

>>508735968 (OP)
He hasn't started mass deportations
wetbacks are still getting billions in welfare checks
literally the most useless president ever

>by design
*tap* *tap*

Bombing was a failure
>but Trump said..
Haha retard

>>508735968 (OP)
Heh. Kid. It's too early too be too tired of winning.
The winning never stops.

Ah yes, it’s time for another glorious Migapede/Zion Don thread on /pol/—the digital confessional booth for people who think Trump is simultaneously Julius Caesar, King Cyrus, and a secret Mossad deep double agent sent to trigger the Great Awakening via Diet Coke.

The thread title tonight:

“HOW DOES HE KEEP WONNING BROS?!”

OP kicks things off with a 480p meme of Trump as a fighter, but its missing the Caption that reads:

“ONLY ZION DON CAN BRING BACK THE CONSTITUTION AND THIRD TEMPLE”
In Comic Sans. Of course.

Then the replies flood in:

Migapede #1: “Based and golden-calved. God chose him. You can tell by the Kabbalah handshake.”

Migapede #2: “If you hate Trump, you hate Israel, which means you hate Jesus, which means you hate freedom.”

Migapede #3: “Biden is literally Amalek and Kamala is Jezebel. MAGA is the new Torah.”

Meanwhile, someone asks a basic question like, “Didn’t Trump fast-track the vax rollout and fund Israeli tech companies?”
Suddenly silence. Then 12 posts calling him a Fed, a glow-n—uh, glowie, and a onions-filled communist Jesuit sleeper cell.

You’ll also find:

A suspicious amount of Hebrew spelling errors that somehow know exactly how to trip the spam filters.

Reposts of 2017 Q drops as if they’re still hot intel.

And a weird off-topic tangent where someone insists the only way to secure America is to implement Biblical law and also deregulate crypto.

Then OP disappears, like Elijah in a Lexus, right as anons start arguing over whether Ashkenazim are Nephilim hybrids or just really good at PR.

The thread dies like all the others: buried under frog images, slurs, theological rants, and someone named "TruthSword88" yelling about Ezekiel 38 and fracking.

So yeah, just another Zion Don thread on /pol/—where Christ, Kek, and Netanyahu form the holy trinity of basedness and no one knows if the irony is dead, undead, or just working a side gig for AIPAC.

Shalom, schizo.

>>508736476
Imagine saving cringe like this. What does your documents folder look like?