Thread 508736781

> Eat shit in front of the entire neighborhood on your Huffy trying to jump the farthest on a kicker ramp.
> Limp home and crack open an ice cold Yoohoo.
> Blow into Goldeneye 007 and insert it into the N64.
We are currently living in an alternate dystopian universe that we never expected while politicians make millions of dollars off of insider trading.

>but we have chocolate milk at home
>the chocolate milk:

>>508736781 (OP)
nobody drank this shit but niggers even to this day faggot.

>>508736960
Kek. I remember those days.

Yoo-hoo is literally just chocolate flavored water, thoughbeit.

>>508736781 (OP)
What is this shit anyway

>>508736781 (OP)
That life was reality for maybe 30 years tops between the 80s and 00s. You lived in a unique moment in time that will never be replicated again.

>>508736781 (OP)
Yoohoo is just too watered down

>>508736781 (OP)
>>508736960
>>508737264
>>508737326

How were the 90s so fucking comfy? Not just nostalgia. Internet and computers were there but it wasn’t everything yet, jews controlled more than their fair share, but not everything yet.

It was perfect.

>>508737124
niggers never drank Yoohoo. everyone knows that your token nigger friend always loved going iside your house because their parents sold/traded their foodstamps and they never had snacks in the house.

>>508736781 (OP)
We were a Cactus Cooler neighborhood

>>508737489
trends were still mostly regional because the internet wasn't in every home yet.

>>508737558
Yeah they did, it's commonly referenced in older hiphop lyrics

We lived to see the golden age.

most people didn't realize orange soda had caffeine and that's why people loved it

FYI, jannies are gonna shoah this thread.. let's keep the nostalgia going when they do with another themed thread.

I was playing goldeneye: reloaded and drinking Yoohoo in the cardboard boxes in '08-'12. Now the new gen is playing roblox or fortnite while slupring down some prime. Glad I made the cut.

>>508737875
hiphop is astroturfed jew music. their lyrics are made for them, they just perform.

>>508738088
Jannys won't have it. Allowing positive attributions to the past is NOT ALLOWED. The eternal present is all you are allowed to enjoy.

For me, it was the 25 cent Faygo from the vending machine.

>>508737635
that new 7up tropical kinda tastes like CC

>>508736960
>actual chocolate milk
"Drink" is literally in print. You have no excuse for being unable to read it. Yoohoo was never good.

>>508738189
So it's a jewish conspiracy to trick you into thinking nogs drink yoohoos? pol has fried your brain

>>508738350
that was the point. the parents never understood why kids would want yoohoo instead of choc milk

>>508736781 (OP)
God damn anon

I felt that

We were the last kids, the cameras on every doorbell era ruined kids

>>508737558
hello newfag. project harder.

<AIM DOOR OPENING CHIME> behind you

>>508736781 (OP)
same but dirt ramps, Mario Kart/Diddy Kong Racing and picrel

>>508737124
I used to drink yoohoo all the time and I'm as White as White gets.

>>508738667
wearing kokopelli

>>508736781 (OP)
1996 babies were probably the last year you could still have a pretty cool nonkiked childhood

>>508738822
some baggy white shorts and Foakleys

>>508738376
yes.
> they're just like you.

>>508738451
>>508738350
350 calories for the milk chocolate mix, for a child sitting in front of a tv versus 80 calorie sippy box. You grew up fat. You still are fat. My Yoo-hoo is more delicious for it.

>>508736781 (OP)
>on your Huffy
Haha did it come with ribbons on the handlebars, faggot?

>>508739478
whoah dude, you got v-brakes! sick

>>508738088
You know they will