I’m looking for two screencaps (one is really copypasta) that I’ve somehow lost. Any help is appreciated, thanks frens.

1. (Picrel) OP asked something like “you turn the corner and see picrel, what do?” and I’m looking for the tale an anon replied with about his eyes tearing up, Hitler saying he’s done his part and now it’s anon’s turn, and anon waking up holding the fuhrer’s hat.

2. Some copypasta of an oldfag explaining how pol went from libertarian to natsoc. It starts with something like “listen up, I’m only going to tell you this once” and he proceeds to explains how need or pol used to have lots of political diversity, but after years of argument, natsoc anons won out. There are lots of versions of this, but I can’t find any right now. One was particularly good, but anything is appreciated (I had it and a long post I made about it years ago stored on a private chat server that is no longer functioning unfortunately).

Kek nigger it's not 2014 anymore /pol/ is just hysterical brown retards going
>WW3 OMG TKD IN TWO WEEKS!! OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW BRICS THOUGHT LEADER CONFERENCE!!!! HECKING BASED!!!!

/pol/ is no longer a nat-soc board. It's a broad coalition of anti-western forces that sometimes dress in drag as national socialists to appeal to those of us left from the old days

>>508738007
I'm convinced the HH crowd is 90% JIDF

>>508738007
lmao still need the screencaps, but yes they are old.

>>508737065 (OP)
Got it i think

>>508737065 (OP)
Why keep him waiting?

>>508738461
>What is the ashkeNAZI dialectic?
No shit, lurk more. Fostering victimhood is the currency of the ADL and the useful idiots are what keep their coffers full.

>>508738842
That’s it, thank you anon. I even tried OCR’ing my folder and couldn’t find, but I remember the text on mine being small and blurry so that might explain.

>>508739000
YWNBAW

>>508739000

Anyone remember the copypasta (#2) I’m talking about?

>>508739000
Have another