I'll admit I was against what I initially thought was Trump getting the US bowing to Israel once again. But after getting this ceasefire whilst only setting back Iran's Nuclear capability a few months, I think he planned it ever since Netanpieceofshityu tried dragging the US into regime change.
>Tell that orc sure, we'll drop our big scary bomb on them for you
>Know this won't completely destroy the programme
>They excitedly react and even agree to a ceasefire after its done as long as Iran are subdued
>Bomb dropped
>Contact Iran and tell them do a weak retaliation and we will force ceasefire.
>They agree
Iran ends up significantly battered, but better than it could have been. US avoids being responsible for regime change directly, Trump looks good. Israel have some success too but ultimately they got BTFO by Trump and didn't achieve their larger strategic aim.

>>508737171 (OP)
that circumcised mutt cock feel good in your mouth nigel?

You qtards are tragically stupid.

>>508737171 (OP)
>muh 4d chess
You should honestly just kill yourself before your schizophrenia gets any worse.

>>508737171 (OP)
He literally just went on a schizophrenic rant about the deep state trying to get bibi and appointed mark levin to the homeland security advisory council. He is as jew owned as it gets.

>>508737171 (OP)
You didn't get the memo. Captain MIGA is back sucking jew cum

Wow that’s like 11d chess dude, pass the blunt

>>508737296
Yeah but that's just BS to get the Israelis feeling warm and fuzzy after telling them to fuck off yesterday. It won't go anywhere

>>508737611
You are a burden on your family and on society and on this board.

>>508737171 (OP)
Ah yes, gather ‘round dear schizonauts, because it’s time for another glorious Zion Don thread on /pol/—the digital confessional booth for people who think Trump is simultaneously Julius Caesar, King Cyrus, and a secret Mossad deep double agent sent to trigger the Great Awakening via Diet Coke.

Tonight's topic:

“HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW NEVER-TRUMPERS?”

posted by Moshe on a British proxy. Don’t question it. That's antisemitic.

Then the replies flood in:

Migapede #1: “Based and golden-calved. God chose him. You can tell by the Kabbalah handshake.”

Migapede #2: “If you hate Trump, you hate Israel, which means you hate Jesus, which means you hate freedom.”

Migapede #3: “Biden is literally Amalek and Kamala is Jezebel. MAGA is the new Torah.”

Meanwhile, someone asks a basic question like, “Didn’t Trump fast-track the vax rollout and fund Israeli tech companies?”
Suddenly silence. Then 12 posts calling him a Fed, a glow-n—uh, glowie, and a onions-filled communist Jesuit sleeper cell.

You’ll also find:

A suspicious amount of Hebrew spelling errors that somehow know exactly how to trip the spam filters.

Reposts of 2017 Q drops as if they’re still hot intel.

And a weird off-topic tangent where someone insists the only way to secure America is to implement Biblical law and also deregulate crypto.

Then OP disappears, like Elijah in a Lexus, right as anons start arguing over whether Ashkenazim are Nephilim hybrids or just really good at PR.

The thread dies like all the others: buried under frog images, slurs, theological rants, and someone named "TruthSword88" yelling about Ezekiel 38 and fracking.

So yeah, just another Zion Don thread on /pol/—where Christ, Kek, and Netanyahu form the holy trinity of basedness and no one knows if the irony is dead, undead, or just working a side gig for AIPAC.

Shalom, schizo.

>>508737296
Ahh not fucking Mark Levin. Please God no what the fuck. If you've ever posted on /pol/ you're getting sent to a camp. That's what those coffins were for. The great culling if knowers and antisemites. It mentions in the Bible the 1000 year reign where Christians worship Jews while Satan is locked in a cuck cage. Then he's set free but goes back to hell anyways with billions of followers and here we are

>>508737223
>make your post where you defend Israel excessively long like a redditor to decrease the likelihood one of your own from /pol/ will actually read it
Damn, that's fucking smart. Trump is a genius.

>>508738210
You're mentally ill.

>>508737171 (OP)
>Pushes a hopeless peace deal with two hardcase countries on either side
>Does B2 strike on nuke facilities- gets to posture as "tough guy" stopping Iran
>Iran launches nominal and predictable "retaliation".
>Start yammering about making peace
>gets bullshit "ceasefire"
>Gets to posture as peace-maker
>Predictably ceasefire falls apart and you blame it on Israel and Iran.

It's actually pretty good domestic political posturing when you think about it.

>>508737171 (OP)
>only setting back Iran's Nuclear capability a few months
You misspelled decades