Guys who wear cargo shorts are complete idiots and get no money or pussy

>>508752828 (OP)
who said they were

Yeah but you can put your Clif bars in each pocket

>>508752859
weren't* fuck

>>508752828 (OP)
Prove it.

>>508752828 (OP)
I like em and don't care about money or
pussy because I've had and have both
and an not 17 years old

>>508752828 (OP)
I love cargo shorts. People get uncomfortable when they see my bare bony kneecaps.
And I can fit sandwiches in the pockets.

>>508752828 (OP)
Based fashion critique from a dude whose wardrobe looks like a Uniqlo clearance rack exploded.

Cargo shorts are the final redpill. While you’re out here suffocating your balls in skinny jeans trying to impress girls who ghost you for dudes in basketball shorts, cargochads are carrying tools, lighters, snacks, and confidence.

You ever try going goblin mode in summer without cargo shorts? Didn’t think so. While you're dying of heatstroke in your onions-infused joggers, I’ve got airflow and six pockets of raw utility.

Also, real women don’t care if your shorts have extra pockets. They care if you smell like anxiety and Reddit takes. Touch grass. Wear cotton.

Stay mad, dripcel. Cargochads rise.

I need to sew cargo pants pockets over every inch of an outfit and wear a big cowboy hat that says unfuckable incel in flashing leds and go to the club alone
the girls will buy my drinks and suck my pee pee

Bro Im surrounded by these guys.
They're like 45 year old white dudes with potbellies, and they all wear cargos, baseball hats and a goatee.
They're literal fathers and suburbanites.
As a 33 year ilf white guy, what can I do to avoid this?

I post pictures of things i do or do not like as radicalization

>>508752828 (OP)
What the fuck should I wear instead? Nobody told me anything about fashion sense.

>>508752828 (OP)
Yeah, well, I wasn't getting any even before I bought those. But at least now I have pockets.

>>508752828 (OP)
I'm an old man and fuck you, I will wear what I want. Only a faggot cares what other people wear.

>>508753101
>I'm 33 and white. How do I avoid becoming a cargo short suburban dad?

Why would you want to avoid it, anon?

Cargo shorts are peak form. You think you're above six pockets of raw freedom? You think you're better than being comfortable, utilitarian, and not giving a single shit about some twink fashion blogger’s opinion?

That’s not “dadwear.” That’s tactical civilian armor. You’re not a suburbanite, you’re a seasoned operative with room for your wallet, keys, multi-tool, nicotine gum, and the Constitution. You ever try carrying a Costco receipt and beef jerky in skinny jeans? Didn’t think so.

And let’s be real: at 33, the “I’m different” cope starts to rot. You’re one backyard away from enlightenment. Lean into it. Embrace the goatee. Fire up the grill. Wear the cargos. Rule your domain.

The suburban dad is not your enemy. He is your final boss form.

>critiquing other dudes clothing
One of the gayest possible things you can do as a man
And no I don't wear cargo shorts so this isn't just a cope

>>508752828 (OP)
ah, the rare jewess mad her kikel minion men keep making clothing for her without any pockets typing on this gay board.

does it suck being a 2/10 that's overweight but has huge knockers? it's got to, right?

>>508753132
Bro that shit's walsharter shit.
Stop doing it.

>>508752828 (OP)

This is where they tell the men to start wearing yoga pants so they can see our dick wrinkles.

>>508753132
I wear corduroy pants. Most comfy pants ever and they can look professional while feeling like sleeping pants

>>508753101
>what can I do to avoid this?
Just be yourself.

>>508753101
Don't have kids?

>>508752828 (OP)
>t. clothing industry lobbyist trying to save corpos money by denigrating pockets

Everyone carries a cell phone and it looks weird in the front pocket. That's why cargo pockets are necessary

>>508752828 (OP)
> Money is my god

You're part of the problem

>>508753101
faggot

This is why most of you don't get any pussy.
Women don't care about your clothes.
They don't care what you wear.
They care about YOUR WALLET, which fits into any pair of shorts that has pockets.

Women care about their clothes.
They want to look hot so you will want to fuck them.
They want you to want to fuck them so you will spend money on them so you can continue fucking them.
That's it.

I wear cargo shorts all the time.
I wear jean shorts all the time.
Had the same girl for 18 years now.
Size 0 waist.
650cc in each boob.
Swallows every last drop.

>>508753312
they look like something that nerd bitches wore in the 70s

>>508753132
Wear Dickies shorts, the kind that go all the way down to your ankles. It keeps people guessing on whether they're shorts or pants.

>>508753085
This man cargos.

>>508753337
>>508753240
>>508753353
Your bitch leaves you two kids deep at 48 and you kys.
This is the shit I'm m talking about.
You can't just let it go, you have to keep yourself engaged even at 50.
This dude is like 60 he was in the OG Americans gladiator of the 90's...

>>508752828 (OP)
what about the camo type? and they're pants, cut into shorts?
best thing to hike in.

>>508753536
I'm pretty sure your cargo shorts are subhuman

>>508753483
You have a thing for pockets? What are you hiding in them?

>>508752828 (OP)
I became an alcoholic a few years ago and now my cargo shorts dont fit :/ i want to quit but after a few weeks i get blackpilled and the cravings start. should i just buy new cargo shorts and kms in a few years or keep trying to quit drinking?

official /fa/pol/ chart

>>508753636
I wear dickies. It has that pocket on the side of your right knee that is good for holding your phone while you shit.

>>508752828 (OP)
lol did some cargo chad bully you? I love cargo shorts

>>508753738
fight the liquid jew. you can do it.

>>508753483
Why'd she get implants?

>>508753101
Those guys cargo to conform. Some of us cargo by choice.

>>508753765
Autism

>>508753767
Those are literally the only other pants I have but I never wear them.

>>508752828 (OP)
Yeah but I can keep ten beers on me at all times

>>508753016
I have those good legs and calfs so I don't give a fuck. I get complements and I feel so much better than those fags in levis and ariats. Only retards suffer, im full aussie mode in this heat

>>508752828 (OP)
>Guys who wear cargo shorts are complete idiots and get no money or pussy

Whut? Women like them on men.

You hide your weed, money, and tater tots in the pockets yo!

I feel like this excessive frothing hatred for a pretty menial type of bottomwear is definitely bordering on mental illness.

>>508752828 (OP)
Can confirm.

Pockets are good fo fotay ounce malt liquor, and extra stendos yo!

>>508752828 (OP)
What about cargo pants?

>>508753944
i like them because they don't tear. i cant keep jeans for more than 2-3 years because the fabric tears when it catches on something or the crotch rips when i spit.
i have dickies that are 20 years old. and like most dudes, i still fit in my clothes from high school

>>508752828 (OP)
I got bored of plain shorts and the pockets are very practical too

THey don't look boomery if you have a nice cut on them and a nice fabric
It's a reinterpretation of a very classic form.

>>508753817
roger that o7 thx anon. going for 1 month of sobriety

>>508754352
*sit
t. phonefagging while i have a beer on my porch

>>508754336
>What about cargo pants?
For special forces only yo. So they white laigs don't be glowing n sheeit.

>>508753587

>>508753085
underrated
>>508752828 (OP)
> he doesn't wear /columbia silver ridge 2/ shorts every day
zozzle
> one zipper + one velcro flap pocket
> thin, yet robust Omni-Wick™ fabric dries fast as fuck, never rips
> sun-proof Omni-Shade™ SPF 50 blocks cancer-causing UV rays from reaching precious White thigh skin
> elastic band facilitates weight gain/loss without needing new shorts
> comes with free belt
> under $50

>>508753101
>33

>>508753085
>>508753240
need me a Bory Pnop blog stat
this nigga spittin fr

>>508753828
Because I like big tits.

>>508754352
me on the right

OP is a dumb roastie that is jealous of extra pockets. That, or a /fa/ggot.

>>508752828 (OP)
They get their bussy ate by bandits like me.

>>508754590
many such cases

>>508753765
*Casio FW91

>>508752828 (OP)
you have more pressing problems, goyim

>>508752828 (OP)
I need the pockets to carry the treasures I find on my adventures.

>>508752828 (OP)
>this shillpost has been paid for by pantsjew co. subsidiary of clothingjew cong.

>>508754857
Carry a bag so you dont look like a lead brained boomer wearing such an uncomfortable atrocity

>>508754352
literally me on the right, damn I love fat braphogs. bonus points if they're pale and have freckles

>>508754929
many such cases

I am sure plenty of males who wear those get plenty of pussy t hough. Do you OP?

>>508753228
Pockets for spaghetti of course

>>508752828 (OP)
I'm more of a cargo pants kind of guy.

>>508752944
checked and based

>>508752828 (OP)
i wear jean short. Any shorts having big pockets are retarded.

>>508753603
this

>>508753765
>rock and roll belts
kek none of this is pol at all

>>508752944
/thread

>>508754750
>lake day
>no float needed
>use gunt as beer holder
0/10 wood berry

>>508753738
gym, no excuses

>>508755185
This webm is fake right?

>>508755341
no, but the real people in it are fake

>>508752828 (OP)
Cargo pants look good

>>508754921
>carry a handbag, tee hee
I hate zoomer so much

>>508755398
Backpack

face it psyop jews, pol likes, wears and defends cargo short havers and users and there doesn't seem to be a lot you're gonna do about it....the only question you should be asking is olive drab or khaki

>>508752828 (OP)
Go be a /fa/ggot on another board. Jannies, do your job and clean this shit up!

>>508755494
Why would I carry a thing to carry things when I could just put things in what I already have on?

>>508755578
I would say that based on the data mine that only faggets don't like cargo shorts

>>508755050
>I'm more of a cargo pants kind of guy.
Love my cargo pants
>>508755544
>olive drab or khaki
Both

I wear corduroy bell bottom cargo pants because they're comfortable and provide plenty of ample space for my items for when on adventures. They're also trendy as FUCK and I get tons of compliments on them because bitches love men who who are stylish while also being active and are prepared for anything.

>>508752828 (OP)
don't forget these losers.
I'm about ready to start cracking the skull of any man I see walking around in public wearing earbuds (not on an active phone call).

>>508752828 (OP)
This is actually really funny because they tend to have hella money and get tons of pussy. Unless you mean brown cargo shorts with a legend of Zelda triforce t-shirt

>>508752828 (OP)
white shoes are also a problem. every white shoe wearer is either incredibly juvenile, criminal, or both. especially the corporate dad type.

if you really fucking wanna spice shit up go for the cargo/tactical shorts, they have even more pockets, hybrid materials, velcro adjustments and such, makes the asians wet, they start having veit cong flashbacks of being dominated by the white man...particularly in olive drab

>>508754509
Tech cargo shorts. The patrician's choice.

Imagine having legwear without multiple pockets. embarassing.

>>508753765
Needs Burger King crown

>>508752828 (OP)
Unironically, it's fratboy faggots who dress like this in college that are constantly fucking bitches from Asian, Indian, to preppy mixed-raced girls.

>>508752828 (OP)
Modern style isn’t for me.

>>508752828 (OP)
Ive gotten plenty of pussy while wearing cargo shorts. You're just fat , ugly, and brown which is why you can't.

>>508753765
every single article of clothing in that picture is trash that a grown up who buys their own clothes shouldn't own

>>508752828 (OP)
>>508752828 (OP)
like OMG jenny look at my $300 yoga pants, they come with side pockets for my sail foams

This is one of the reasons I like summer, you can wear ultra comfy cargo shorts. While zoomers and other kids stick to their one pocket skinny shorts you can pack phone walllet and other utils in your mfking cargo shorts. I’m not wearing anything else unless I’m driving

>>508752828 (OP)
I wore cargo shorts yesterday and fucked my gf that same day. What now, faggot?

>Shorts with 2 pockets
:D
>Shorts with more than 2 pockets
:/

>>508753240
unbelievably based

>>508752828 (OP)
Still better than these subhumans.

>>508752828 (OP)
i wear cargo pants and i've gotten more pussy than everyone in this thread combined times 2

but i'd rather have 1 woman i really care about, but they are rare and 18 years old

>>508754929
>bonus points if they're pale and have freckles
WIFE FOR SALE! WIFE FOR SALE!

Good sir, would you be interested in my well used wife? She's not very bright, but she fucks on command.

>>508752828 (OP)
At that length, they may as well be the long pants you effete Western women wear.

Pic related provides maximum mobility without sacrificing too much pocket space.

>B-but what about muh cold weather?
Wear another pair over the first, moffie.

>>508753085
>fashion critique from a dude whose wardrobe looks like a Uniqlo clearance rack exploded.
lmao this

I'm not dressing like a deballed sissy man
the cargo shorts stay

>>508752828 (OP)
Not enough pockets.

>>508752828 (OP)
I wear them when I'm hiking. They're pretty good. Comfy and can fit stuff in the pockets b

>>508756449
I'm sure a tithead helmet would look very fitting on you.

>>508752944
based
I'm wearing mine right now

>>508752828 (OP)
Unless it's ironically.

>>508752828 (OP)
I wear cargo shorts only when it's hot. Nothing wrong with it.

Yeah i'm sure picrel gets no pusy lol lmao

You keep posting this trying to make people hate cargo shorts. It's never gonna be a thing but i guess it's cathartic for you in some way.

I hate putting my wallet in my back pocket, and it's awkward to have it in a front pocket, so cargo pockets are perfect.

>>508754509
>he doesn't know about balls/anus sunning

>>508752828 (OP)
im going to wear them today. and flipflops.

>>508758186
Yeah but you don't look >>508758186
like that

>>508752859
>>508752913
The sentence is correct and has the exact same meaning whether you said were or weren't. Why would you even bother correcting it.

Edit: spelling.

>>508758431
No, i've got a bit bigger biceps and calves.

>>508758186
>women fuck this guy on my post for his cargo shorts
>im also a retarded fudge packer