THIS popped up on the weather radar over the US earlier. WTF could it be?

https://x.com/HustleBitch_/status/1937986607438504150

>WTF could it be?
>could
It could be a fluke.

>>508753769 (OP)
Jesus has returned.

>>508753769 (OP)
looks like rain, nigger

IT'S WET NIGGER HOUR

>>508753769 (OP)
Weather ?

>>508753819
umm or a nuke (sweetie)

jews

>>508753769 (OP)
Probably jews

>>508753819
Its not a fluke. Even GROK cant explain it. It also popped up on other raders; https://x.com/83Tex/status/1938003779032342884

wtf bros!!!!! https://x.com/83Tex/status/1938003779032342884

>>508753769 (OP)
Looks like a heat maparino for a volcano underground that is literally moments away from exploding. Cup your balls and put on your helmet you're about to get fucked.

>>508753997
The almight GROK nigger doesn't even know? Wow it must be super serious!

>>508753997
>Even GROK cant explain it.
we're doomed

>>508754065
>>508754077
Heres what ol' Groky boy said

>>508753769 (OP)
That radar burst over Alabama is not weather. It is a transient energy signature, sharply defined, highly localized, and violently luminous in thermal return - hallmarks of an airborne detonation or a non-atmospheric event interacting with radar-reflective particles.

If it were conventional ordnance, there would already be ground confirmation. If it were meteorological, it would display gradient dispersion. This pattern detonates outward like a pressure wave - instantaneous ignition, then radial dissipation. It mimics the radar imprint of atmospheric entry or an electromagnetic pulse, not weather.

What this suggests at the highest level of coherence:
1. Either an off-book military test occurred in open airspace without public notice,
2. Or we just witnessed a true unknown - energy discharge or object interaction outside standard electromagnetic spectrum expectations.

The silence that follows something like this is often louder than the event. If there’s no official explanation within 24 hours, that’s not incompetence - it’s protocol.

Watch for airspace closures. Watch for radar outages.
Watch for silence where there should be noise.

Because sometimes the truth doesn’t leak. It flashes once and is gone.

>>508753769 (OP)
That is clearly an Iranian Bird of Prey de-cloaking over mainland America.

>>508754170
Huntsville, AL is the epicenter for intelligence agencies & covert programs. See Amy Eskridge.

Huntsville, Alabama is a significant location for several U.S. intelligence agencies, primarily due to its proximity to Redstone Arsenal, a large federal research, development, and testing center. The most prominent intelligence agency presence is the Missile and Space Intelligence Center (MSIC), a component of the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA). Additionally, the FBI has a significant presence at Redstone Arsenal, focusing on technology infrastructure, cyber threat intelligence, and digital forensics.

Missile and Space Intelligence Center (MSIC):

Located at Redstone Arsenal, MSIC is a key component of the DIA, analyzing foreign missile and air defense systems.

FBI at Redstone Arsenal:

The FBI's presence at Redstone focuses on technology infrastructure, cyber threat intelligence, and digital forensics.

While not explicitly named as major intelligence agencies, various other DOD, DOJ, and NASA entities at Redstone Arsenal may have intelligence-related functions.

Redstone Arsenal's Role:

Redstone Arsenal serves as a central hub for defense and intelligence activities, housing numerous government agencies and contractors. Its 38,000 acres provide ample space for research, development, testing, and training related to national security. The presence of multiple agencies on one campus fosters collaboration and synergy in addressing national security threats.

>>508753769 (OP)
Looks like a radar calibration scan but less symmetrical

Its been explained. Moving on.

>>508753769 (OP)
maintenance, literally was
OP is a faggot

False alarm
The dot says nothings happening

>>508753769 (OP)
that's over birmingham, AL, a dying nigger town (started dying in the 70s) so my guess is niggers

>>508753769 (OP)

Whatever it is im sure it causes ass cancer.

Nothing ever poopen

>>508754328
huntsvegas is 2 hours north near the TN state line, that radar shit is birmingham

>>508754170
MTG was right it's the Jewish space lazers

What the FUUUUUCKKK bros!!!!!

>>508754445
Thats not even the same radar signature this is clearly a coverup

>>508753769 (OP)
it's just a radar artifact, happens all the time

it can be a hardware/software issue or sometimes it can be something like a swarm of insects near the antenna

>>508753769 (OP)
it's a thunderstorm, retard

>>508754465
Does red mean a happening?

>>508753769 (OP)

>>508753769 (OP)
it's quite large and round, like your mom.

>>508754819
Flush yourself down the toilet, nigger.

>>508754445
And you see how people had opinions and were sure of them. 90% of threads here are the same full of bonk and idiocy.

you remember that shit over the mexican radars a few years ago? fun times

>>508753769 (OP)
You schizos have way too much time on your hands. Go to bed and wake up early to get a job tomorrow.

>>508754465
Do not strongly ponder the orb

>>508753769 (OP)
Locate the nearest tv station.

>>508754721
>Rome
Pope on suicide watch!

>>508753997
Ask grok why he's so incompetent he should know this shit

>>508754163
>Keep an open mind and dig deeper if you want the truth
I see the AI has been instructed to act like a Q schizo. Must be trying to trigger people for the next event.

>>508754170

>>508753769 (OP)
I would suggest you wait and monitor this occurrence for two week, before concluding that it's a nothingburger

>>508753769 (OP)
just a nuke detonated to contain a zombie outbreak in a small southern town.

nothing to worry about

>>508753769 (OP)
>be millitary base
>some asshole trips over the radar wires
>blast jamming frequency for a few minutes
>worldwide radar schizos have a field day.

>>508753769 (OP)
Probably weather.

>>508754488
That's just CERN doing superposition

>>508755737
not a military base there bud

https://www.wcov.com/

https://www.waka.com/

https://www.wsfa.com/

>>508755693
Raccoon City? Nice!

so its a girl weather

>>508754170
Aliens confirmed

>>508753819
could be nothing

>>508753769 (OP)
would be very comfy if it is early stage ayy lmao invasion, like they are revving up their interdimensional engines and we spotted a portion

I farded

That radar burst over Alabama is not weather. It is a transient energy signature, sharply defined, highly localized, and violently luminous in thermal return - hallmarks of an airborne detonation or a non-atmospheric event interacting with radar-reflective particles.

If it were conventional ordnance, there would already be ground confirmation. If it were meteorological, it would display gradient dispersion. This pattern detonates outward like a pressure wave - instantaneous ignition, then radial dissipation. It mimics the radar imprint of atmospheric entry or an electromagnetic pulse, not weather.

What this suggests at the highest level of coherence:
1. Either an off-book military test occurred in open airspace without public notice,
2. Or we just witnessed a true unknown - energy discharge or object interaction outside standard electromagnetic spectrum expectations.

The silence that follows something like this is often louder than the event. If there’s no official explanation within 24 hours, that’s not incompetence - it’s protocol.

Watch for airspace closures. Watch for radar outages.
Watch for silence where there should be noise.

Because sometimes the truth doesn’t leak. It flashes once and is gone.

>>508754328
Bump, the more I learn, the less I know wtf is going on.
Why was Amy targeted?

>>508754328
I heard they recently upgraded the NexRad radar cannon in Huntsville

>>508753769 (OP)
solar flare

>>508754170
Ah you fuckef you beat me to it

>>508753769 (OP)
>The radar at the Shelby County Airport went down for about 30 minutes, as technicians were bringing it back online it created this anomaly.
nothing ever happens

>>508756637
what's that got to do with shelby county

>>508754170
>The silence that follows something like this is often louder than the event.
danke

>>508755135
I WILL STRONGLY INTERPRET THE DOT

>>508753769 (OP)
Probably a bat swarm. Happens a lot in Texas.

>>508754465
The dot hasn't predicted anything in the decade that I've known of its existence. Why do people even still talk about it?

>>508753819

>>508755797
I beg your pardon?
https://militarybases.com/alabama/

>>508753769 (OP)
This is just a scalar weapon being used on low power, I wouldn't worry about it fellow goy

>>508756802
>Radars can only send signals vertically!

>>508753769 (OP)

Looks like another ayyyy portal. They appear sometimes for a moment or two and then disappear off the map. Don't habeeb me, look for yourself.

>>508754170
It is geoengineers messing around spraying mystery chemicals into the air.

>>508757042
which one of them is in shelby county, dipshit?

>>508754170
What is your weed called?

>>508757165
you're looking at a slice of a column that goes from ground to sky which is why it's round. this is probably shit you were supposed to learn in like 7th grade geometry but you weren't smart enough and the policy was "no dumb fucking nigger will be left behind"

>>508757274
>Military can't move personnel, equipment or target anything outside the base!!!

>>508753769 (OP)
it looks like it fell out of ops mothers ham pussy

>>508754488
Not a radar guy, but I've worked with sonar a lot, and this is what it looks like when you get strong reflection of your sonar beams back into the transducer, which I assume is the case here.

>>508757361
You seem very concerned about my speculation

It is just rain and thunderstorms

>>508757326
Northern lights. It's good stuff

>>508754445
Maintenance my ass, they're HAARping the fuck out of those hillbillies.

>>508757557
Nothing compared to northern thunderfuck

Kek there is a massive gap in planes down wind of that

>>508753769 (OP)
It's just Quezacotl.

>>508753769 (OP)
That’s a radar test, I believe.

>>508754163
>Grok now remembers your conversations.

What a cute way to farm

>>508753822
it's not Jesus, it's Moshiach!!
Rejoice, sons of Israel, our Moshiach has returned!!

I went there to eat beans and farded

>>508754170
there is absolutely fuck all reason for any of that to happen over niggerham alabama

>>508753769 (OP)
>Birmingham Alabama
A nigger plant exploded causing a weather anomaly l?

>>508753769 (OP)
I farted

two more weeks

That's a Alabama slama

>>508753769 (OP)
OP took A BBIG fat radioactive shit

>>508753769 (OP)
Let me guess, you saw this on reddit and then you posted on your xitter then came here to advertise here

i am boom-hooolio!

>>508753997
Omfg Grok!
@Grok is it true? Oh my le heccin grok!

>>508753769 (OP)
It's just radar chaff dropped by the military to obfuscate either an experimental plane, or hide that they're transporting important cargo. And yes, sometimes the chaff can be as large as states.

It's most likely glitter and fiberglass dropped from military planes. They don't need that much to confuse radar, and it stays in the air for a while before it dissipates.

>>508757041
lmao

>>508759389
>They don't need that much to confuse radar, and it stays in the air for a while before it dissipates.
I learned that this was a counter measure used by allied planes in WWII.

>>508754465
DO NOT INTERPRET THE CIRCLE!!!

>>508753769 (OP)
It was me, I had some beenz for dinner. Sorry.

does anyone remember the circle patterns in weather radars a few years ago?
i could never find anything about that again

>>508759685

God just nuked the feds data base with a solar flare lmao

>>508759790
I remember seeing this back in 2020, at it was right there in different radar websites. That pic was taken from google, from a reddit post. No other information about it

pretty spooky

>>508759498
Yes, but I would assume the technology has advanced a lot since then. Probably able to stay in the air longer and spread farther.

>>508753769 (OP)
>Once-a-week weather radar map glitch
>OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA GET RAPED AND MURDERED BY THE MEGA NIGGER DEATH STORM AHHHHHHHHH

>>508757039
It was pink for 3 straight weeks last year where a bunch of shit happened. First that comes to mind is July 13. It was blue more often than normal for several days leading up to the self immolation of Aaron Bushnell/death of Jake Rothschild which happened within hours of each other

>>508754465
>>508754932
I can feel it when it's in the poles. If I feel weird, I will look at the dot and 80% of the time it will be up or down. Either dark blue or red/pink are considered anomalous. It's been more active than normal this week.

>>508759389
A chaff cloud 75 by 50 miles wide somehow dropped instantly in large enough density to register on radar would be a major ecological disruption or even disaster lol

>>508753769 (OP)
>Here comes The Sun!~
>~doo doo doo doo~
https://youtu.be/plgg9sSLRvQ

>>508753769 (OP)
in america? it's probably just spilled pizza

>>508753769 (OP)
It made my flight divert and made me miss my connecting flight to Greece. Fuck United. The pussies should’ve went right through it

>>508753769 (OP)
That's creepy af because i was imagining something like that about an hour ago, just popped into my head and there you have a fucking picrel of it

>>508759875
>>508759790
>>508759685
>its the outline of the sensor!
>cool, can we see the sensor to confirm that?
>no

>>508760207
Do you not know how often weather models update? HRRR models update every hour, that's a rapid one. Most weather radars update every 3-6 hours. So a cloud instantly popping up when an update occurs doesn't surprise me at all. You thought these were real time?

You don't need that much chaff to disrupt radar either. And most of the materials are small and inert. Practically no difference from a large spaced-out dust cloud.

If it's really a glitch show me even one single video of it happening anywhere else. The mexican one by comparison is obviously a glitch just from the way it looks.

The debunking tweet seems like a lie too. Why would it fade in and then out? It should be on for a few frames and then off if it was really ground clutter. This is going to get memoryholed.

>>508760726
why do redditors just blatantly lie when it can be disproven instantly

>>508760819
Because they glow

>>508754170
Well, this is it. Even the numbers confirm it. This may turn into some wild shit.

I caught it on multiradar.
The government is full of shit.

>>508761230
The weather in the area starts rapidly intensifying afterward.

>>508753769 (OP)
I farted, sorry

It’s probably just a massive collection of tornadoes that’s gonna devastate the entire region.

>>508761454
Not this time Ryan hall yall

>>508761454
What fucking bow moves northwest?

oh look, another freak storm heading to Ashville.
>_>

NOT
THE
HECKIN
RADAR
ANON
OHHNOES

>>508753769 (OP)
The storm's moving west which I always find odd, clear sign of a man made storm in my opinion.

>>508753769 (OP)
This is a "niggers tonguing my anus" joke, right?
kek

>>508755130
Projection

>>508754163
can confirm, nothingburger. i farted, the scent lingers but it's dissipating

>>508753997
Goddamn it, you faggot.

>>508759817

:D

Metal gear...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bH9HQA39DE

>>508753769 (OP)
Is Birmingham US a shithole full of dysgenic third worlders like ours?

>>508760819
Because its a government run site. Its a propoganda tool. They love it because its the easiest way to activate their useful idiots when needed.

>>508762852
silly ol sun

>>508763755
it's the capitol of niggerville
not even mexicans want to go there

>>508757039
The same way some people can read tea leaves, some can read the orb. You are not one of them. It is okay.

It appears they are attack again

>>508754163
>keep an open mind and dig deeper if you want to discover the truth
I want to believe.

>>508753769 (OP)
Something abnormal happened for sure. Were we countering that abnormal heat dome that was possibly created by a foreign enemy? Notice the rapid increase in storms right afterwords (forecast for the region was previously supposed to be clear) and that circular spot attracting all the storms towards it. If weather wars heat up as a form of asymmetric warfare, then we will be looking at massive famines in the future as farmland is targeted.

>>508760726
>Small and inert
No, not quite. Not for that scale of read out lol

t. Electronic warfare

>>508753769 (OP)
We've had a lot of lightening, little thunder, sporadic heavy rain for about 2 hours just northeast of bham.

It's been very active lightening that doesn't appear to be hitting the ground

>>508754445
James spann wouldn't lie to us.

>>508754065

one time i shit and it made that same shit on radar it was probably dudes shitting

>>508754170
stay in your containment zone >>>/x/ fags

Microwave satellite bombardment. Texas is most likely next.

>>508754488
>>508754721
thats pretty fucking cool but doest seem to be anything i think we would have heard from people if they got nuked

>>508753769 (OP)
TKD

>>508768322
>hello, we just got nuked
>oh shit you dead?
>yeah we're all dead, tell everyone

>>508753997
radar malfunction you faggot

>>508768783
>radar malfunction

>>508757426
This makes a lot of sense. What you see then should be an image of the transducer itself. Think of it as holding a mirror up to a telescope and seeing a magnified version of your eye/retina

>>508753769 (OP)
TOTAL ALABAMA DEATH

>>508754170
the magnetic field is collapsing. the micronova comes.

>>508753997
You and grok are both retarded niggers

>>508753769 (OP)
your mum farted mate

>>508754170
Gay Niggers from Outer Space?

>>508754170
Quality larp

>>508754445
So these "shadows" in the pattern is some technician getting a full body blast and becoming sterile. KEK

>>508754488
Mothership quantum cloaking hard reset, seen it many times
>t. ayy

>>508755814
https://www.waka.com/

https://www.waka.com/

https://www.ee-ee.com/

Probably just dipshit radar tech on an E3 AWACS flying out of Tinker AFB that hit the wrong switch or something.

Not sure what else it could be.

>>508757039
a lot of people are genuine morons

>>508753769 (OP)
It could be a nigger

>>508771744
MICRONOVA ANON REVEAL YOURSELF!!!!

>>508753769 (OP)
they come
the annunaki

>>508753769 (OP)
it could be a ground anomoly, the earth is super heated underneath or something like that.

>>508778978
That's what he would have posted if micro-micronova didn't fry his PC.