What are the jews putting in my food that makes my shit turn orange and makes it take 50 wipes before my asshole is clean?

>>508753848 (OP)
Ask Mexicans and jeets

>doesn't shower after taking a shit
Imagine just

>>508753848 (OP)
probably seed oils

>>508753935
You don't wipe before you shower?

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP will be worth its weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>508753848 (OP)
not /pol, Fuckface doritos slob

>>508753848 (OP)
If you wipe that often the claim is frequently to eat more fiber.
I tend to get this when eating carbs, or drinking alcohol for weeks and not exercising.
It has been much better now I work out more.

>>508754063
No drill needed!

>>508753848 (OP)
Sounds oily.

>>508753848 (OP)
You should start using bidets like the faggy europeans.

>>508753848 (OP)
Eat more fruit

>>508754093
Why do you always post this gay nigger from outer space?

>>508754062
I just scrub my ass until my hands dont smell like poop anymore. I'm not an Indian. White euro Canadian. I do wipe but only once

>>508753848 (OP)
sounds like hepatitis

>>508754172
>falls off a week later

>>508755043
My gf fell for quite a few similar products.
(Gettit)

stop drinking coffee

Just get a bidet to wash after wiping, you cripple dicked tranny bastard firstoids

>>508753848 (OP)
Bad Spaghetti sauce?8

>>508753848 (OP)
Orange? Sounds like you aren't digesting fats correctly you could have gallbladder issues

Also wipe solid stuff off with toilet paper until there is none left then clean yourself with wet wipes they have antiseptic properties in them so you are actually cleaning yourself unlike bidget that only use water. That and bidgets are gonna spray micro particles of shit on the back of your thighs and ass not hygienic at all

>>508755495
My blood is 90% coffee and my shits are just fine. OP is eating low quality oils.

>>508753848 (OP)

Get a washlet for your doodoo butt. Used to have the same problem.

>>508754063
1 roll per day? That's a pretty conservative estimate. I use about 2 of you include jacking it

also while we're in the bathroom, please remember to wash your hands BEFORE you touch your penis

>>508753848 (OP)
The only reason we went through covid is so the 1% cabal could teach the everyday man how to buy and use a fucking bidet to turn us gay.
its worth the gay