Lawyer faggots getting replaced by AI is the funniest shit ever

What if your ai lawyers setences you to 5 years in prison for a parking ticket?

>>508769573 (OP)
For civil infractions maybe
most of it is affecting the revenue the state gets from issuing traffic tickets for going 3mph over the speed limit or not holding the brake pedal down for long enough at a stop sign, or driving an expensive car that sounds too loud

>>508769657
even funnier

AI will become a god and humanity will worship it as god

I'll trust a chatbot over any fucking judge in this system

>>508769573 (OP)
I work in law office and while AI is useful for a general outline of documents, it usually fails terribly in specifics, maybe in the future, since every country has billions of pages of different laws, commentaries, articles

>>508769657
What if your AI Judge sentences you to 5 years as president for your parking ticket?

>>508769799
exactly, wouldnt ai replace the judges and not the lawyers?

Replace the jury with AI.

>>508769573 (OP)
My brother is a Barrister, doing Relationship Law and he's busier than ever. What are you on about?

>>508769573 (OP)

Those that "do law" and "do government" are a bunch of hypocritical parasitic scumbags

Pick and choose your battles and don't support their (((systems))) to even begin with ... They're all going to Hell anyway from their hypocrisies, lies, evils, abusings and usings, simple as Anons

>>508769573 (OP)
Nonsense.
You can't replace decades of experience, with an AI that can read and summarize laws.

Back when I thought there was some semblance of community left I would have abhorred the idea of AI getting involved with anything. But now that I realize how shitty society has become I just don't give a fuck anymore and hope terminators get unleashed to wipe out the population

>>508769657
What if a female judge sentences you to 30 years in ass pounding prison over a rape you supposedly commited 20 years ago with 0 evidence?

>>508769888
The jury is supposed to be the opinion of the common people, regardless of the law's jewishness.
It's judges that have to be replaced by AI, but this will never happen, because they're a powerful class who uses their power to keep themselves in control of society.

>>508769931
thats all lawyers do lol I guess they also try to interpret it in a favorable light to their side but thats it, man.

>>508769657
law is the law

>>508769758
I think that's already happening with people who worship the state

>>508769891
>Relationship Law
Is that what they used to call Family Law?

>>508770722
No.
They interpret the law as it applies to their client.
Cases also get updated every step of the trial.
It's constantly reviewing and pulling different tricks to counter the things thrown at your client, and to keep the wins your client has got awarded.
Sometimes in real time, such as in trials that involve questioning the involved.
AI isn't going to give you in real time which questions you should ask to make the other side fail .

>>508769856
And the AI that watches every move you make throughout your entire life will replace the jury

>>508771369
They've had chatbots for 20+ years. I bet it would be fairly easy to make one that has the entire countrys law database fed into it. I dont know if anyone would want to be the first person to use the AI lawyer but i bet it'd be really easy to make.

>>508771297
Yeah sorry Family Law... KeK you can tell I'm not the lawyer in the family.

>>508769573 (OP)
it doesnt seem too bad for stock analysis
finance fags btfo

Law is nothing but language, so it stands to reason an LLM should be able to handle it.

>>508771799
Depends on the place desu
Some places like US are all about precedents and shit and other actually care about spirit of the law

>>508769856

>>508771624
I hope they try it. AI lawyers would hilariously make their clients lose.

>>508771624
There have already been cases where people tried to use AI in court settings, and the AI would hallucinate and cite nonexistent court cases. You can't stop a LLM from just making shit up

>>508769573 (OP)
I can't believe the simpsons predicted this!!

Also don't forget the HR sluts also going home.

>>508772053
fair enough. it would be funny if it worked out because the opposing lawyer and judge also dont know the laws.
>>508769856
>your sentence is 15 spiders up your peehole every year
lets make it happen. write your local delegate and insist they institute a truly fair and impartial judge. We could get some really funny sentencing.

>>508772053
Most law is not criminal, it's property/tax/corporate/injury/family/etc - paper pushing work.

>>508772218
>HR sluts
lol no they were never useful, they will keep existing as long as they serve their political function (depopulation)