Hi! Does /pol/ like clocks?

>>508770665 (OP)
Cool clock, Ahmed.

>>508770665 (OP)
Why certainly op I too enjoy cocks.

>>508770665 (OP)
I do.

>>508770665 (OP)
I like the old workhorse ETA 7750 movement.

Slide thread but clocks are alright.

>>508770746
That's cool, what is it?

>>508771281
This is now also a Swiss calculator thread, post your stacks /g/ents!

>>508771215
>ETA 7750
My Nigga. Love the Seiko 4R35 hack calibre as well.

Gnomish engineering is nice to look at but I wouldn't want to own such a piece

>>508771499
I want to build an ETA 7751 from parts for my next watch. No brands or logos, just a self made bespoke white label.

>>508771526
That's sexy af, but honestly nobody needs a tourbillon on the wrist. They're practically pointless on the wrist!

>>508770665 (OP)
did you guys know that the dooms day clock will hit 88 seconds next?

>>508771948
Heil Hitler!

>>508771844
A watch that is pointless on the wrist...

What? Why?

>>508770665 (OP)
The jewels are so the moving parts dont wear out.

>buy nice wood mechanical clock for desk or mantel at a yard sale
>no key because the seller cant find it after spending 5 min looking for it
>the fucking rednecks who sold it to me didnt tell me it was already wound up to its absolute fucking limit
>finally get a key from a different clock
>put it in the first clock to wind it
>it doesnt budge
>try turning the key counter clockwise thinking i was doing it wrong
>the key instantly and violently twist 100 times in my hand while im holding it at the speed of fucking sound ripping off a chunk of my skin numbing my hand in total pain
thats about my experience with mechanical clocks

watches are for poor people and vain people

>>508772279
>holding it at the speed of fucking sound ripping off a chunk of my skin
>wtfair

IVE GOT A ROOM FULL OF MAGICAL TUNES!!!!!
>BING BONG CLASH BONG KEKOO CLASH CLASH WHAMMO DOOO BANG WHAMMY WHEE BING A DING DONG DOOPY DOOO

get your shroomin on and listen to the track best floyd song evar

I LOVE CLOCKS

>>508771281
Sometimes a comfy thread is by far the best thread on the board. Can’t tell you how many interesting things I’ve picked up here, to then go on and become familiar with

>>508772600
fucking freak, ill crunch your throat in my hands

Flippy bippy!

>>508772670
I am not scared of fat people sorry
Maybe if you knew how to fix things you wouldn’t have gotten BONG BINGY CUUUCOOOd on so hard
fat fingered it I bet
it slipped from all the bacon grease from mcdicks
couldn’t hold the wrench without crying

I can see it
Put the burger down mutt
>cold CLOCKed

Also, whatever the Hell this thing is.

I've got the best ID in the thread, me :3

>>508773080
okay you know what just give me a fuckin address now you hoe, MEET ME SOMEWHERE HOE MY DICK HARD AND I GOT MY 5 SHOT ON ME, MEET ME SOME FUCKIN WHERE