**What is the woke right?**
The woke right are those individuals who spend all day whining about "woke" stuff, yet they live completely immersed in the *wokesphere* and even get mad defending it:

> They use operating systems made by woke companies
> They use search engines run by woke companies
> They use web browsers developed by woke companies
> They use smartphones with logos from woke companies
> They buy clothes from woke brands
> They use email services from woke corporations
> They drive cars from companies with woke policies
> They even shave with razors made by woke companies

The actual woke crowd loves the woke right — all they do is fund their companies.

They sure will get mad at this post because their mind can't understand you can use alternatives to the wokesphere

Woke right mind doen't understang you can use the internet without giving all your data to apple/google/microsoft

You will see this thread will be filled buy american wokesphere-lovers calling me psyop because they need to defend their iwatch or something lol.