Humiliation ritual

>>508772294 (OP)
retard

kek

>You can't get launched through the windshield because... YOU JUST CAN'T OK?

lost count how many times i got charged for not wearing cuckbelt

>>508772294 (OP)
>DUI
Humiliation ritual and fucking expensive scam that lines the pockets of legislators and judges. A victimless crime. All of these reckless retards on the roadways causing fatal accidents from watching tiktok and youtube while driving and I can't even have a few cold beers in traffic after a brutal day of work is fucking retarded

>Oh no i dont want to increase my safety and chances of survival because im insecure
Stop breathing then

Being a little buzzed would be nice on a very long drive. It would ease the boredom.

>>508772294 (OP)
My ex-gf fractured her hand and arm in multiple places from being in shotgun seat without a seatbelt in a minor fender-bender. literally just the hood and bumper bent, and her arm flew into the glove box with such force she was in a cast for 2 months.
Seatbelt is a literal darwin award. By all means, don't do this silly "humiliation ritual" :^)

>>508774211
I was at the insurance place getting my loicence renewed and seen a pamphlet saying 16% of all motor vehicle accidents were caused by drivers under the influence. We got to get these sober drivers off the road, they are a total hazard!

>>508774288
"Those who choose safety over comfort deserve to lose both" HP Lovecraft

>>508774610
pst pst pst pst pst, NIGGGGGERR????? WHERE ARE YOUUU look what i got

Humiliation ritual (going to school, dad makes me go)

ITT post humiliation rituals

>>508772294 (OP)
Getting to fly through the windshield and get impaled on a tree at high speeds like a MAN is heckin' BASED!

>>508772294 (OP)
THIS
so are traffic lights and literally all road signs and rules

>>508774538
that's because you're all drunk zigger retards who drive 1000 kg cuckmobiles

The teeth and claws of government sovereignty is control. Control in all aspects

>>508775036
i mean if you want to legally kill your girlfriend, sure, make her not wear one while you wear it.

>>508774538
Yeah but that’s a girl though. Their bones shatter at the slightest inconvenience

>ticketed for belt, parking, driving around a small hole in a 'closed' street that the city has left under construction for 8 months, etc.
>me and my kid are almost killed by someone running a red light, get the plate, get security footage from the nearby business, police can't seem to do anything to prove anyone was punished

>>508774538
The argument isn't whether seatbelts add safety, it's why does the state get to tell you how to use your own property and why do they get to steal your money for not using it how they instruct.

>>508774610
Ur fat

>>508772294 (OP)
lol fat arse

>>508772294 (OP)
In America, vehicle accidents resulting in death when no one was wearing a seatbelt, 93% of them would have survived had they been wearing one.

just learn to ride a motorcyle, no safety involved

>>508772294 (OP)
The real humiliation ritual is when your family has to explain repeatedly how you weren't a retard who had to be scraped off the freeway with a snow shovel and has glass shards mixed in his ashes because that he just thought seatbelts were unnecessary. He was a very smart man.

>>508772294 (OP)
I hit a stone wall going 80 miles an hour having a seizure.

The car spun around, hitting 3 separate sides of the car.

I walked away with only a bruise. I had a seatbelt on.

>>508772294 (OP)
I haven't worn a seatbelt in over 10 years lol chicks deff bite their lip.when they are the ancap Chad travel about

>>508772294 (OP)
>*crack*

>>508772294 (OP)
Humiliation ritual

>>508774288
You're in God's hand, nigger
If he wants you dead, the cuckbelt won't save you

>>508772294 (OP)
Why are boomers so afraid of seatbelts bros?

>>508775205
>Death Proof (2007)

>>508772294 (OP)
Not really. I did a couple of months in a hospital because I didn’t wear seat belts. Had I clicked that shit I wouldn’t have gone through the windshield and then be ejected from the vehicle. It was a long time ago and I just got used to the pain which is every day.

>>508774538
So you banged a lady with weak bones? Pathetic

wear a seatbelt if you wish but the idea it's ILLEGAL not to when i can jump on a motorbike and do 110 sliding between traffic on the freeway is fucking retarded

>>508772294 (OP)
>Humiliation ritual

t; Paramedic
Wear the belt, adjust the headrest properly.
Niggers drive too, and they suck at it.
Don't wind up as a organ doner or cripple because of random niggers.

>>508772294 (OP)
Just get the clip for the socket. Which faggot actually wears that cuck belt?

>>508781169
you can’t reason with the government cucks

>>508774538
only car accident ive ever been in was with one of my exs, she put her hands in front of her face at the last second before the air bag went off, she smacked herself so bad it broke her nose and chipped 2 teeth and a black eye. almost everytine we went in public for the next few weeks people looked at me like a wifebeater(i am but not in visible spots like the face)
women are retarded

Click it or ticket.

>>508780339
Is this that free will thing you guys are always talking about?

>>508774060
>lost count how many times i got charged for not wearing cuckbelt

>>508781266
>Which faggot actually wears that cuck belt?

Fuk Da Poleeece.

>>508774060
Based. All it takes is a $1 bribe here. My dignity is more important than whatever some woman decides is law now. Do you faggots also wear a cuckbelt on the toilet?

>>508779300
No seat belt is going to save you in a crash of that intensity anyway. In fact there's a possibility that person was wearing a seatbelt and it failed from the impact.

What do you expect the state to do? If they are seeing a significant increase in traffic deaths from passengers being ejected from their vehicle, they have to respond in some way to try and lower that number. Expecting the goverment to be like “oh well natural selection at its finest” is retarded.

>>508772294 (OP)
A seatbelt saved my life once in a terrible accident where I was going 60 and hit a deer, spun my car out and rolled it over multiple times down a hill. Fuck you guys

>>508781453
My toilet has a seat belt just in case for those extra spicy meals

>>508773810
>>508772394
kek

>>508772294 (OP)
I used to have a picture saved of a guy sitting up in a hospital bed missing his face because his head went through his steering wheel. I also had a video of fat lady flying through her windshield and plopping on the street face first. I'll just post this instead but you get the drift

>>508773810
yes, its better to break your chest and may be some lungs

>>508772294 (OP)
Nah man, shit saves lives. Two quick stories. I flipped my civic a few years ago. I'm a great driver from years of fighting the 401; you sink or swim real fast. I was driving, the wind moved my car a bit, my front tires touched the snow that sits between the tire marks on the road, I lost traction, and immediately started fishtailing before I even touched the wheel. I've driven rally, I've driven in the boonies, I've driven in snow; I know when you're fucked. So, I accepted my fate, and prepared for death. The car drifted sideways, regained traction at 80kms and I rode that shit like a bronco. Thank fucking god I didnt go into oncoming traffic but i flipped three times and came out unscathed. No seatbelt? I'd be dead.

Now we had a family friend named Bernie. Same sort of deal, the weather fucked him, and instead of dusting himself off, they found him alive, pulverized legs wrapped around the steering wheel, all his ribs shattered. He died on the way to the hospital.

I dont wear my seatbelt when driving in town, but I always do on the highway or anywhere you're going above 60.

>>508775895
In Michigan it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt but somehow it's legal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet if you have the right insurance policy. Make it make sense

>>508772294 (OP)
Then change the mandatory insurance law. That the primary reason seatbelts are required. Insurance couldn't profit enough if it had to pay the medical bills.

>>508774538
She'd be dead if she wore a cuck belt

>>508775895
Because it costs the state more money and resources to scrub your hamburger meat off the highway

>>508774386
>Being a little buzzed would be nice on a very long drive. It would ease the boredom.
Just chug coffee and go double the speed limit. After like 6 cups it becomes somewhat euphoric and jittery. No drowsiness

>>508782406
>Nah man, shit saves lives.

This. No debate. You can bitch about personal choice and volition but being strapped is better than bouncing around untethered during a accident. The shoulder belt will even save you from a busted nose when the airbag fires.

Wearing a seatbelt is a public statement that niggers, bitches, and shitskins, should not be allowed to operate a vehicle. They are all functionally retarded and you need to take special measures to protect your own life as long as they are allowed to drive.

>>508775895
In a purely capitalistic society it would probably be a good argument, like an american who cripples himself without a seatbelt would just medically bankrupt himself. But in civilized countries we have socialized medicine and the taxpayers foots the bill, so the taxpayer gets to tell you what to do for safety in your own property.
I'm not adding any moral judgement or saying that is good or right, but that's the argument why the state gets to tell you to wear a seatbelt, not do drugs, not smoke anywhere near other people etc.

>>508782745
and having to stop every 30 minutes to piss? I just use the White man’s drug instead.

>>508782486
Banning motorcycles wasn't politically popular so they were granted some exemptions. With car insurance being mandatory the insurance companies needed to reduce how much they paid out for medical bills. Thus, seatbelts were made mandatory. It also gives the state a super easy way to violate your right to privacy so the states eagerly joined the mandatory seatbelt game for "safety.". You guys need to learn how to ask tough questions of your government.

>>508782572
I drive without license, insurance and even updated license plates... ah, and I drive while drunk, like this >>508780339
nigger said, we are al in God's hand

>>508782486
>it's legal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet if you have the right insurance

Most bikers die from head injuries. The organs, if they are still fresh, are worth over 700,000$ on the transplant market. From your corneas to your undamaged skin every part of you is a commodity.

No-Helmet bikers are just cattle that haven't been harvested yet.

>>508775895
>how to use your own property
They don't if you're driving on your own property. Don't even need a license, insurance, smog cert, registration and you're free to not use a seat belt etc. It's only when you want to use publicly funded roads owned by the state that you need to fallow pesky laws and rules.
Unless you're a sovereign citizen that's just traveling... Duh

>>508782901
I can drive 15 hours chugging coffee and take one or two pisses. There's something wrong with your bladder grandpa. Get more skill

>>508772294 (OP)
i have never worn a seatbelt. not once in my entire life

>>508782486
So there's a kind of weird logic to it because of the way insurance works. It's because fatalities and fault are both involved. By mandating seatbelts by law, it reduces fatalities in the more common types of collisions you see (fender benders a mile away from your house). That reduces the liability for auto payouts even if it's a no-fault collision (like some guy runs a red light and t-bones you at an intersection, spins you around, and your airbags deploy).
The "right insurance policy" basically is one that covers funeral costs. You pay for it yourself, so the other driver's policy doesn't get dinged.

>>508772294 (OP)
LMFAO

>>508782882
>socialized medicine
kek
You are now aware that the front man for The Rolling Stones Sir Mick Jagger paid out of pocket for his open heart surgery here in the US. Socialized medicine indeed.

>>508772294 (OP)
fucking big water jews making me commit to this humiliation ritual

The problem is that DUI and DWI and obtaining RAS is way too easy and you can just claim bs because the bodycam isnt going to affirm the classic "i smell something" crap. When i was visiting Texas i was stopped and a half nigger cop is like "i smell alcohol" i didnt even have a beer only coffee. Then i do some weird exercise routines like standing on one leg and walking on a line and counting, then i blow a 0. And after all my time was spent and i was late to where i had to be he finally decides to let me go. I swear i wanted to sock the fucker in the face but by some miracle i contained myself and was polite.

>>508783271
>fucking big water jews making me commit to this humiliation ritual

Aqua-Jews and Big Water.
65% of the surface of the planet is water, and they make up pay for it.
Hitler did nothing wrong.

Seatbelts save lives, but that doesn't change the fact that federal agents need to starve to death in a dry basement with nothing to eat but play-doh.

Just don't crash

>>508782998
I can drive 15 hours with a few bumps of meth and only stop for fuel zoomyboi.

>>508783498
>I can drive 15 hours with a few bumps of meth and only stop for fuel
unbelievably based. Imagine also bumping some electronic and doing over 100mph

>>508775895
>it's why does the state get to tell you how to use your own property
They don't, retarded nigger. You can do whatever you want with your car, ON YOUR PROPERTY. You don't need a license, safety inspection, seat belts, insurance, etc to drive around in your back yard. You need to follow government rules to use government property: THE ROAD.

>>508782901
This guy doesn't pee in a bottle while driving and tosses piss bottles at incoming traffic

>>508772294 (OP)
I never wear a seatbelt because I'm a fucking man. Don't need the government nannying me, I control my fate.

>>508783571
It’s for when you have to get shit done.

>>508780915
Fake news, didint happen + you are jewish
I have never worn a seatbelt and I'm doing just fine

>>508781406
lmfao. insanely based.

become ungovernable

>>508774060
Just give the cop some cash and he will let you go. Don't give money to the (((state)))

>>508772294 (OP)
Please drive really fast at night on country roads with the headlights off and no belt on in order to fuck over the Jews

Leave a bunch of knives in the passenger seat to flex on the British while you’re at it.

>>508783599
kek

Every high test roidhead I know hates seatbelts and calls me a fag for using them

>>508783960
Are they lean as fuck? Can't do roids unless your BF% is very low.

>>508783889
Why does she wear a dog collar ?

When I was in Taiwan I'd have people actually tell me not to wear it when I went to put it on. I think they take it as some kind of insult to their driving ability
Road toll stats there are 3rd world tier btw

>>508784057
>Why does she wear a dog collar ?

So you can choke her while railing her ass.

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

>>508784246
>Ass
I dont stick in the sewer bro, God gave women a vagina, it even self lubricates. Its just disgusting and unsanitary to stick it in the pooper and its also kike propaganda. Nothing feels better than forcefully pounding pussy, you actually know that you are doing a good job when her legs grapple you like some sort of MMA hold.