>mfw I bought a $500 car with a dead engine and replaced it in the driveway

Whenever a jew sees a redneck they shrink in height 0.3%, so we can make jews even more tiny if we take the pabstbluepill, it is known

>>508774798 (OP)
That's just being smart anon. Redneckmaxxing would be living in a trailer, eating canned beans every day and making minimum wage at Wal mart your whole life.

>>508775390
>Canned beans
A redneck would use dry beans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpwZlw4QseM

>>508775405
That's just retarded. I grew up in the south. They dint do that lmfao. They mostly eat canned shit, stuff like macaroni with cut up hotdogs ( which is based and your a fucking faggot if you say otherwise ) and fastfood 4 times a week

>>508775487
If you're trying to maximize how much you get for the money you spend, you'd buy dry beans and cook them yourself.
When you're poor, you make things yourself.
Peanuts are cheaper than peanut butter.
Making mayo yourself costs less than buying the jarred crap, so you make it yourself.

>>508774798 (OP)
DONT LET SLL THE CITY SLICKERS KNOW. cletus you fucked us. you fucked us all. it was hard enough to find parts at scrap yards and any of them 50km from a major city was already expensive as fuck. you absolutely shit the bed on this one. delet this!

>>508775487
well you didn't know any rednecks just niggers from the south. sad. many such cases.

>>508775487
>fastfood 4 times a week
Look Mr Richpants over here
>>508775579
>When you're poor, you make things yourself.
You don't stay poor with that attitude. Stick to eating expensive fast food and super-processed shit that will make you die young

are rednecks in the south mostly Irish or Scottish?

>>508774798 (OP)
No way limp wristed faggot lifted out an engine block.

>>508776225
Irish, Scottish, German, French, English...

>>508776438
>German, French, English..
thats fishy, they would have an IQ of 200 and be rich.

>>508776500
Having a high IQ does not mean having a propensity for lying.

>>508774798 (OP)
there is nothing I could ever do to have a driveway
my entire life I have been FORBIDDEN from working on cars, in more ways than one

>>508776500
most of the European stock here was unwanted in Europe and that's why they're here
the good ones were kicked out for being the wrong religion or criticizing the king or whatever, but the rest were kicked out for being untrustworthy and/or stupid

>>508776551
>Having a high IQ does not mean having a propensity for lying.

so, their caravans and all of their primitive way of life is all a lie? kek, even a brownie mexican here lives better. thats insane bro, dont try to fool me leaf kek

>>508776932
>most of the European stock here was unwanted in Europe and that's why they're here
>the good ones were kicked out for being the wrong religion or criticizing the king or whatever, but the rest were kicked out for being untrustworthy and/or stupid

bro, that was in 1776, they had many centuries to follow their Yankee way of life from New york, thats an excuse to not be rich and thriving in the richest country on earth.

>>508776589
i can cram a car into my backyard if i move the kids' swingset and trampoline to a corner. with saskatchewan weather taken into account... i can work on a vehicle maybe 30 days out of the year. that's enough time to learn how what i'm currently working on differs from what i know, where to get parts, and which of my tools no longer work. by the time i can actually work on it, it's winter again.

my dad bought a house 3x the size of mine with a garage and huge yard at his first job out of high school with my mom not working. my wife and i working full time is barely keeping us afloat in our tiny shitbox house

Anon, I am so tired and there is a redneck within me, I was always a redneck! lol

Sounds epic.

>>508775472
Lol, back to the jungle!

are there hillbillies that are doctors or engineers?

>>508777397
yes but we call them hilliambilliams

>>508774798 (OP)
>just work 60 hours a week and live like a fucking hobo to own the jews

>>508777552
I just found that we have our own hillbillies, we call them gueros de rancho or white skinned rural mexicans lol