>>508777893 (OP)Oh, that. They just changed the legal definition of murder. See, Tyrone didn’t murder your neighbor for his wallet, he merely assisted in his death, like in sports. Car accident? Assisted. Overdose? Also assisted. Our law enforcement can’t be happier, the justice system isn’t overloaded so it can handle more worthwhile things, such as refugee applications. If a refugee with a filed application happens to assist in someone’s murder, this is legally referred to as the “double whammy bam-bammy” and absolves the refuge claimant entirely of all guilt and his application is automatically approved.