>here's your life bro

>>508778447 (OP)
Looks comfy

>>508778447 (OP)
I am going to apply for the DSP for depression and autism to ensure this never happens.

>>508778676
Be sure to get a benzo prescription.

>>508778447 (OP)
Well it's alot comfier than school was at least.

>>508778447 (OP)

>>508778447 (OP)
That might be acceptable if it weren't for all the humiliation rituals HR puts you through. Corporations have become slaughterhouses for the male soul.

>>508778637
the soul crushing overpowers the comfy

>>508778637
>ID rot
Looks comfy when you never did it I bet it's incredibly depressing after 3 weeks.

Are office wagies allowed to bring their own chair, monitors, keyboard and mouse or is it like the military where you have to use issued gear?

>>508778447 (OP)
did that for 18 years, those cube styles are actually comfy, the half height cubes are horrible, and the open plan is the worst, those jobs usually get you yearly bonus and discount stock purchase plan, which can really add up over the years

>>508779301
fucking architect niggers removed all the privacy walls, fuck them, even at libraries. i can hear you turn the page wtf is that garbage who thought this was a good idea. anti human computer design

>>508779208
>Are office wagies allowed to bring their own chair, monitors, keyboard and mouse or is it like the military where you have to use issued gear?
lmao if i had to pay for my gear i would turn around and quit the job instantly. you mog me. i wish i never worked to begin with. all the money i made buys nothing its all worthless, it was a mistake to even try

>>508779301
>the open plan is the worst

>>508779633
>you can see the lazy bastards who do nothing all day
>you can hear them talk about stupid shit
>you cant touch yourself in peace, no privacy
It truly is

>>508778447 (OP)
How did you find where I work?

>>508779633
that looks like a tutoring room in some university. everyone has the same windows open, too. nice console in matrix phosphor green, i approve

>>508778447 (OP)
I did it for a bit. It's not that bad, depending on who you're working with. If you're in a work environment where it's cool to stand up, walk around a little, talk to someone about video games, etc, it's all good.
The only reason places like that devolve into hellscapes is if narcissist managers get involved, and the workers don't have enough self-respect to complain. ""Open"" offices are worse because it's basically just a method of destroying your privacy and increasing surveillance.
The 8 hour work day is retarded, too. A human cannot actually just sit down and grind for 8 hours straight. It's not a reasonable thing to ask. In every job, people chill at least some of the time. When I was in the Army, there was a lot of standing around. When I was in construction, there was a lot of standing around. And when I was in the office, there was a lot of just sitting there, hanging out.
People like to take it easy.
There are some people who really can "work" for eight hours straight, but only because it's recreation to them. It's like giving someone props for playing video games for eight hours. It might be reasonable to expect a worker to fall in love with his job like it's recreation in some fields, but it's totally psychotic to expect an office worker to be gleefully absorbed in boring ass spreadsheets just like it's totally psychotic to expect a construction worker to be happy doing heavy labor in the hot sun.
People just need to feel comfortable taking it easy sometimes, or else any job becomes utter toil.
Every time some faggot brags about working for ridiculous hours a week, they're always including time spent in their car listening to music, shitposting on twitter from their phones, talking about video games in the break room, etc.
People need rest and just not do shit sometimes during the workday. I just wish we could all just admit it out loud instead of all trying to pretend like we're supersoldiers.

That's literally me right now for the next 11 hours
I truly hate what ny life has become. After this plus an hour in the gym I am too tired to do anything but sleep. Even vidya doesn't work for me brother

>>508778447 (OP)
Would you rather spend decades working here or get raped by a pack of niggers once and get a lump sum payout? Be honest.

>>508779546
Architects don't have anything to do with that, all internal office layouts are driven by the administration of the company renting the space. Most managers (correctly) assume staff will fuck around more if they have privacy

>>508778447 (OP)
I never got to experience the cubes, sometimes I had great work colleagues but most of the time since it has gotten way worse, can't even discuss videogames at work or really anything, I've become completely unrelatable, reclusive and closed off because opening my mouth is a risk of losing the job.

used to be able to banter or have jokes in offices and now you just go to the office to make some money and fuck off, dangerous to be white male there because it's open office with a month long of nigger worship followed by a month of mandatory gay pride and so on. no fucking clue what happened but office work is totally uncool now and forever.

>>508781122
it is the exact same for me in the US working a govt job. middle managers freely impose their political views but are seemingly ignorant to the fact that if I did the same it would be grounds for termination and being ostracized

Lets be honest, most 4chan users are blue collar retards that wish they had a comfy office job...

>>508778447 (OP)
Not me. I could never work in some effeminate, faggy office with women lording over me with their micro-manger skills. Those jobs are for losers and cucked girly men. I would rather 3 times as much, get dirty at work, work with my hands, not see any women, and be outside than that foo foo fairy shit.

>>508782234
t. blue collar retard that took the short bus to school

>>508778447 (OP)
i wish
bring cubicles back i dont want to look at your faggot face

>>508781122
they were always faggots and bitches in my experience but yeah i guess you can lose your job now if you dont suck nigger cock

>>508782303
being a tradie business owner is by far one of the best things to be now i know a few multi millionaires im not sure how the rank and file are faring but probably usually ok and they dont have to work with faggots

>>508782492
Ok go do that and be miserable your whole life and shut the fuck up about it then

>>508778447 (OP)
Faggots complain about this while I sweat and my body deteriorates.

>>508778447 (OP)

Its not that bad, just some people have too high expectations from life, its mostly just routine with some fun with frens and doing stuff in between.

>>508782584
Yet you're the one complaining right now...

>>508778637
I'd rather be in a coffin.

>>508782649
Your family literally doesn't love you enough to buy you a coffin, you'll be cremated.

>>508778447 (OP)
I live like this.

>>508782570
yeah maybe they could be miserable idk one definitely isnt

>>508782584
you probably eat like shit most of the ones i know have chad bodies their women arent anything special tho probs 5-7/10

>>508778447 (OP)
I work from home. I did the office thing for over 10 years, and if you have a job that actually lets you work from home then you have no idea how fortunate you are.

>>508782733
>yeah maybe they could be miserable idk one definitely isnt
My guy, every single blue collar worker is miserable, some guy who owns a business isn't even really a blue collar worker anymore

>>508782774
How's the drinking alone every night going?

I fucking wish.

>>508778447 (OP)
Tried it. Work in a factory now. I’m happier

>>508782584
from my experience its better to die in heat working manual labor than spent the die in a cooled space with passive agressive cunts going through menopause

>>508778447 (OP)
I-is that… a stable career? Not having to change jobs every year or two and go through application hell over and over again?
Horrifying

>>508782842
how is drinking in front of the computer not awesome

>>508782867
Imagine how happy you'd be if you were on a beach or something instead. You'll probably never feel that happiness irl. Sad.

>>508782917
Now, I'm not saying drinking or doing drugs in front of a computer isn't awesome, I'm actually hitting my weed vape right now, but I am just trying to bring awareness to the reality that millions of people who work from home basically drink themselves to death or die really sad deaths all alone

>>508780578
>Every time some faggot brags about working for ridiculous hours a week, they're always including time spent in their car listening to music, shitposting on twitter from their phones, talking about video games in the break room, etc.
Yeah I’ve seen this too. People will brag about their hustle culture and THE GRIND but if you actually watch their videos they count work time from the moment they wake up. Their shower, gym time, lunch, commute, all of that goes into their “100 hours a week bro grindset bro” bullshit

>>508778447 (OP)
i could only do it for a year
the most banal, fake and pointless ""jobs"" where boomers do their shitty office gossip to pass the time
absolutely miserable

>>508783025
most people are sad cunts just go to the mall and see
they're all mongs

>>508779633
worked in one of these for years
absolutely terrible

>>508778447 (OP)
If only

>>508779080
It's true.
Even the hiring process is designed to be as stressful as possible.
The goal is to make you never want to go through it again, thereby forcing you to take the job and the lowest pay that will suffice for you and do whatever it takes to keep it.
Employers cuck us in so many ways and then we turn around and vote to make them even more powerful because we're afraid of siding with trannies and gays. They rigged it that way on purpose because they control both sides.

>>508778447 (OP)
A cubicle is more desirable than the modern day (((open floor plan))) office

>>508782702
I'd rather that too.

>>508783210
hypersocial women and their jewish masters trying to kick men out of office jobs

>>508778447 (OP)
Yeah, doesn't seem all that great for the human spirit. Atleast you still have some of your privacy in those shitboxes though.
That's why I drive now, to be away from the bossman or HR as much as possible.
Couldn't work in a factory anymore either, was watching the clock the whole damn time. It's truly over for me after this job

>>508778447 (OP)

I graduated in the 90s. Cubes were good.

Some personal space and privacy.
Feeling of ownership.
Fewer interruptions.
Quieter due to soundproofing effect.
Nobody steals you chair.
Your IT just works.
It was peak corporate environment.

>>508779301
>>508779633
Yeah open plan offices are hell and a large part of why I got out of software development.
The only way it works is in "war room" sort of setups like we had when I started out in gamedev where the programmers on each team were grouped together in our own area separate from the creatives, but we all faced the walls so there was nothing moving in your field of view to distract you and the office was carpeted and full of sound-absorbing materials.
Also note in those pics how everyone is using Macs... poorfags here on suicide watch. Nobody in tech uses Windows.

>>508783544
No HR.

>>508778447 (OP)
One day we'll admit it was Gen X and not boomers that destroyed America with this faggoty idea that having a stable job with disposable income is boring and unfulfilling. All they had to do was take the torch from boomers but instead they wanted to "make art" or some bullshit, so they abdicated their responsibility, too self absorbed and stupid to realize that they were only allowed that privilege because of the insane success and growth of their parents

This was the genesis of the "kids (read: whites) don't want to work" meme, and it was true. They all wanted to be Tyler Durden but ended up drug users with debt who think listening to music they didn't create makes them special. In that vacuum left by Xers inability to be normal and enjoy the opulence they were born into boomers, in their infinite greed and retarded myopia, turned to immigration because Troy and Jeffrey were too busy going to Nirvana concerts.

This went on for decades entrenching immigrants as a defacto work force fueled by boomer greed and the ability to pay Juan pennies on the dollar. This stagnated dozens of industries across America creating the rush for millennials to go to college, furthering the issue as normal fucking jobs effectively became indentures servitude only manageable by illiterate third worlders who live 5 to a bedroom.

Gen X were the weak men who made hard times. They were born into the peak of human existence and were so soft, gay and self righteous they believed they didn't have to participate and carry the proverbial torch. Boomers played a huge part in the fuckening of the West but it started with Xers thinking working a normal job was beneath them.

Now in their eternal shame they have to fabricate a mythos of excellence but have absolutely nothing to build on which is why you get such stupid statements like "WE DRANK WATER, FROM THE HOSE!" or "WE DIDNT HAVE A CURFEW, WE WERE WILD!" said by the ppl who lived in the safest iteration of America EVER

>>508783544
Cubefarms in the 90s and 00s were literally the movie Office Space. It was hell but everyone dealt with it by snorting oxy in the bathroom.

>>508778447 (OP)
jesus those are huge

>>508780881
The original driver was that it reduces the cost of leasing a space since you eliminate a lot of the fit-out and make-good costs of building and removing individual offices, can fit more people on a floor and also make big savings on HVAC.
Open plan took the savings one step further by eliminating the cost of cubicle partitions.
But even open plan is tolerable compared to hot-desking. If a company is doing that then it really has no grounds for demanding you work in the office rather than from home.

>>508778447 (OP)
>>508778637
>>508778989
>>508779079
Is it just me or is this shit quaint to be complaining about now? Feels like it doesn't even exist for most people anymore, it's like out of a 1980s movie.

>>508782935

>>508778447 (OP)
Could be worse

>>508778447 (OP)
I fucking wish we still had cubicles that shit was comfy. Now it’s all open plan with no privacy or personal space, too many distractions

>>508778989

>>508778447 (OP)
This infuriates me. You realize people working in the blistering heat and freezing cold who will get permanently bodily damage before 35 would trade their weekly 80/hr blue collar slave labor for a cushy job with AC, a water cooler, and their own desk.

>>508778447 (OP)
>>here's your life bro

more like sis

>>508778447 (OP)

That's why I got into land surveying

>work outdoors at different sites
>work alone or with one assistant
>only talk to manager via email or on the phone a couple times per day

But even then it's getting feminized. HR and safety keeps giving us more and more rules and paperwork to do and they keep promoting female managers who try to micromanage and call field staff constantly wanting updates

>>508778447 (OP)

Just throw 10% of your paycheck into the (((stockmarket))) and sit in the chair for 30 years.
Then you're done.

Bing Bango Bongo!

Cant wait till im 65 and life can finally begin!

65 is going to be so dope

>>508778447 (OP)
I'd love to live in Liminal space.

>>508783219
your family doesn't love you to cremate you

you'll just be laid on the land, and Mother Earth will take you in, for free

>>508784725
>gets ass cancer at 63 from corn syrup diet

>>508778447 (OP)
I remember boomers and gen x bitching about those forever. Pretty funny movie about it. Now I wish I could tax my life to death in one for enough to afford my own half of a duplex condo.

>>508784535
Its comfy but at the same time soul crushing. You dont feel like you accomplished shit at the end of the day and that alone will crush your test levels

>>508784208
I would go to a pill mill and get an oxy script if there was one near me

>>508779301
This. The cube style work spaces are comfy af and gives you some personal space, i'm now working in one of those co-working open spaces and it sucks cock, I fell for the STEM meme.
Also office time depends 100% on who you've got as co-workers and specially your immediate boss, it can range from being back in highschool to being literal hell on Earth.

>>508785165
>Retire at 58
>Cool let me just take this out and finally reap the rewards of my labor!

>10% Early Withdrawal Penalty
>20% Taxes
>Took out too much
>additional 10% taxes

>Falls down stairs
>Dies

This is what winning the game looks like