"the cute guy alert". it's those involuntary reactions ranging from the tiniest little movements, to giggling, to bumping their friends' elbows, to straight up letting out a brief scream.

the CUTE GUY ALERT is the measure of your experience as a male.

>you are often the cause of a cute guy alert
you live a 1st class experience as a male
>you have been the cause of a cute guy alert once or twice in a distant past, and it was remarkable enough to be ingrained in your memory, OR, you have made use of extreme displays of wealth to be the indirect cause of it
you live a 2nd class, average male experience.
>you have never been the cause of a cute guy alert
you live a 3rd class, lower grade, unfulfilling experience as a male.

>>508779883 (OP)
>you are often the cause of a cute guy alert
this. as a 6'2 good looking white dude its pathetic how guys girlfriends will try and sneak me their numbers

>>508779883 (OP)
im a giga-chad that can make an entire bar seethe on entry somedays

and *Cute guy alert* is definitely real

>>508779883 (OP)
my value is not measured by the approval of inferiors

>>508779883 (OP)

I have the "black guy will try to steal our purses" alert, pretty fun ngl, they really dig my deep voice tho

>>508779883 (OP)
I'm 5'5 and women tell me I'm cute all the time.

>>508779883 (OP)
0/10 no tail.

>>508781515
>2 player digimon game
>must be that gay rpg one
pass. that shit was unbearably gay

>kinda notice this but my poor self esteem always makes me assume it's a joke of some kind at my expense
>a year after graduating high school my gf informs me how dozens of her friends and girls she knew all thought i was cute and had crushes on me
we are our own worst enemies

>>508781880
Just get skinny again.

>>508781880
they wouldnt like you after they realize you are insecure anyway

how about gentle rape alert

>>508782565
Stfu

>>508779883 (OP)
To me i think the world has gone crazy

>>508781227
They are superior in a biological standpoint