Ukraineans are holding grenades to avoid the DRAFT zogbot officers and you're scared of WW3?

>>508781316 (OP)
Man fidget toys getting wild.

>>508781316 (OP)
Usually just holding my penis works fine.

>>508781316 (OP)
that's a fucking queer vape.

>>508781443
Now let's add in mechanical keyboard autism.

Based

>>508781316 (OP)
if i saw a guy with a grenade id headshot him so he cant pull the trigger so good luck "avoiding" being drafted. youll do a lot better in hell

>>508781316 (OP)
Based.

>>508781316 (OP)
Anti-draft device

>>508781531
>mechanical keyboard autism.

As an autist this infatuation has always bewildered me. Cant stand the things.

This was back in like 2018 but my cousin and her husband moved into a new apartment in kiev, and someone on the first floor accidentally deronated a grenade in thier kitchen

>>508781316 (OP)
>so poor he has to ride a bus
>can afford hand grenades

Fuck that's a pretty cool place to live. Grenades must be super cheap

>>508781606
>>508781316 (OP)
wait i thought of a genius idea
>run up behind him and grab his neck
>he pulls the pin
>run
lmao

Ukraine was forced into direct war with Russia to depopulate it so the israeli kikes can build a safer, more resource-rich Israel 2 on European soil

>>508781316 (OP)
Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.

>>508781316 (OP)
lmao what a buckshattered country
couldnt imagine living there

>>508781721
I've not been on a bus since 2014 how bad has it gotten?

>>508781731
I don't think you thought this through. You know he can just throw the grenade at you right? You would be making yourself vulnerable to the one thing he's supposed to do with grenades.

>>508781735
>Russia or Jews

We lose either way

>>508781806
maybe have someone duct tape it to his hands. i guess only headshotting him would work. would have been funny though

>>508781655
How Samson option of you

>>508781721
>Grenades must be super cheap

There is a war on, even Stingers and Javelins are cheap on the open market.
You can get frags as thank-you gifts when you do medium sized deals.

>Thinks military aid goes to the military

NGMI

Man i would love one of those spicy drones.

>>508781940
>How Samson option of you

If you know for a fact some act will get you killed how likely are you to commit that act?

Deterrence works, even at the personal level.

>>508781804
Imagine how bad it was back then and then add jeets into the mix.
>>508781934
kek, where's that russian prankster who ran up to the lovebirds in the park and taped their heads together when you need him

>>508782256
>that russian prankster who ran up to the lovebirds in the park and taped their heads together
kek thats exactly what i was thinking of

>>508781316 (OP)
Based F-1 grenade wielder

>>508781316 (OP)
Honestly not a bad idea

>>508781316 (OP)
Sure they are. Meanwhile russia fails for yet another day to defeat this army of draft dodgers.

>>508781517
Half this board is too retarded to tell, even white flags, its crazy

>>508781606
>>508781731
Or he could just keep the pin pulled. If for some reason someone makes his hand let go of the lever arm then it's a guarantee he's taking them down with him. Smart idea.

>>508781316 (OP)
Smartest piggu

>>508782873
>Half this board is too retarded to tell

The death-grip on the spoon tells me it's real.
If it was a vape his hand you be more relaxed.

>>508781606
The goal of the draft officers is to make them die in a trench to Russian artillery/drones, not in the streets of the Ukrainian city.

>>508783223
hes holding a bomb on a public bus. why would you draft a terrorist when you are supposed to kill terrorists. the draft officers first duty should be to kill their military enemies of the state first

>>508783205
But you can see the top part is plastic and not metal, maybe an airsoft version

>>508781316 (OP)
Dude is on his way to the local draft center

>>508781316 (OP)
Based

>>508781606
and your slavshit govt issued pistol would jam and he would have enough time to notice you and pull the pin

>>508781655
>touch me and see what happens

>>508783702
>to notice you and pull the pin
but then you just run off the bus and hes stuck on a bus with a grenade. and then when the grenade goes off just arrest him forever for being a terrorist or kill him. this plan wouldnt work it would only change your status from draftee to dead guy

>>508783475
>maybe an airsoft version

Very good point. Maybe it's a trainer

>>508783762
>>touch me and see what happens

Shame for Karmelo that never happened.
Nigger going into a cage. Send him smokes.
>saw the vid. Ooops.

>>508783662
not a single person in that room had any survival instincts. are hohols even human?

>>508781316 (OP)
The balls on this nigga. Hold up Ukrainians one day zelekike retard will btfo

>>508781735
Jews would never settle on someone else’s land...oh wait jewish settlers still exist in current year, maybe you’re right after all, there’s gonna be a lot of money and real estate moving around when the war is over and reconstruction begins

>>508781721
I had a guy tell me he could get me one for $10k
I said no thanks

>>508782612
I think the bong is right it’s a vape

>>508781606
people who post like this don't even speak up when someone cuts in front of them in line at the cash register

>>508784398
What a rip off, that’s like retards paying $10k for an automatic, absurd

>>508784093
Its almost all women what do you expect them to do

>>508784479
try it copernicus see what happens

>>508784398
>$10k

Fuck dude, who are you taking too? For 10k USD I can get you 5 crates and a Lada to drive them home with. If the cash is in 50s and 20s I might be able to get you a factory-fresh '74 as a parting gift.

>>508784481
Yeah, there was no way I was paying that much for something that would just go in my safe forever.
Can't even practice with it. And it's strongly possible it'd be fake anyway. I'd only find out when shtf.

>>508784622
Wish I knew your IRL lol

>>508783662
Amazing only two died. The grenadier was a councilman himself and was angry the council was voting to raise their salaries. Based if you asked me.

>>508781316 (OP)
this war was started by the satanic amerishits

>>508784496
They should have offered him head since that's the only thing Ukrainian women are good for.

>>508784410
Yeah, it looks fake. But it should be enough to trick his draft officers. Using a vape that looks like that here just for vaping will cause more problems than what it's worth.

>>508784609
what the fuck does heliocentrism have to do with this?

>>508781606
Based. If I saw a draft officer, id headshot him on first sight too

>>508781316 (OP)
well hey, if it works, it works

>>508784712
>Wish I knew your IRL lol

Kek. I and a old bro from school have been doing the East-Block resale thing for years.
When the war started all of our contacts put fresh flags on their uniforms and started offering discounts as war-production ramped up.

ProTip; Not all 'Russian Spies' in Ukraine are spies and saboteurs. Lots of them are just semi-honest businessmen paying for a new yacht.

>>508784398
Lolwut, sandniggers over here have their kids carry one. You can buy them too if you have connections with sandniggers or just trade one from a sandnigger kid with a new phone or something.

>>508785040
>well hey, if it works, it works
the only good hohol is a dead hohol

>>508784966
youll be in jail forever for murder then

>>508785430
hmm, so I would murder a draft officer just to surrender myself to a regular officer? are you retarded?

>>508785226
that's sweden, not binlan

>>508785430
>youll be in jail forever for murder then

Only if you get caught.
And remember, one life sentence is your entire life. When you think about it that means you only have to pay full price for the first killing - all the rest are free.

>>508781606
>retarded murrican that can't hit a barn from point blank range or walk without a fatty scooter has some epic cape shit super hero fantasy
Bro put down your 15th breakfast Mc Chicken, holy shit

>>508785543
ok so then you will die in a shootout with the cops or the military if they come after you. cool? sure showed them/me? im betting that irl you answer the door and just go with them with no fuss

>>508781316 (OP)
Kek. Now we're talking Yuri. See a van casually walk up... Oh did you see the Hamas freedom fighter snuff the tank of kikes... gotta schvartze too kek

>>508781721
>his country doesn’t supply him with a free emergency grenade
Must suck living in the third world.

>>508781316 (OP)
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

>>508785636
> you will die in a shootout with the cops or the military
exactly. My mission would be to direct as much damage as possible to the state which places me under animals, so that another state can hopefully kill it for me in the future.

>>508783466
But he's not an enemy. If you ignore him, he's just a normal citizen.

>>508783662
classic.
keking punchline too

>>508785781
>he's just a normal citizen
>guy holding a grenade
yeah in germany i guess thats true

>>508781316 (OP)
Wait for him to get off, follow him where there's nobody a frag grenade can harm except him, shoot him in the head.
Problem solved.

>>508781606
>US surrogate slave trying to avoid dying in a doomed war so that Lindsey Graham can afford a 5th vacation home
>shoot him in the head.
Many such cases.

>>508785840
If you treat him like a normal citizen, he will behave like a normal citizen.

>>508783662
The unfortunate thing about this webm is that those were flashbang grenades and nearly everyone in that room survived.

>>508785609
>When you think about it that means you only have to pay full price for the first killing - all the rest are free.
Not even the full price if you deduce the value of loot on the drafter from the full price. I bet those drafters carry some nice plates, clothes, weapons and ammo

>>508783466
who is going to arrest him?

>>508785211
> irl war dogs
How do you even become an arms dealer these days? You guys are like modern day new world pirates lol.

>>508783857
And you'd still be dead you dipshit mutt lol you ain't doing shit but dying before me no amount of cope will save your nigger ass

>>508785040
It didn't work, the fuck kind of temu grenade doesn't kill at point blank range? Even with body armor for shrapnel shouldn't the concussive force alone be lethal?

>>508782256
>Imagine how bad it was back then and then add jeets into the mix.
jesus

>>508786933
im not a draft officer...?

>>508781606
Psssh, fucking pussy. I would use a bazooka and magdump RPG's in a 15 booster clip with ACOG and red dot IR sniper sights.

>>508788196
i dont get it. are you kike shills actually arguing you would sit on a public bus next to a guy holding a real grenade? has living around niggers in your nigger cities made you that passive to threats to your life? how many times per day are you robbed?

>>508781316 (OP)
why won't russia stop its illegal invasion of Ukraine?

>>508785667
Sure bet your life on it piggy. We'll gladly document your results.

>>508788328
Yes. I own a whole arsenal of Bazooka's. Shit's cash man. I also have an M1911A Artillery Cannon that I've dug into my back yard. Seriously, if you're not carrying a minimum of 110mm artillery shell and atleast a flamethrower and some cluster bombs you're just a fucking pussy.

>>508781316 (OP)
every hohol man should be doing this if they care about anything that matters

>>508781517
it's a pen, maybe a marker

>>508781735
>hoholistan was forced to participate in the 2014 george soros color revolution, the hohol maidan, and forced to bomb civillians in the donbass from avdiivka for 8 years straight
so who were the ones putting the guns to all their heads, and for that many years straight, then?

>>508783466
he's not even holding a bomb, retarded muttnigger

>>508789373
>if you're not carrying a minimum of 110mm artillery shell
that guy has a grenade

>>508787193
>Even with body armor for shrapnel shouldn't the concussive force alone be lethal?
no, most of the energy is dumped into the shrapnel and the casing, the concussive force is nowhere near what you think it is, and even then, such things as death by concussive force is extremely variable anddepends on a lot of things, only with stuff like FOBs are concussive blasts guaranteed to be lethal for anyone in a given radius

>>508781673
Is a pro-draught device in that bus though

>>508790028
yes but the tiny little pieces inside the grenade won't blow up a bus unless he's filled it with explosives. He should tape the grenade to a molotov cocktail.

>>508790560
I like Amstel Draught. I doub't the bus has Draught in it but it'll be pretty cool.

>>508781316 (OP)
pretty based. handgun and suicide vest would be even better

>>508781316 (OP)
when's the last time you've gone on a bus and not wanted to have a hand grenade handy?

>>508781443
F1-idget

>>508788399
>illegal
why won't you stop illegal coups d'état of Ukraine and other non-nato countries?

>>508781731
You're on a bus you dumbfuck. Where are you supposed to run?

>>508781316 (OP)
Over half a year ago, I spoke to Ukrainian refugees. The fear of being dragged off the street is very real, particularly for men, but stories of young women being forcibly "drafted" have also gone around (I assume they get raped and then murdered actually)

Ukraine needs to disappear to the garbage heap of history.

>>508783857
>and then when the grenade goes off just arrest him forever for being a terrorist or kill him
and that's worse than the frontline how? eat shit and die dumb cunt

>>508781316 (OP)
fucking based

>>508781606
>run up to him
>yank down his pants
>get on my knees
>put his cock in my mouth
>start flapping my arms like a chicken
>BAKKAAWWWWKKKK
>start doing irish line dancing with my legs
get drafted bitch

>>508781731
Grenades are not activated by pulling the pin. They are activated by the lever being released, which is held in place by the pin, or your hand. If you pulled the pin while his hand was on the lever, he could just hold it until he can get the pin back, or hold it until it is convenient to throw it. Your master plan is just a mild inconvenience to him, and may save a zogbot from getting turned into a fine mist.

Such a clever non-violent response to fascist kikes

>>508781316 (OP)
Unfathomably based.

>>508781316 (OP)
>holding grenades
Everyone should do that. All the time. Unfathomably based.

>>508785667
Nigger look, we all have read that excerpt from Solztehlitz or wtf (gulag arpellago)
Knives and axes

>>508784779
jews aren't American.

>>508788328
iit's true, it would be safer to just shoot all the draft officers.
grenade makes a nice dead-man's switch tho

>>508791432
straight to heaven mate, straight to heaven

>>508790830
so you would hang around a guy with a grenade on your bus? put your paki flag back on

>>508791432
in the usa buses have brakes

>>508791921
my plan is to head shot him so no my plan would work

>>508785040
>not putting the grenade inside piggie's vest
what a waste

>>508781316 (OP)
>too afraid to die at the front taking a few enemies with me
>so I'll kill myself here at the bus taking a few innocents with me
Someone please walk me through the logic here.
Is it some White thing I'm not coward enough to understand?

>>508792470
Idea is that draft man is his enemy and grenade is not to be used but is deterrent for anybody trying to forcibly draft him.

>>508785840
How is a grenade any different than carrying a weapon

>>508792470
It's a deterrent against press ganging. Better to go on your own terms so they think twice. Especially in such a corrupt shithole engaging in a proxy war, men with families and community would go willingly. The imminent threat to him was from people forcing him into a battlefield he didn't want to fight on in a modern war you tend not to come home from anyway.

>>508792060
They most certainly are not !
They aren’t even human.

Im very in favour of this. From my point of view there is no point for anyone else on the planet to exist at all if I have to die to save them. So I would gladly blow up and take others down with me over ever going to war.

>>508781316 (OP)
That is really cool

>>508787193
>>508790173
It could also be an offensive grenade, no shrapnel, just boom. They'll fuck your day up, but probably not outright kill you. With all their trench shit they're doing over there, wouldn't surprise me if they're in civilian hands all over the place now.

>>508792470
Sure I will walk you through retard
>instead of being kidnapped and forced to kill people by my kidnappers I would rather kill the kidnappers

Another deserter?
>trust lying igor to translate your images
nah. Because he’s always lying.

A great, fucking, idea. Actually.

>>508792752
its alot different retard. for one its indiscriminate. google what that word means and i wont have to go any further anyway

>>508781316 (OP)
Imagine:
>hey, you are that draft dodger,
>you come with us NOW
pulls the pin
>Бoг вeлик
>kawoom

>>508792470
>instead of getting killed at the front lines for some Hilter
>you kill Hilter's little helpers
sounds great to me
MRGA

>>508792752
lets say the draft officers really did come for him. you are dying with him when he kills himself. if he had a gun he would just die in the shootout and you can film while screaming "worlstar"

vatnik propaganda is so sad

>>508781316 (OP)
Completely reasonable. Only way to safely leave the house as an Ukrainian male

>>508781735
such a dogshit faggot nigger take

ukraine started the war thats number 1
and number 2 ukraine is so blasted out, buckshattered and covered in mines it will take a century to clean it up

there will be fiberwire laying around the forrests of ukraine for the rest of time too

>>508781606
good goy

>>508794717
ukraine is even more pathetic, by orders of magnitude and its not even close

>>508781316 (OP)
>HA, WE GOT THE DRAFT DODGER
/stands up
shows hand
"let's not BLOW this out of proportion"
/leaves through the back door

>>508794848
M8, you can't even spell "forest". What makes you think you have a sound grasp of modern warfare, modern history, or geopolitics?

>>508795026
thats right kike. as a white man i have working threat detection

>>508795127
he's right though.
you started the war, you and that McCain clown.

>>508781606
This. The other option is hoping he doesn't pull the pin. If you have a grenade outside of a battlefield, it's ok for people to shoot you dead.

>>508795212
He's not right, he's an obvious idiot. And so are you, Fritzski.

>>508783923
>maybe an airsoft version
In ukraine is easier to get a real one than an airsoft one right now

>>508795368
he's correct.

>>508781316 (OP)
>filmed on a closed set in moscow

>>508795368
>He's not right, he's an obvious idiot. And so are you, Fritzski.

I am right you faggot nigger /k/ clown

>>508782968
>If for some reason someone makes his hand let go of the lever arm then it's a guarantee he's taking them down with him.
I think a lot of people overestimate the effects of a grenade like that. They think it's going to explode like the movies or TV.

>>508794027
Who lives in a Pineapple grenade explosion under the sea?

>>508785667
You can die for a regime pointlessely slaughtering all your friends you grew up with in a hopeless war.
Or you can die resisting the system that took them from you.
One is Zogshit the other is Noble.
>What about the war
It could have ended 2 years ago. All Ookraine had to agree to was to release the territories that claimed independence.

>>508799101
who said i wouldnt resist? you are a faggot who cant read. all i said is if you have a grenade near me you are getting deleted. cry about it kike

Just be a good sport about this and stop being antisemitic.

No.

>>508781531
Oh sweet, are those Gateron KS-8 blue switches? Click click click

I would put GMK keycaps on it myself, maybe some leftovers from my Blue Samurai set from Drop.

>>508781706
Can’t stand mechanical keyboards? They come in all styles of profiles, sounds, and feels. So even if you like membrane keyboards there are vastly superior low profile silent mechanical switches which have faster input. Or are you saying you prefer touch screens? Phonefags have to go.

i prefer low profile scissor switches. the kind you find on thinkpad laptops. sadly, all this fucking keyboard autism is ONLY directed towards mechanical for some fucking reason.

all i want is a 50% with arrow keys in scissor switch/membrane

>>508781804
FUCK OHIO
FUCK OHI
FUCK OH
FUCK O
FUCK
FUC
FU
F

Anywhere I see Ohio mentioned, I say FUCK OHIO (not a bot, physically typed this)

FUCK OHIO.

>>508784907
Without it, NAFO troons can't flee to mars after their failure becomes complete.