Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87YKcX9HwSg

>>508785519 (OP)
>Today's docket

TYB

You're on top of things this morning.

>>508785519 (OP)
TYB
has the start time been moved up or something? they've been early all week seems like.

females on revocation hearings is kind of rare

>>508785672
Female sex offender too, rare squared.

>>508785672
she's in trouble for not reporting as a sex offender too

>>508785614
it was always ~8:30am central, new board got lazy and was starting a few minutes after 9am. now they're back to around 8:45am

Of course the pedo hole gets off.

>>508785789
i see

100% there was a good reason she was evicted

Is the stream freezing for anyone? It's constantly freezing for me

>>508786152
You do God's work boobanon

>>508786152
you should really go back and watch the last couple days of hearings. there were a couple of sets of mega mammarys

>>508786214
i don't seem to be having that problem

>>508786152
Finally, the King has returned. We needed you yesterday.

>>508786152
The king is back

welp he's going back

>how do you plead on that
>i pleaded guilty
yet another one doesnt understand the question

its wa sposed ta been

The fuck is this retard saying? He is admitting he had marijuana on him?

>Get taken into jail for traffic tickets
>Have weed on you
>Get more charges

The removed the Millennium Falcon poster!!!!

Tony Stewart the race car driver? Finally hauled into jail for that murder?

>they gone?
he has no idea what just transpired

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>>508786777
checkered
and i was thinking the same thing. if he's just paid the fucking ticket he wouldn't have got caught with weed. not that it mattered because his stupid ass also committed other crimes that violated his parole but still. no ability to think more than fifteen seconds into the future.

>>508786847
Sheesh. He let all that NASCAR money go to his dick.

I saw one single black at my local grocery store (mountain town in New England VERY white).
I was keeping an eye on him the whole time and when I got behind him in the check out line, I could clearly see his ankle monitor underneath his sock. I hate them so much and if I see a single black person my day is ruined completely.

>>508787159
Did he pay with food stamps

>Unusual, you don't know it...
i concur with mrs. ledoux

>>508787327
yea not knowing your DOC number is a bad start

This room looks like it could be a church in a very small town.

Jerrie leading the board today
It's time to send them back to the cage

>His grandaughter
Great start

>Sex offender
>Denying the offense
Not looing good for this guy

>denied the allegations with your granddaughter

>>508787450
It probably is the prison's chapel

>>508787520
Good call. You can see the podium to the left of screen.

>>508787520
Or the room they use for classes.

>>508787490
That shit hurts my soul
It's like being a victim to a stranger is fucked up but being a victim to the people that are meant to protect you is another level of awful for these kids.
Grandpa is your world and hero. This cock sucker betrayed his grand-daughter.

Even if you deny it, you still gotta take the classes if you want them to consider you

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>sex offender inmate placed in parish jail for protective custody
>no programs offered
Board of Parole:
>Why didn't you complete your sex offender treatment classes?
when will they learn?

>>508787646
The pawdaddy special. Speaking of pawdaddy, if he didn't fuck up in prison we might see him again by the end of this year, or next year.

>>508787705
I think they want the inmates to at least make the initiative and try to take the class.
As oppose to sitting on their ass and doing nothing and not trying to show they're willing to change.

>>508787818
when you're serving your prison sentence in a parish jail with no classes offered what the fuck are you supposed to do?
then you end up in front of the board and they bitch at you for no programming.

It's crazy how many live government hearing streams there are.
Some not as exciting as LPB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT4wIyBpQPs

>They round the final corner
>Tony Stewart is dropping back!
>He hasn't done his programs!
>He's losing the lead!
>Denied!
>Tony Stewart loses the Cunny Cup!

>>508787690
>Burglary
The dumbest possible crime and I will never understand why people still do this.
>Go into someone's house
>Steal $200 worth of crap
>Insta-felony
>Can legally be shot
Or you could just shoplift from a mega store
>Go into some soulless corporations store
>Steal $200 worth of crap
>Most of the time they won't even try to stop you
>Security guards don't have any real power
>At worst it's a misdemeanor

>>508787941
i think in their mind you're supposed to ask for a transfer to a prison that has the classes

and holy shit that nigger is night black

>>508787941
There have been guys who asked for classes and had proof they did indeed try to get the class even if not offered and they went easy on them.
Some were granted with the stipulation they relocate to take the class so it helps to try even if you can't do the classes.

That voice does not match that body. What the fuck

>>508788026
most criminals aren't very smart anon. and none of the ones we see on here are.

>>508788014
kek

>>508787810
he didnt show up in the Louisiana inmate lookup the last few times i checked

ascounding

shieeet I just wanna get back with my kids maam

is he pronouncing "absconding" as "astounding"?

>muh keeds

>Ascounding
And I thought this was parole, not revocation.

>>508788026
The problem with shoplifters or scammers is they get greedy and go back
You're right in most cases depending on the location and city they can't or won't do shit but you go on a black list and the loss prevention look out for you.
Niggers who run self check out or return scams get caught up all the time this way.

>>508787254
unclear because they just give them a card now which looks like a credit card.

>Be black
>Wear ski mask

>3 subjects in black hoodies and masks, had a hammer, a board and a knife
They were just doing some woodworking!
Let him out!

lol i could actually believe that this nigger doesn't remember any of this

How you gonna let one nigga beat up the whole house?
They didn't even try.

this stupid nigger trying to argue his charges
just deny this feral nigger already

this dumb motherfucker

they should just fence off an area of the south and let these people live there like a zoo

Good evening fine gentlemen, apologies for my absence, work and being sick has deprived me of missing out on the niggers doing niggery things.
How's it going?

>>508788331
>Carpenters
Kek add it to the list

Anyone else catch that
He pointed out his parole officer was female to imply she wasn't doing her job right
Fucking kek

imagine calling the police to see if you have any warrants out for yourself. did he think through far enough to consider what would happen if the answer was yes?

He kind of looks like the nog who played the guy with wings in the Marvel movies.

>>508788254
>they get greedy and go back
I've heard from several law enforcement people online that say if you're smart, you can get away with basically any crime as long as you only do it once
Being stupid or falling into a pattern is what gets you caught, basically

>>508788477
Good morning Baz! Doing quite well, how are things down under?
>>508788524
Is he wrong?

>you aren't even eligible for parole
Why didn't they catch this

This guy has an IQ of 55

>>508788552
These kind of edits are unfair to gorillas desu

>write up in November
He isn't even supposed to be here, you have to be write up free for at least two years to be eligible for parole.

Good day my fellow racism enjoyers!

such a bold lie and then he continues to talk to them nonchalantly. fucking nigger convicts

>>508788589
>This guy has an IQ of 55
Barras agrees with you - "This is a no brainer here"

please chimp out

CHIMP OUT

OH NO THEY MUTED HIM

>>508788623
i often think about how there are some animals that are more civilised than africans

>>508788305
>>508788331
>Sheeeit mang I'm just trying to make dis shit plumb

>>508788564
Unfortunately not too great, financial issues.

HOHOHO OH NON ONONONO
he stuck out his tongue

KEK THE TONGUE

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>That shove

Hahaha "Get the fuck outta here, nigger boy."

lmao

stupid nigger will get another disciplinary write up for that which will wipe out any good time he gets for the classes which he will still take because he won't understand that.

This is a new one

Nah nah nah nah boo boo stick your head in doo doo

>>508788755
>>508788868
Fucking classic

>>508788755
>>508788868
not human

nigger really got upset they didnt let him out. truly 55IQ

>>508788755
ahahahha

>>508785519 (OP).

no parole for niggers or criminal subhuman folk.

Go kys leftoids.

>>508788755
>>508788868
>>508788964

>>508788637
HELLO FREN

>>508789100
It's uncanny

How can these feral niggers remember their DOC number? some of them are so fucking stupid that 5+ digit number should be impossible for them.

>>508788964
>2,4,6,8
>You have warrants in Louisiana state
>3,5,7,9
>Catch a charge and do more time

>>508788755
fuck this is what i get for only listening

>>508789100
Unreal lol

is that Randy? is he having a boomer tech moment?

>>508789202
a lot of them use burner phones so they still have to remember phone numbers. DOC numbers aren't even that long.

>>508789202
Their DOC# is their identity
They can't do anything in the prison without it so they know it by heart

>>508789053
You have to be at least 18 years old to post on this website.

Over before it even began.

Randy has joined the chat

BY GOD IS THAT RANDY'S MUSIC??

>>508789311
You called that shit kek

Here we go

>>508789311
well considering he just showed up separately i'd say there's a decent chance that the answer is yes. and there he goes again.

>>508789202
A B C D E F G H I J K ELENEMOP

Randy has left the chat

It's already over

>turn on the stream
>first words I hear are "I hold myself accountable"
Yeah great, asshole, we also hold you accountable. Get fucked.

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZAx8cU9QsM&t

this guy is hitting all the right notes. do we have some kind of gotcha moment coming?

>>508789493
The greater the head angle, the more fucked you are. When you can look right up his nose, you're hopeless.

did randy just say 18 theft cases in two years?

this guys mom told the parole board not to release until he gets more programs

>not doing ur progrumz
DENIED

>>508789640
i thought i heard randy say that. if even his momma is fed up with his shit that tells me this guy is quite the shitter.

>35 arrests
How do you manage to accomplish that?

35 arrests kek

Just like the rest his sudden change was being told he would be up for parole and had to be clean.

>>508789764
the POWER of VIBRANT DIVERSITY

Jerrie got frustrated with this guy
LOL

>>508789764
Invest all your stats in Niggardry

needs mo pogramz n shieeeeet
>requests Steve Hoyle by name

>>508789564
If the lighting was better we'd be able to see his brain

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>>508789951
Junkie or dealer
Place your bets now

While we're waiting, go claim your jailfu right now. This one is mine.

>>508790003

>>508790003
>Junkie or dealer
40 years old, 3rd felony offender, drug charges?
Dealer is my bet

>>508789764

>>508790046
>markquerva
she never had a chance

>>508790046
in a better world, where the south won the war, there would be a whole aisle of these things at your local walmart. probably in the housewares section. the males would be over in lawn and garden.

>>508790003
Junkie

>>508790070
Junkies make bad dealers.

>>508790331
>Junkies make bad dealers.
Never get high on your own supply

>>508790501
SHEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIT...The Wire was fuckin kino.

>>508790003
Dealer

That one piece of hair sticking out, looks like a diving board. Ironic.

>>508790228
I'd like to imagine it's more like a car dealership, but it's always closed on the sabbath :^)

Maffyew

>The Louisiana Parole Board is empaneled in Baton Rouge
Why does this sound like a line from a war documentary

shieeet my family n shiet mang let me out

Shieeeeet

>I'm not the same person
That stupid overused line doesn't sound like taking responsibility.

Sometimes people are just too retarded to be free in public

>iz been in jailz every sense

>>508790670
kek that doodle

why was this monkey faced nigger about to start laughing

You think Tony feels a vibration in his mind every time someone mentions Steve Hoyle?

>im not the same person i was when i came here

failed out of Steve Hoyle. he cannot be rehabilitated

>What about thinking for a change?
This would be an equally good question if we didn't have a progrum with that name.

Try thinking, for a change.

he fucking her on the side

This guy just seems off

They're gonna let this literal retarded nigger free because he a good boy

>Caught this charge

I always picture a quarterback looking at the coon saying this, and telling him to "go long" lol

>don't take off work just for a parole hearing thing
homie...

>>508790994
I agree. I just don't feel good about him in my gut.

>>508791002
she said the quiet part out loud

DENIED feral nigger back to your cell

he looks like that sharty basedjak

Impressive awareness.

>>508791207

>>508791207
>>508790970
WE MADE IT OUT!

Scandalous

What's the point of putting these people back on the street with retarded conditions like 3 AA meetings a week just for him to inevitably fail and end up right back anyway...

This is how I imagine a house nigger acted back in the day.

Be free you semi sentient ape man

We'll be seeing that guy in the next revocation hearing.

>>508791313
I have faith in Pineapple head
He's changed

>>508791265
He did the good job!

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>>508791313

The conditions are just like setting the bar at the lowest setting, and seeing if they can achieve it.

Usually, they can't, then they just throw them right back into jail. It's like a retard level test, that they always fail.

>>508791313
It makes the judges look impartial to nogs.

>>508791411
3 AA meetings a week is just so performative... Do boomers genuinely think that gay libtard shit like that will help feral niggers?

>>508791434

Why is he already marked as "Denied"?

>>508791313
rehab in general is a cult-like religion of the modern age. it's faithful believers think that programs can solve anything. it's not really that different to the christians who go into prisons thinking that finding jesus will unfuck these people. or the muslims. or the shrinks.

>>508791530
The /LPBG/ producer has already cast his vote

>>508791511
It give them something to do and they pretty much put a leash on him. But yeah it's a gamble and a test to see if they'll do right.

>>508791530
probably did something stupid while being escorted to the hearing

>>508791543
>it's
fucking hell

>>508791543
When it comes down to it society is filled with dumbass shit just to check boxes. Send him to AA to check a box, doesn't matter if he actually quits drinking, doesn't matter if his life actually improves

>>508791543

To be fair, most drug addicts and criminals have some level of obsessive compulsive behavior, and if they can switch from drugs or booze to religion, it sometimes works.

A guy who won't shut up about religion is better than a guy robbing your house for $20 worth of drugs.

>>508791568
Randy probably got into the system.

I am requesting some fren photoshops the face of the Gigapredator from yesterday, onto the face of the last guy.

>>508791434
And after that it's my nigga with the crime against nature.
I love me /lpbg/, love me mum, love me sex offenders, simple as.

>I violated myself

>>508791698
yup.

>>508791718
Right. Most successful former junkies trade one addiction for a safer one.
Grant Cardone was a junkie then became obsessed with sales and selling seminars.
Andrew Zimmern was a junkie, swapped his addiction for being a chef and eating weird food.

>"I violated myself"

>da cops lied
Denied.

>I violated myself

Ghettos are a thing of the past.

Tons of African Americans have entered into the middle and upper classes

The amount of black Americans in generational ghetto poverty is at record lows

>I violated myself

The amount of two-parent black families in America has skyrocketed

Over 73% of black families in America are two parent black families

>>508792000
>>508791961
great you pick getty images because real pictures of black families dont exist

>"I realize that other people like me are stupid and aggravating."

>>508791961
>>508792000
>>508792041
if you pretend hard enough it will become true

>>508792020

>>508792000
yea and the moon is made of green cheese

also checked

>>508792105
It already is true.

Ghettos are basically abandoned nationwide because so many blacks have been escaping poverty

In my city's upper middle class neighborhood and affluent neighborhood, I've seen numerous successful black families.

>>508792041
>Over 73% of black families in America are two parent black families

>doubt.jpg

>>508791961
>>508792000
>>508792041

I find it hard to believe that this toothless negro was in possession of crack cocaine

>>508792180
Stella has returned

>>508792173
>Ghettos are basically abandoned nationwide
nigga what? you for real?

hello LPBG twitter, my nigguz

Pic related saved whitey's life and has a far higher salary than whitey

wrong answer

lol. This guy is so done.

Lied about being in a class.
Caught on parole with crack.
Denies he has a drug problem.

>>508792288
ahoy

>>508792256
It's true. Ghettos have been being abandoned nationwide

Detroit's ghetto population has been on a steep decline because so many Detroiters have been moving out and into the middle and upper classes

>>508792371
where are they all moving to?

>>508792350

I'm filtering the faggot

>Outbids whitey

>>508792426
don't reply to the nigger bot

I can't fucking believe they let that guy out.

Middle class and affluent black taxpayers pay for the EBT of meth-addicted white rednecks in appalachia and the south

Billy Wilson refused to show up

REFUSED

WHAT A GIP

Refused to come before the panel???

Oh now we're finished because the last guy refused to come on. ;_;

Billy Wilson is a bitch ass nigga

>Crime against nature
>refuses to provide us entertainment
Charge that nigga with a crime against frens!

>>508792426
I live here in the US

I know firsthand that Black Americans are more well-off than ever before. Ghettos are a thing of the past

I can confirm that Black Americans have been moving out of their ghettos to middle class and affluent suburbs in places like Georgia, Texas, and Florida

>>508792513
He was just lying and blaming everyone. I thought he was fucked.
Oh, no Billy Wilson!

>>508792426
prison

It's over already?

uh oh

I wanted to hear what a crime against nature is!

White rednecks in trailer parks in the south live off of EBT cards that are paid for by well-off black taxpayers

I was cracking up yesterday at how ridiculous the commercials on TV are getting, trying to portray black people as normal.

There's one where a black woman is in first class on a plan. Then there are always ones where a black father is doing some wholesome activity with his black daughter. Yesterday, I saw a new one where a black couple are taking their cute dog camping. lol. I mean, could they try to make it remotely believable?

>>508792730
>trying to portray black people as normal

They already are normal.

Very few real life black people act like the nog meme

>>508785563
Where's Tony Stewart?

lol I make my first LPBG in about a year and catch the tail end of one hearing, sorry to jinx everyone

White trailer park rednecks in places like Alabama or Kentucky wouldn't be able to buy anything from Walmart with their food stamps if productive black taxpayers suddenly stopped footing the bill

Poor white people throughout small towns in Iowa and West Virginia get their SNAP benefits from very smart black taxpayers who actually make a genuine contribution to the society around them

I assume nothing tomorrow. When are the next hearings?

Uncivilized, meth-addled white rednecks get their food stamps from intelligent, productive black taxpayers

>>508793077
I just checked, we're not back until July 7th ;_;
They never have hearings on Friday, and I guess they're going to take a break for a whole week for Independence day.

>>508793077
July 8th
So i am wish all my burgerbros a happy 4th

>>508792840
They've been short this year. You're not cursed.

>>508792722
considering the burglary charge i'm going to guess he broke into a house and raped someone at gun/knife point and he was destined to be denied due to the heinous nature of the crime

>Saves whitey's life
>Whitey files a false malpractice lawsuit against pic related and loses

>>508793589
More like the anus nature of the crime, in this case, amirite bros?

shut the fuck up and kys yourself already Stella

>>508793354
Happy berfday America

>>508792818
the first one up after the revocations

see you next time fellas

>>508793788
Fuck, I missed a pedo. Was it any good?

>>508793956
mediocre