Anonymous
ID: b0Ew9+oU
6/26/2025, 7:41:53 PM No.508802255
My grandpa fall over I didn't hear him yell because I was listening to death metal at full volume, so he was laying on the floor for almost 2 hours
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Anonymous
ID: qKx2OwoA
6/26/2025, 7:43:07 PM No.508802355
based fuck boomers
Anonymous
ID: TZqJcqhW
6/26/2025, 7:45:09 PM No.508802520
>>508802255 (OP)
Shit happens bro
Shit happens bro
Anonymous
ID: eXEgVmGS
6/26/2025, 7:50:45 PM No.508802943
>>508802255 (OP)
> Is literally too old to self-right after falling over
> My $50 Temu vacuum cleaner made by literal chink slaves is more ambulant than your granddad
Just let the poor fuck die already. Stick him in one of those assisted suicide pods. What's he going to do? Get up and walk away? Le
> Is literally too old to self-right after falling over
> My $50 Temu vacuum cleaner made by literal chink slaves is more ambulant than your granddad
Just let the poor fuck die already. Stick him in one of those assisted suicide pods. What's he going to do? Get up and walk away? Le
Anonymous
ID: L27OIhg3
6/26/2025, 7:52:05 PM No.508803046
>>508802255 (OP)
If he has a higher net worth than you, that is literally his problem.
If he has a higher net worth than you, that is literally his problem.
Anonymous
ID: M5wSZaXE
6/26/2025, 7:52:45 PM No.508803119
>>508802255 (OP)
Buy him a neck alarm thingie.
Buy him a neck alarm thingie.
Anonymous
ID: y+FyHey4
6/26/2025, 7:53:03 PM No.508803148
>>508802255 (OP)
saar now you need to the needful and redeem your grandpa.
saar now you need to the needful and redeem your grandpa.
Anonymous
ID: QQqiznQ3
6/26/2025, 7:56:27 PM No.508803457
>>508802255 (OP)
Perfect opportunity to ask him if he put you in his will while he was on the ground
Perfect opportunity to ask him if he put you in his will while he was on the ground
Anonymous
ID: pYvQ04ac
6/26/2025, 8:01:55 PM No.508803928
>>508802255 (OP)
Look on the bright side, IF you live long enough this will happen to you. That is why you always carry some snacks and alcohol on you at all times. You may be there a while.
Look on the bright side, IF you live long enough this will happen to you. That is why you always carry some snacks and alcohol on you at all times. You may be there a while.