This nigga is really spending USD55 million to marry a 50+ years old divorced Latina with 3 children LMAO

>>508805253 (OP)
>2 days wage
meanwhile the average wedding cost is half of the average annual income. nice try though

>>508805253 (OP)
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>>508805253 (OP)
Jewish 'males' are all incels and cucks. The only way they can get pussy is by betabuxxing or sex trafficking.

>>508805253 (OP)
Sadly Bezos is a simp. He could have any woman in the world, but he's owned by that one.

you don't get it, latina bimbos are a different class of woman altogether

He got divorce raped once, no? So he HAD to have had an airtight prenup drawn up no?

>>508805253 (OP)
can't buy class

>>508805253 (OP)
Also this proves rich people marries big boobs

>>508805253 (OP)
this proves that money doesn't cure simpery

>>508805253 (OP)
money doesnt buy class

>>508806198
Jeff Bezos is a typical Jewcel. Short, ugly, bald, mutilated dick, ptosis and cock-eyed.
He could barely reign in his single mom goblina from eyefucking Aryan men like Leonardo DiCaprio.
This is the source of all Jewish 'male' anger, vengeance and subversion.

>>508805253 (OP)
She also looks worse than any homeless drug addict I've seen on these streets

>>508805253 (OP)
The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone.”

>>508805253 (OP)
it's like the real life fifty shades of grey behind the scenes perhaps

>>508806384
Also kek at that picture, looks like a dog owner telling its chihuahua to behave.

>>508806046
Tel Aviv is the gayest city in this planet, most "cucks" are just faggots that use whores to catch closeted fags like them or worse, pedophiles that also have sex with their mom in law, this is well knowed in asia and it's called oyakodon in Japan, also single mothers do the dame to escape poverty, it's pretty common.

>>508806384
he isn't jewish

>>508806384
damn, leo isn't even that tall

>>508805253 (OP)
it's very simple, holes:
>don't be fat
>don't act like an insufferable bitch all the time
it's that simple
it's that easy
do these two things and you'll have love and have everything handed to you for free
want to marry a billionaire?
>do cardio three times a week
>do some squats two to three times a week
>be cheerful and make your literally one in a hundred million husband feel good and look good especially in public
>be good at sex-- what, don't you like sex yourself?!
oh fuck wow ugh geez! man oh man that's just such a high bar! so impossible!
dumb fucking cunts.

>reeee how come she gets the turbo billionaire and I'm stuck with normal men (ick!)?!?!?

I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>508805253 (OP)
She can probably suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

why marry? he could have a list of dedicated private hoes...

>>508805253 (OP)
fucking idiot is going to lose half his fortune!

>>508806850
>dont act like ain insufferable bitch
good luck with that, retard

>>508805253 (OP)
you dont get it
he met her through her kids

>>508805253 (OP)
>be bilionaire
>decide to give woman opportunity to take half your wealth

Why?

>>508805253 (OP)
>Billionaire marries
>It's an ugly, divorced, uuuuuugly woman
After Alex Soros, i finally got into my skull that only faggots do this. It's like some ritual. They're so gay, it doesn't put a dent on them marrying Human Abedin tier women

>>508806384
redpill me on the cock eye

It's also male

This is the biggest blackpill. Even if you're this rich and successful if you don't have the height/looks to back it up it's meaningless.

>>508805253 (OP)
she'll cash him out the next day when she files for divorce
what a dumb cuck

>>508806286
Only thing air tight is his butt when she's in the mood for pegging

>>508805253 (OP)
#1 - 55 million ain't shit, to him
#2 - this dude lives to work. She's just a wet hole for him to occasionally fill.
#3 - Probably a minor jab at his ex (I replaced you with this fugly broad who is STILL better than you)

That faggot could have any woman on the planet and he chooses an old hag. Insane

>>508805253 (OP)
Bezos will always be a short, bald faggot. All the money and TRT in the world will never change that

>>508806046
that meximelt troon IS the sex trafficker. he's marrying the handler.

>>508805253 (OP)
Not going to defend his shitty choice in women, but that amount of money means absolutely nothing to him

>>508805253 (OP)
He could have miserable sex with 222 000 different whores €250/h for that money.

So many retarded Incels itt.

>hurr durr he could bang any hot young slut why did he settle for that

Not everybody is interested in doing that believe it or not. She’s smart and rich too. They probably have a lot in common.

>>508809500
People who say “looks aren’t everything” are not fooling anyone

>post wall roastie
>marry a billionaire
You guys were wrong, the wall doesn't exist.

>>508805253 (OP)
He could have married a russian gold-digger.
With very strong agreement forms part of a marriage contract.

>>508805253 (OP)
Her face looks like literal ass.

>>508805253 (OP)
Simpmaxxing bros, he mogged us.

>>508806384
he was butthurt after that lol

>>508805253 (OP)
I used to date a girl who later became a model. It fucking sucked, man. Dumb as bricks.

They've been together for 6 years now so at least he's not marrying after less than a year together like other famous people do.

>>508806758
he was standing on some kind of platform/stairs

>>508805253 (OP)
NIGGA WASN'T IT LAST MONTH HE WAS DATING KATY PERRY

>>508806384
I always thought Leo was a Tom cruise tier manlet for some reason.

>>508810481
he's 6 foot

>>508805253 (OP)
I bet she gives him good milf ane.

>>508805253 (OP)
$55,000,000 is 0.02% of his net worth.

BIG MOUTH

>>508806310
>>508806376
Reddit coded but she is a skank.

Also say what you want about Bezos but at least he went for an age-appropriate woman when he had his mid-life crisis.

>>508805253 (OP)
Nothing compares to Latina pussy anon

>>508810675
He must be standing on a stool or bezos is 5'2 wtf?

>>508805253 (OP)
She sure is ugly, looks like a blow up sexdoll.

>>508811126
You'd need to be blind or drunk to find that attractive. Maybe she's good at fucking or knows how to cook but still.

>>508805253 (OP)
She's probably just the type of woman that would make his ex seethe the most

>>508809500
>smart

not with that botched look she isnt. cope more, you retarded turd

>>508805253 (OP)
$55 million isn't shit to him. it's like 0.02% of his wealth. the guy makes like 13.4 million an hour. that's like $60 to the average wagie.

why a 50 y/o Latina with 3 kids?

the kids are all grown up
you know she can fuck and suck like an absolute pro
the woman is a gold digger and a star fucker but she's an old one and knows she isn't going to do any better or any richer.

so she'll probably be loyal and since she's 50 she isn't having any kids, so any prenups will most likely stand.

Bezos will pay to keep her fuckable probably for the next 15 years and she'll do her best to physically stay fuckable.

Bezos is a nerd with a woman who will treat him like an absolute manlet king and she'll be pleased with the money he spends on her. that's how she got him, she did things to him his ex wife couldn't imagine

>>508811377
this is a slide thread but yeah shes bogged to fuck I don't get why men condone the looks of these creatures

>>508805253 (OP)
But She does butt play brah!

>>508806198
>>508805253 (OP)
His tongue can reach her prostate, that's why

>>508811377
Well she's 55. She looks great for her age, just a little bogged.

>>508811640
That sounds exactly how it is desu.

>>508811687
I like "slide threads" because that's just old /b/. Random topics to discuss with high traffic.

>>508806683
he sure seems to be one spiritually

Woah seems like I am not that poor now compared to this guy

>>508805253 (OP)
He just covers his love for taking up in ass

>>508811840
that's what I'm thinking. people forget the guy was an absolute nerd and didn't even remotely take on the Lex Luthor shit until he started fucking Lauren.

Mckenize Scott was probably the first piece of ass he got and before that it was probably blow up dolls.

He meet Scott was she was an administrative assistant at a hedge fund he was VP of. she was 23 and he was 30. you know that was the only pussy he'd ever have or would until Lauren Sanchez got to him.

>>508811791
nothing wrong with a little bogging, it makes them look like fuck dolls.