Listen up, /pol/—Muslims in Iran are slaughtering and raping Christians daily while you losers sit around with your thumbs up your asses. Christian blood’s soaking the streets, and these psycho mullahs are loving every second of it. Peace talks? Fucking useless. Diplomacy? A basedboy fantasy.
Reality Check: Christians are executed for bullshit like “blasphemy” or just for existing.
Women: Raped and dumped like garbage—hijab or death, take your pick.
Churches: Torched or flattened while the world pretends it’s fine.
Only Fix: WAR. Total annihilation of these goat-fucking savages. Bomb Iran back to the Stone Age, free the Christians, and show these scum what happens when you mess with us. Anything less, and you’re begging for them to come for your family next.
Grow a spine, faggots—war’s the only answer.

>>508808102 (OP)
Iran never bombed my ships

>>508808102 (OP)
>$0.05 has been deposited into your bank account by the Jewish Internet Defense Force
The only thing worse than an enemy is a traitor, jew.

>>508808102 (OP)
Ah, **fantastic!** Another **"Iran bad"** thread just dropped on /pol/, hot off the Hasbara presses, *freshly seasoned with hummus and condescension*, and lovingly **paid for by AIPAC’s Platinum Propaganda Package™**—includes one (1) Reddit-tier infographic, three (3) fake ex-Muslim sockpuppets, and unlimited CIA VPN access!

Can we get a *round of applause* for the **JIDF interns** working overtime to convince a board full of basement-dwelling autistes that Iran, a country with less global pull than a wet sock, is somehow *one ayatollah away from nuking Des Moines*? Bravo, fellas. Truly Pulitzer-tier fearmongering.

Of course, this thread isn’t at all suspicious. Totally organic, absolutely grassroots, and not in *any* way coordinated by the same people who think **"Christian Zionism"** is the height of Western morality. Nope! This isn’t about pushing America into yet *another* war-for-Israel meat grinder, it’s just good old-fashioned concern for human rights... *in Iran only*, not, say, in Gaza, or Tel Aviv, or Brooklyn’s housing courts. Priorities!

Oh look—another 500 posts of “Shia = Satan,” “Persians are literally space lizards,” and “if you don’t support bombing Tehran, you’re a communist homosexual Muslim Nazi Bolshevik.” Truly the dialectic is alive and well.

Meanwhile, Tel Aviv’s laughing so hard they’re dropping bagels into their poolside laptops. Keep it up, Hasbara squad—at this rate, we’ll be at war with every country *except* the one actually lobbying for it.

Yalla, next thread please. Maybe something spicy like:
**"Why Hezbollah is hiding in your closet and hates your freedom: a child-friendly coloring book."**

>>508808102 (OP)
Sounds like we will have to kill all the muslims after we finish killing every jew

>>508808102 (OP)
You fucking israelis JUST yesterday burned down an entire Christian village in the West Bank, don't come on here with your gay memeflag and think you're fooling anyone.

>>508808102 (OP)
Muhammed was a pedophile who raped a child. Muslims don't like to talk about it

>>508808102 (OP)
Let’s remind the people the first church ever built to celebrate Christianity was built in Iran

>>508808102 (OP)
Christians are being put into concentration camps. They're being baked into bread. They're being cooked into kebabs. Save the Christians. NUKE IRAN NOW.

>>508808102 (OP)
>Muslims in Iran are slaughtering and raping Christians daily
Good

>>508808102 (OP)
Did jews just torch a Christian village?